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Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
do now? We were together for 5 years.

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curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
kill yourself, then her

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ill set u up with one of my friends when ur ready for heartbreak again hun

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
gently caress bitches, no need to get paid.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
cry and cut yourself til she take you back

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Drink. A lot.

Hope that helps!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Faggitaboutit.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Masturbate

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Become gay.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
jesus still love you

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship.

Oops, my bad

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship.

I know right, what the gently caress?

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
But yeah you assumed right and I'll keep your suggestion in mind.

xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar
whiskey... or i guess whisky

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
I have a fifth of Jim Beam.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Otterspace posted:

But yeah you assumed right and I'll keep your suggestion in mind.

cut apology into your arm. show that yuo are truly sorry

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
you should poo poo in her handbag

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you can still save this relkationship

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
scars are cool

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

repost this message 15 times and in three days your secret crush will kiss you

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

otherwise you will DIE in a CAR ACCIDENT

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Otterspace posted:

I have a fifth of Jim Beam.

Shove it up your rear end. Butt-chugging is the coolest.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sever

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

pretend it was amicable and try to be friends with her for a few months until the years of wasted effort and regret build up and you nurse your bitterness with booze until you forget enough to gently caress up another serious relationship, repeat until you die

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.

TEAYCHES posted:

pretend it was amicable and try to be friends with her for a few months until the years of wasted effort and regret build up and you nurse your bitterness with booze until you forget enough to gently caress up another serious relationship, repeat until you die

Whoa whoa hold on, let me get a pen

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
go shallow dick a random or a hooker.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Remember the good times. Sleep with her favorite shirt on your pillow so you can smell her in your dreams. Try to focus on all the special intimate moments you two shared an be happy for her, knowing that now she's sharing those moments with someone she likes more than you who has a bigger dick. Buy a cat.

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
Don't be like my neighbor.

Immediately face your pain and put yourself into the space of others and you will be so caught up in your new reality that you will recognize the past and its habit-responses for what they are, in the past.

Don't be like my neighbor==

I live in the ghetto.

To see what its like on the other side.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
don't drink alcohol. stay busy. if you're still horribly depressed in a month see a therapist

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you need to make blood and darkness your friends. please TRUST ME FRIEND

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Dont be a loving pussy and do whatever?

Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009

by Shine
Things are probably going to be weird and lovely for like a year. Just try not to do anything too stupid

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
do something too stupid

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Have you considered taking up drugs???

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.
listen to all of Elliott Smith's CDs back-to-back.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Nows the perfect time to pick and anime chick to be your waifu. She won't talk back like that other girl did. She'll love you for your fat goony self.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sintax posted:

do something too stupid

It's the perfect time, OP.

You're going through a lot right now and your friends, family, and members of the jury will understand that.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Drink but not too much and reflect on what you've learned over the years about your self and the person you were with. Take those lessons and improve upon your life and your next relationship.

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Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
why did you break up, OP?

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