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A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
can we get a summary for people who don't want 'bee tattoo chaturbate blue hair' flavoring their metadata

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i don't think a summary would accurately convey the ridiculousness of this

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
4: no clown or spider emotes

That sums it up nicely.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008
I suddenly feel the urge to watch My Neighbor Totoro again

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd like to use this opportunity to thank the OP and people like him for subsidizing our free pornography.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Hey OP, how does it feel to be addicted to a camgirl that is actually kinda fug looking and whose major appeal to you is SUPER CUTE AND QUIRKY UNIQUE FUZZY ANIMALS SYBIAN SPLENDOR?

LeafyGreens
May 9, 2009

the elegant cephalopod

Are the amounts that the top tippers of this girl have given her listed in pounds or is it some weird chaturbate currency because holy poo poo

Also OP are you on that list

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

Funky See Funky Do posted:

4: no clown or spider emotes

That sums it up nicely.

Lol. Post more. I also don't want that in my search history yet require entertainment.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Just to be clear I have no idea if this is who the OP is obsessed with but it is the girl with the bee tattoo.

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remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Umm it kinda sounds like she is 15. Gross.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

My Manic Pixie Dreamgirl!!!!!!!

chinchilla
May 1, 2010

In their native habitat, chinchillas live in burrows or crevices in rocks. They are agile jumpers and can jump up to 6 ft (1.8 m).

quote:

TOKEN MENU
--all actions can be voided by tipping equal amount--
pm - 25
spanks - 25
pikachu - 44
tits - 50
feet** - 60
pussy/rear end - 100
paddle spanks - 150
snapchat - 333
socks off** - 500

**for feet, please ask before tipping

this is someone's entire life

chinchilla
May 1, 2010

In their native habitat, chinchillas live in burrows or crevices in rocks. They are agile jumpers and can jump up to 6 ft (1.8 m).
also the entire thing is covered in totoro and anime baby animal cartoons. i'd post another screenshot but i don't want to inadvertently post nws images

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
what the gently caress is 'pikachu' and why is snapchat such a strange number

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
44 tokens to do the pikachu

What is pikachu, precious??? What is pikachu?

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
And why is socks off so expensive? I am probably showing my naivete here, but this is mystifying.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Say what you will about her, but the girl knows her market and just loving LOL if you're that market.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
A savvy business woman. She makes more money than probably anyone in this thread, lol.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Quantum Finger posted:

A savvy business woman. She makes more money than probably anyone in this thread, lol.

"I got tokens, I got tokens. I got all the tokens."

- Bee Bee Blue

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

remigious posted:

And why is socks off so expensive? I am probably showing my naivete here, but this is mystifying.

I'm guessing it's because foot fetishists are semi-common, and desperate enough to pony up to indulge their particular perversion.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



remigious posted:

And why is socks off so expensive? I am probably showing my naivete here, but this is mystifying.

I think that "Chaturbate fetish pricing" is a pretty ok thing to be naive about

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Octolady posted:

Are the amounts that the top tippers of this girl have given her listed in pounds or is it some weird chaturbate currency because holy poo poo

Also OP are you on that list

I looked up that tokens are 5 cents (USD) a piece.

One pathetic goober paid 5,000 actual us dollars to see a 6/10 girl get naked and do stuff. What the gently caress? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper at that point?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Bloody Queef posted:

I looked up that tokens are 5 cents (USD) a piece.

One pathetic goober paid 5,000 actual us dollars to see a 6/10 girl get naked and do stuff. What the gently caress? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper at that point?

What's the collective noun for hookers? A smattering?

You'd get a smattering of whores for 5,000

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

chinchilla posted:

this is someone's entire life
Her life sounds pretty pathetic. Putting aside all the on-camera stuff, how can you feel good about yourself when you are living your life like a 14 year old on summer break?

