Pickle Juice = Good, Olive Juice = BAD BAD BAD OH FUCK GROSS

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Pickle juice is awesome. I use it as a way to cut the heat of wings with hot sauce and it works for reasons I can only attribute to some sort of Indian magic.

Don't try olive juice though, holy moley

# ? Sep 25, 2015 01:32

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:46

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I put pickle juice inside my famous tomato sauce known only by me. I liked it!

# ? Sep 25, 2015 01:42

Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

olives in general are disgusting and are probably the devil's testicles

# ? Sep 25, 2015 01:58

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

pickle juice + whiskey = best goddamn shot ever.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 02:01

Turmoil: Jun 27, 2000; Forum Veteran; Young Urchin

I regularly use olive juice in my martinis.

I would never make a martini with pickle juice.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 02:13

Coolie Ghost: Jan 16, 2013; sensible dissent dispenser

Cyril Sneer posted:

pickle juice + whiskey = best goddamn shot ever.

i did this with claussen's spicy slices once and it succ me, to nut

# ? Sep 25, 2015 02:57

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

My work has a pickle wing sauce

# ? Sep 25, 2015 03:45

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Steak-Juice is good Juice.
Steak-Water is good after slaughter.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:30

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Olive oil on the other hand is great.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:31

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Affe mk2 posted:

olives in general are disgusting and are probably the devil's testicles

no. no... nooo

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:31

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

no. no... nooo

I can think of several olives I'd agree with him on that statement.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:37

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

You know what's really good? When you get those banana peppers or even better pepperoncini peppers, then you drink the juice out of that. It has barely any heat, but it just tastes so drat good.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:44

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

i like to cut myself a lot and just roll in a tarp i cover with salt and glass. it's way healthier and the iodine draws out painful toxins from the body. dont dink salt you awful goon you will die of hypertension.

fuckin gently caress.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:52

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

op your mums juice is my favorite

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:58

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

i like to stick my dingus in the olive holes

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:58

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

Nefarious posted:

i like to stick my dingus in the olive holes

do u ever keep them on the head all day and pretend you have a big loving black bulbous tip and go to work and poo poo all day and get horny its good

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:00

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Al Borland posted:

Olive oil on the other hand is great.

The oily stranger?

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:15

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

basement jihadist posted:

do u ever keep them on the head all day and pretend you have a big loving black bulbous tip and go to work and poo poo all day and get horny its good

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:18

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

my stepdad kinda put me off indian pickle magic as a kid tbh

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:25

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

social vegan posted:

my stepdad kinda put me off indian pickle magic as a kid tbh

triggered

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:26

MisterFister: Jul 6, 2003; Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Cyril Sneer posted:

pickle juice + whiskey = best goddamn shot ever.

Yes, and dangerous.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 16:51

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Professor Shark posted:

Pickle juice is awesome. I use it as a way to cut the heat of wings with hot sauce and it works for reasons I can only attribute to some sort of Indian magic.

Don't try olive juice though, holy moley

I wouldn't try it on wings. That's just weird. You can put it in a martini thus making it "dirty" which is something I would recommend.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 17:38

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Pickle juice is basically just brine.
Olive juice is some nasty poo poo, I guess when they pickle olives it somehow transfers all the bitter nastiness out of the raw olives into the juice.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 17:43

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

Nefarious posted:

ya

ah it's divine

# ? Sep 25, 2015 18:59

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Turmoil posted:

I regularly use olive juice in my martinis.

I've had just straight vodka with olive juice before and it was pretty nasty because I put way too much olive juice in. But it was the last drink of a night of heavy drinking just before I went to sleep, and the next day I didn't have a hangover. So if you really want the perfect night cap to (maybe) prevent a hangover, mix equal parts vodka and olive juice together and drink it down. Don't forget to drink plenty of water too.

Pickle juice is better though in almost all other respects, so maybe just down like two shots of straight pickle juice and a pint or two of water.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 19:13

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Yea like you're gonna put pickle juice in your martini, loving stupid gently caress.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 19:14

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Real martinis with gin and vermouth are pretty gross though so pickle juice probably wouldn't change that either way

# ? Sep 25, 2015 19:23

Glamorama26: Sep 14, 2011; All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

MisterFister posted:

Yes, and dangerous.

Parts of my rear end have still not recovered from a night of pickle shots and this sentence can be read a few different ways.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 19:32

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

Cyril Sneer posted:

pickle juice + whiskey = best goddamn shot ever.

This. I also eat cocktail onions. And yeah, olives are bad, except the black ones.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 05:40

Jim Flatline: Sep 23, 2015

Whats pickle juice? and don't say the juice of a pickle. Whats in it?

# ? Sep 29, 2015 05:58

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Jim Flatline posted:

Whats pickle juice? and don't say the juice of a pickle. Whats in it?

The brine you make pickles with you loving mongoloid

# ? Sep 29, 2015 06:03

Jim Flatline: Sep 23, 2015

The Rage posted:

The brine you make pickles with you loving mongoloid

Yeah I know that idiot but they come in vinegar here so hearing people straight drinking vinegar made me think its not vinegar.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 06:06

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Jim Flatline posted:

Whats pickle juice? and don't say the juice of a pickle. Whats in it?

vinegar, sugar, salt, water, garlic if kosher

# ? Sep 29, 2015 06:06

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

salt makes things tasty, who knew

# ? Sep 29, 2015 06:07

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

If you mouth "olive juice" to someone without speaking it looks like you're saying "I love you."
Try it in the mirror.
Then say "vacuum" the same way.
Then impress your fellow 5th graders with this forbidden knowledge.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 06:12