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do now? We were together for 5 years.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:50 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:54 |
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kill yourself, then her
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:51 |
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ill set u up with one of my friends when ur ready for heartbreak again hun
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:51 |
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gently caress bitches, no need to get paid.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:52 |
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cry and cut yourself til she take you back
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:53 |
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Drink. A lot. Hope that helps!
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:53 |
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Faggitaboutit.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:55 |
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Masturbate
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:55 |
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Become gay.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:56 |
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jesus still love you
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:56 |
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The Aardvark posted:Become gay. Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:56 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship. Oops, my bad
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:58 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Look at this rear end in a top hat assuming the OP was in a straight relationship. I know right, what the gently caress?
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 08:59 |
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But yeah you assumed right and I'll keep your suggestion in mind.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:01 |
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whiskey... or i guess whisky
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:02 |
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I have a fifth of Jim Beam.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:03 |
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Otterspace posted:But yeah you assumed right and I'll keep your suggestion in mind. cut apology into your arm. show that yuo are truly sorry
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:04 |
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you should poo poo in her handbag
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:04 |
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you can still save this relkationship
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:05 |
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scars are cool
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:06 |
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repost this message 15 times and in three days your secret crush will kiss you
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:08 |
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otherwise you will DIE in a CAR ACCIDENT
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:08 |
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Otterspace posted:I have a fifth of Jim Beam. Shove it up your rear end. Butt-chugging is the coolest.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:12 |
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sever
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:13 |
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pretend it was amicable and try to be friends with her for a few months until the years of wasted effort and regret build up and you nurse your bitterness with booze until you forget enough to gently caress up another serious relationship, repeat until you die
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:14 |
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TEAYCHES posted:pretend it was amicable and try to be friends with her for a few months until the years of wasted effort and regret build up and you nurse your bitterness with booze until you forget enough to gently caress up another serious relationship, repeat until you die Whoa whoa hold on, let me get a pen
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:17 |
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go shallow dick a random or a hooker.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:17 |
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Remember the good times. Sleep with her favorite shirt on your pillow so you can smell her in your dreams. Try to focus on all the special intimate moments you two shared an be happy for her, knowing that now she's sharing those moments with someone she likes more than you who has a bigger dick. Buy a cat.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:18 |
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Don't be like my neighbor. Immediately face your pain and put yourself into the space of others and you will be so caught up in your new reality that you will recognize the past and its habit-responses for what they are, in the past. Don't be like my neighbor== I live in the ghetto. To see what its like on the other side.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:18 |
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don't drink alcohol. stay busy. if you're still horribly depressed in a month see a therapist
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:20 |
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you need to make blood and darkness your friends. please TRUST ME FRIEND
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:21 |
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Dont be a loving pussy and do whatever?
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:25 |
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Things are probably going to be weird and lovely for like a year. Just try not to do anything too stupid
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:26 |
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do something too stupid
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:37 |
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Have you considered taking up drugs???
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 09:38 |
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listen to all of Elliott Smith's CDs back-to-back.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:19 |
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Nows the perfect time to pick and anime chick to be your waifu. She won't talk back like that other girl did. She'll love you for your fat goony self.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:22 |
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Sintax posted:do something too stupid It's the perfect time, OP. You're going through a lot right now and your friends, family, and members of the jury will understand that.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:23 |
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Drink but not too much and reflect on what you've learned over the years about your self and the person you were with. Take those lessons and improve upon your life and your next relationship.
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:26 |
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why did you break up, OP?
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# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:32 |