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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
just my opinion but I can't think of a better recent movie.

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
roflburger swoops in with the :firstpost: slam dunk

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
and he follows it up with a beautiful :secondpost:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fury Road comes close but Jurassic World blew me away

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

How long ago did Prometheus come out?

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
We gotta get into THE SAMSUNG INNOVATION CENTER to escape these Pterodactyls!

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Paul Bart 2 was better in nearly every way. The banana scene was a real HOOT!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It's a less good Jurassic park that's self aware and acknowledged multiple times in movie that it is. There is even a goon in there saying it. It was cool private pyle playing the evil security contractor. I'm glad he still gets work.

It's real average though.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Why is it that the dinosaur only used its camouflage once? You'd think a massive predator-esque-camo dino would be rad as gently caress. Instead they wasted a great opportunity.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The free market would agree with you, friend. Good job! :)

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
After reading the books I can't enjoy the movies. The movie was good as it didn't follow anything, but I strongly suggest the books. Even if you don't like reading

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Sorry about your last 5 years of life.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Also how did the dinosaur even know it was being monitored thermally to begin with? I get it is smart, but it's still a loving dinosaur with no knowledge of how thermodynamics work.

Also why in the gently caress were they SURPRISED at all its abilities when THEY INTENTIONALLY MADE IT LIKE THAT? How did no one consult the scientist about what DNA was being used in any prior development stages. Even then how come this scientist just let this loving thing run around and never clue anyone in on what it could do, especially when people are dying? Triple question, why bother monitoring it thermally to begin with when they already know it can drop its body temperature, on top of the fact that it is cold blooded anyway, and its body temp would be the same as its environment and thermal monitoring would do jack poo poo.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

not even the best movie in the past 5 months smdh

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I would make fun of you OP but I heard I could go to hell if I make fun of the retarded.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

imurdaddy415 posted:

After reading the books I can't enjoy the movies. The movie was good as it didn't follow anything, but I strongly suggest the books. Even if you don't like reading
loving THIS

i usually never reread books, but there are two i've reread five times now: Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions and Jurassic Park

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
The Starships Troopers movie was better than the book

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
look at you idiots debating the motivations of a make believe dinosaur


i cant believe i post with you peopel

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I don't think so Tim

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
when the dinosaur ate that other dinosaur...that was p cool

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
birdman

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

birds evolved from dinosaurs

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

hm i wonder if the mutant dinosaur has raptor dna

oh, it does? well color me so loving shocked!

not like raptors were the biggest threat in the other movies or anything, no

gently caress that movie

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
It would have been better if they spliced dilophosaurus DNA into the super dinosaur so that it could spit poison too.

ROFLburger posted:

roflburger swoops in with the :firstpost: slam dunk

ROFLburger posted:

and he follows it up with a beautiful :secondpost:

:hfive:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Best scene in the movie

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


a real jerk posted:

hm i wonder if the mutant dinosaur has raptor dna

oh, it does? well color me so loving shocked!

not like raptors were the biggest threat in the other movies or anything, no

gently caress that movie

this the reveal was lame as gently caress

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
actually its the critically accailmed documentary Lucy, op

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
it was friggin awful. gosh what is wrong with you ding dongs

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Harald posted:

just my opinion but I can't think of a better recent movie.

ban this dude

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


the best movie of the past 5 years was drive

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
only way it could've been better is if jeff bridges had played the dude who was more worried about his margarita than the dinosaurs. then they could've had him say, "watch it man, there's a beverage here!" only thing i can think of that makes me hesitate to say it was the greatest movie of all time.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
it was so forgettable i forgot i had watched it like a month ago and started watching it and was wondering why everything seemed so vaguely familiar until i skipped ahead and realized my error

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


apparently margarita guy is actually, in real life, the owner of margaritaville

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
actually its the spongebob movie op

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Sintax posted:

I don't think so Tim

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
besides mad max, maybe world, has there been any good movies this years? seems like kind of a lovely year for movies

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
I would have said Mad Max Fury Road. Action movies haven't been as good as Fury Road since the 90s.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Sep 25, 2015

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

sup with the part in jurassic world where the kid is like "wahh our parents are getting divorced" and they never address it again or show the parents

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Edgar posted:

Best scene in the movie


this scene and the lady getting eaten by 3 things was pretty funny.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fonzarelli posted:

sup with the part in jurassic world where the kid is like "wahh our parents are getting divorced" and they never address it again or show the parents

The kids getting nearly eaten because the mom decided to send them to her weird emotionless sister's Perfectly Safe Dinosaur Factory is gonna bring them together as a family.

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