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Section 8 is garbage. Still better than the projects though.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:
gently caress, need to move to North Dakota for a while
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Midwest babby factories love the increase in money per kid. Great way to make cigarette money.
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Sizone posted:it's true. wife doesn't work, we have a kid to take care of and it's more cost effective (and, generally, a better idea) for her to stay home and watch the kid (and do my laundry) than to hire a stranger to do it. I gross well under 40k a year and live in one of the most expensive parts of the country. But, please, tell me how the middle class hasn't been totally hosed out of existence, how federal or state jobs are totally cushy and instantly worry free, and how you are a lovely poster who believes in the just world fallacy. Why did you decide to have a child if you can't pay the cost of having a child?
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Sep 26, 2015 20:00
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greg sexyvibes posted:Why did you decide to have a child if you can't pay the cost of having a child? his wife just wanted a baby SO BAD
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Sep 26, 2015 20:11
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*actually makes decent money* *chooses to live in area can't afford* *claims that he is some sort of victim*
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iroguebot posted:*Has the beginning of Dad's name, combined with some sort of -isha or -iqua* *Isn't sure who the daddy is*
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Sep 26, 2015 20:41
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*holds a wedding at a prison because groom can't get his act together*
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Dirty Sanchez posted:*Isn't sure who the daddy is* 
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Sep 26, 2015 21:01
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*gets home from full time minimum wage job*
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Sep 26, 2015 21:44
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*gets welfare check and takes cabs around town to buy whiskey and cigarettes*
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Sep 26, 2015 22:18
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*ISN'T VERY COOL*
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Sep 26, 2015 22:32
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*owns a FLATSCREEN TELEVISION SET* 
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*leaves the older kids to watch the younger ones as I hurry to my third job, shoveling cheap dollar-menu crap in my mouth in the car and praying that the duct-tape holding this old beater together doesn't come apart*
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Sep 26, 2015 23:11
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*always eats out at fast food shitholes* drat it why do I have no money and oh poo poo turns out I picked up 50 dietary diseases, drat you investment bankers!! (then again you lot do have heaps of sugar even in bread soooo...)
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greg sexyvibes posted:Why did you decide to have a child if you can't pay the cost of having a child? Because if I don't out reproduce you, the next generation will tip all that much more to being composed of poo poo heads.
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Studies have shown that the concept of the Welfare Queen is purely fiction, yet for decades, politicians have continued to trot out the myth to lure impressionable voters. That’s exactly why one team of sociologists from the University of California, armed with plenty of sound data and a dream of instilling truth in political discourse, set out to disprove the myth once and for all. But after a lengthy search and a harrowing journey, the team found the elusive Welfare Queen, living in the Appalachian foothills in a palatial manor funded entirely by government handouts. “We went out hoping to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this idea of a Welfare Queen was utterly absurd and not at all based in reality, but then we were able to confirm that there is, in fact, a Welfare Queen,” said lead researcher Michael Cook, who described the Queen’s home as “a shopping-mall-sized expanse of aluminum siding and American flag decor, its immense lawn littered with ceramic toads and decaying autos.” “It turns out she’d been living off the government for years, funding her extravagant lifestyle using government checks that were being sent to her dead husband.” Amazing! When Cook and his team finally reached the immense entryway to the Welfare Queen’s palace, they saw 500 men lying prostrate in neatly ordered columns, chanting en masse for the glory of their goddess. Then they saw, seated atop a throne of brand-new iPhones and adorned in the finest of name-brand attire, the fabled Welfare Queen herself! “It was definitely her, cackling devilishly as she watched The Real Housewives Of Atlanta on one of her many expensive flat-screen TVs afforded to her by government assistance,” Cook explained. “And right behind her we saw about a dozen of her children—sired out of wedlock by a dozen different deadbeat fathers—misbehaving and gorging themselves on high-sodium junk foods purchased with food stamps.” “Her adoring subjects continued chanting, in voices growing louder and louder, ‘Hosannah to the Empress of Entitlements, the Sovereign of Social Security, the High Priestess of Handouts, the Fairest of Freeloaders,’” added Cook. “They praised all of the Queen’s sacred relics, her Cadillac, her free Medicaid, and her storied EBT card, all while bathing themselves in soda and beer. It was the height of debauchery and opulence.” Incredible! Now, we can finally put the debate to rest and at last confirm, with full empirical certainty, the existence of the Welfare Queen. Her power is great, and her empire is vast!
