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Isaac posted:Okay hotshot whats this theb thats a dog you idiot
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DirtyMick posted:It's also a good place to go if you're feeling sad, particularly TwoXChromosomes. PersonalFinance and LegalAdvice are also great
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For those who want some good old GBS 1.0 schadenfreude nostalgia, check out "I live in the library and you can too" http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743191 - Goon is homeless and lives in his car - Goon has to go to the hospital due to explosive diarrhea - Goon can't figure out how to donate plasma, get EBT, get unemployment, collect cans, get a Paypal to collect goon volunteered donations, or beg for money - Any doubting of his story is drowned out by goons giving horrible "helpful" advice - Goon reveals he has cats, staying with a friend, that said friend is about to throw out on the street - Other goon offers to watch the cats - Goon declines, saying he doesn't want to put other goon out - FINALLY the attitude of the well-wishers and potential donors begins to change from naïve sympathy to well-deserved vitriol That's where we are right now.
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Drunk Nerds posted:For those who want some good old GBS 1.0 schadenfreude nostalgia, check out "I live in the library and you can too" drat, that is classic.
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Drunk Nerds posted:For those who want some good old GBS 1.0 schadenfreude nostalgia, check out "I live in the library and you can too" I don't know, aside from the poop volcano part this thread is more sad than funny even by GBS 1.0 sadsack standards
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Yeah I knew what was up once he started to describe the urge to poo poo his pants, but new goons wouldn't have picked up on that
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Jukeboxblues posted:I met someone who had an anime budget that he would spend on figurines and poo poo and he was the most insufferable person I have ever met. You can usually notice them by how they speak. If they sound like they are just reciting facts or talking like they are a wiki just walk away and make a point to never engage them in conversation. one of my best friends had an anime budget that he would spend on figurines and poo poo when he was a grown-rear end adult but he was super chill and never brought it up unless you brought it up first. actually i'm pretty sure everyone who met him thought he was just constantly blazed as gently caress, he was just all-around likeable and pleasant and not confrontational at all but then he died so tldr anime will kill you
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best out-of-SA thing i ever read was on a forum for "digital gangsters" ie white kids who do a shitload of drugs and make money phishing/spamming/etc some dude who was high on something or other all the time thought his neighbor was spying on him because he had an animatronic owl which would periodically move its head in his backyard (they apparently use them to scare away rodents) anyway he stole it and checked it out and there were no cameras in it, so he does the next best thing and sends it via mail to some other dude on the forums who continues the process and so on over several months during which the owl does a world tour documented with timestamped pics quite amazing to see people who would unironically smoke crack and post about stealing poo poo from their parents to hock pull it off that forum had a ton of amazing stories but i forgot my account login and its private now so rip. also this was like 7-8 years ago so who knows if it even still exists
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EugeneJ posted:Yeah I knew what was up once he started to describe the urge to poo poo his pants, but new goons wouldn't have picked up on that Are you suggesting the library goon is kidding us? 
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Cuckoo posted:I don't know, aside from the poop volcano part this thread is more sad than funny even by GBS 1.0 sadsack standards The goon advice is gold too. Homeless OP used to be a full-time gambler, and there are actual people posting "hope you can get back on your feet soon so you can get back to [gambling]" smdh. At least some goon drove 6 hours one-way to adopt his cats.
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Remember that it goon who after a few sessions of starting strength at the gym and some supplements thought he was feeling his gains but it was actually a stroke?
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Isaac posted:Remember also when gbs 1 convinced that guy it was a good idea to blow up his neighbors cable unit but burnt some other persons house down by accident From the first page, but what did he actually do? I remember the story, but not the details.
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Isaac posted:Remember that it goon who after a few sessions of starting strength at the gym and some supplements thought he was feeling his gains but it was actually a stroke? no but lol
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Batterypowered7 posted:From the first page, but what did he actually do? I remember the story, but not the details. He took an RF adapter from a Sega genesis and spliced the coax cable part with an electrical plug so in theory when his neighbor tried to steal his cable it would gently caress up his TV/kill him.
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the carb thread was cool, where one dude almost killed his dog and another guy in his 20s had the cholesterol levels of an 80 year-old competitive steak eater
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Arian_Samurai posted:He took an RF adapter from a Sega genesis and spliced the coax cable part with an electrical plug so in theory when his neighbor tried to steal his cable it would gently caress up his TV/kill him. I think he ended up setting his neighbors house on fire.
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The Brown Menace posted:the carb thread was cool, where one dude almost killed his dog and another guy in his 20s had the cholesterol levels of an 80 year-old competitive steak eater i thought the dog died though
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etalian posted:I think he ended up setting his neighbors house on fire. Yeah, I remember his neighbors house caught fire, but he acted like it was a random unrelated event to his dicking around with the town's power grid
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House across the road caught fire at the same time. Fairly sure you can see smoke in the video. Goon back pedaled furiously denying he had anything to do with it.
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the guy in the low carb thread who ate nothing but bacon and eggs for breakfast every day and raving about how awesome it was, started out scrambling his eggs in the bacon grease and then went to the butter+creme fraiche gordon ramsay method. presumably still with lovely inferior american supermarket bacon, then he had bloodwork done and he was dangerously unhealthy
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The goon who cooked to death in his driveway like a scrambled egg
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The goon who oded on Imodium in the movie theater Tcc is cheating tho
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theflyingexecutive posted:The goon who oded on Imodium in the movie theater How the heck di you od on immodoum.
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Isaac posted:How the heck di you od on immodoum. it makes your poop so hard you cant poop it and then you are full of poop and die
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theflyingexecutive posted:The goon who oded on Imodium in the movie theater though funny, that wasn't a goon. just a goon who posted about it i wonder how many reddit deaths there are, they prolly have to surpassed goondeaths by now just virtue of high numbers
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Xaris posted:though funny, that wasn't a goon. just a goon who posted about it pretty sure it was a goons husband so it counts
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Isaac posted:How the heck di you od on immodoum. it's actually a really powerful opiate but it doesn't make you high because it doesn't cross the blood brain barrier. You can weaken the integrity of the barrier with various drugs, but proper dosing becomes impossible and you can od at the drop of a hat
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theflyingexecutive posted:it's actually a really powerful opiate but it doesn't make you high because it doesn't cross the blood brain barrier. You can weaken the integrity of the barrier with various drugs, but proper dosing becomes impossible and you can od at the drop of a hat Smackheads in my old town covet acetic anhydride to bang up mscontin when tgey could just be doing immodoum?
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Remember that gbs poll where 90pc of goons voted they were in the 99th percentile of iq
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Parallax Scroll posted:no but lol I made that one up i just wanted to bump my thread
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The Brown Menace posted:not a tcc death but the entire joose thread was hilarious Blacking out for a week and waking up jobless, wifeless and there's a brand new grand piano in your living room. A timeless classic.
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DetroitVectorSmooth posted:
"this is beautiful. this... this is art."
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Blacking out for a week and waking up jobless, wifeless and there's a brand new grand piano in your living room. A timeless classic. i liked the dude who flipped his SUV and broke an arm
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deep impact on vhs posted:"this is beautiful. this... this is art." Hes still jerking it. I tried taking more photos but he saw me setting up the tripod and playing with the manual settings. Even in light of this, he doesn't mind and keeps going.
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