"Oh, I just hang out with my kitties and play video games and watch netflix all day"

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

It's understandable if you need to regress a little after physically debasing yourself completely for the approval and $0.05 tips of masturbating strangers.

Bloody Queef posted:

I looked up that tokens are 5 cents (USD) a piece.

One pathetic goober paid 5,000 actual us dollars to see a 6/10 girl get naked and do stuff. What the gently caress? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper at that point?

I don't know if it's the same there as other sites, but I think they actually earn 5 cents/token, whereas oglers can buy them at 10 cents/token, in large bundles.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
OP, what is the pikachu?

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Wait seriously she is willing to flash her rear end and pussy for $5?

OP your girl is a cheap whore.

Oh wait... thats the point of this thread

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax
So how are you goons sleeping these days?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Less, way less. As I understand it the cam girl takes a cut of it and the rest goes to chaturbate. I can't remember what the cut is but I want to say 4c to chaturbate 1c to the camgirl.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Im still wondering about the man-hands because in my mind I just keep replaying the scene in Seinfeld of the woman's hands ripping open that lobster and opening the non-twist off beer.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

OP, what is the pikachu?

This thread has raised more questions than answers I need to know about the pikachu.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Yes....the Pikachu. I'm very curious. Also, is that token to currency conversion correct? I thought camgirls made a lot more than that.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Ah haaaa we found her! The something awful forums does it again!

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

How much is too much to spend on vetoing people's requests?

I mean I know the answer is zero but if you had money to burn...

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

remigious posted:

And why is socks off so expensive? I am probably showing my naivete here, but this is mystifying.

toe fetish. I can understand feet fetish, I can understand socks fetish, but I'll never, ever understand toe fetish

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Five bucks for a quick flash isn't bad. I've never cammed, but if she's at all popular, or gets a lot of random one-time traffic, I'm betting there are a lot of dudes who would pay that for a quick flash. People would probably do exacty this IRL if it were legal and not such a horrible idea for a single woman to be alone with a bunch of dudes who wanna whack it to her feet.

I imagine it's like stripping, with good nights and bad nights.


remigious posted:

Yes....the Pikachu. I'm very curious. Also, is that token to currency conversion correct? I thought camgirls made a lot more than that.

I think that's in private shows? Where someone with a shitload of tokens either pays in advance for X Y and Z done only for him or like three people, or one person/a few people go into private mode and then she's probably got a pricing list for all the other poo poo.


Or she makes money off of sheer volume, IDK.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

canyoneer posted:

Her life sounds pretty pathetic. Putting aside all the on-camera stuff, how can you feel good about yourself when you are living your life like a 14 year old on summer break?

"Oh, I just hang out with my kitties and play video games and watch netflix all day"

lol if you think her pitch to reel in creeps would be anything like how she lives her real life.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Chelsea Handler calls her pussy her pikachu :ms:

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I hadn't realized that a girl does things for multiple dudes at a time. The pricing makes a lot more sense now. Thanks!

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chinchilla
May 1, 2010

In their native habitat, chinchillas live in burrows or crevices in rocks. They are agile jumpers and can jump up to 6 ft (1.8 m).

Scandalous Wench posted:

So how are you goons sleeping these days?

Better! I'm falling asleep consistently between 1030-1130 instead of like 1230-130. I think the sun lamp is helping me with being awake during the day too, but it's a little too soon to be sure.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I think that's in private shows? Where someone with a shitload of tokens either pays in advance for X Y and Z done only for him or like three people, or one person/a few people go into private mode and then she's probably got a pricing list for all the other poo poo.

Or she makes money off of sheer volume, IDK.

Right under the bit I quoted she says she doesn't do private shows/cam to cam/whatever, so I guess the second thing.

Anne Whateley posted:

Chelsea Handler calls her pussy her pikachu :ms:

pussy is already a separate element in the menu, though, so the mystery continues. Although I'll bet the OP has dished out for the ol' pikachu a few times.

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