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Yaos posted:Studies have shown that the concept of the Welfare Queen is purely fiction, yet for decades, politicians have continued to trot out the myth to lure impressionable voters. I've researched the topic extensively and know a number of people in AA who do it. I am thinking about doing it myself, particularly b/c alcoholism in remission is considered a disability for which you can receive free money for life. Kleen_TheRacistDog fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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(spends everything on lobster, prime rib, and caviar and then drives away in my ferarri with YOUR HARD-EARNED TAX DOLLARS AHAHAHAHA!!)
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*Buys accessories to make my chrysler 300 look like a bentley*
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*buys orange soda and honey buns* no joke, I've done this with welfare
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's entirely possible to live completely off of government subsidies indefinitely. See my earlier post in this thread. Housing, income, food, medical and dental, all for free for life, as long as you stay below the median income in your area. (thus incentivizing people never to work to get off of it) I'd like to know where this is true, and if so what it takes to get on it, and also do they cover mental healthcare? Because apparently I'm not sick enough to get SSI but at the same time I'm kind of suicidal so lol I need medication but can't get them because no money, so yeah I don't know where I was going with this I'll shut up now sorry
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Sep 27, 2015 04:22
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:this is true to an extent, except most recipients are too stupid and unaware to realize it or think in these abstract existential terms. lmao
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Wounded Unicorn posted:*buys orange soda and honey buns* yeah we know the poor suck at eating who gives a gently caress
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mdm posted:yeah we know the poor suck at eating who gives a gently caress BUHBUHBUTTTT HREEAAAALLLLTHHHHH IF THEY'RE NOT SUBSISTING ON FLAVORLESS GRUEL THEN HOW CAN I FEEL SUPERIOR TO THEM?!?!
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's entirely possible to live completely off of government subsidies indefinitely. See my earlier post in this thread. Housing, income, food, medical and dental, all for free for life, as long as you stay below the median income in your area. (thus incentivizing people never to work to get off of it) My job involves taking care of poor mental ill Americans everyday. It's not as easy as you think. You're a moron. Stop posting. STOP. Or get out of AA and drink your dumb ideas about the world out of your poo poo brain.
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Asclepius Hot Rod posted:My job involves taking care of poor mental ill Americans everyday. It's not as easy as you think. You're a moron. Stop posting. STOP. Or get out of AA and drink your dumb ideas about the world out of your poo poo brain. censorship right here am i right
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Astrofig posted:BUHBUHBUTTTT HREEAAAALLLLTHHHHH by not having diabetes
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I've been on socialist hell welfare for a year and I don't get people who would get jealous of my lazy lifestyle. You're welcome to do the same man, just get a smaller appt because this one won't do.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's entirely possible to live completely off of government subsidies indefinitely. See my earlier post in this thread. Housing, income, food, medical and dental, all for free for life, as long as you stay below the median income in your area. (thus incentivizing people never to work to get off of it) You must not live in the US if that's true.
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I spend my welfare on crack and street pussy
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*lives in Kiryas Joel, the poorest village in the nation.*
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's entirely possible to live completely off of government subsidies indefinitely. See my earlier post in this thread. Housing, income, food, medical and dental, all for free for life, as long as you stay below the median income in your area. (thus incentivizing people never to work to get off of it) Hell, iirc there's a guy in E/N right now who wants to get a job, but by doing so would lose half his welfare and not be able to afford housing etc anymore
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's entirely possible to live completely off of government subsidies indefinitely. See my earlier post in this thread. Housing, income, food, medical and dental, all for free for life, as long as you stay below the median income in your area. (thus incentivizing people never to work to get off of it) Yes, you can get SSDI for being a useless drunk. Yes, you can get a couple hundred a month worth of food stamps, and in -some- states there's a functioning Medicaid system that will give you some modicum of health care. But it's a pretty lovely existence, skulking around with barely enough money for necessities, filling out forms and kowtowing to petty government functionaries. Is that what you aspire to be, a leech who's entire life consists of sucking up -just- enough governmental handouts to survive, barely? 'Cause if that's true, you're doing a disservice to the planet by not just drinking yourself to death.
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Astrofig posted:I'd like to know where this is true, and if so what it takes to get on it, and also do they cover mental healthcare? Because apparently I'm not sick enough to get SSI but at the same time I'm kind of suicidal so lol I need medication but can't get them because no money, so yeah I don't know where I was going with this I'll shut up now sorry These are all federal programs, so it shouldn't matter where you live, in theory. However, some states administer the programs more effectively than others. Asclepius Hot Rod posted:My job involves taking care of poor mental ill Americans everyday. It's not as easy as you think. You're a moron. Stop posting. STOP. Or get out of AA and drink your dumb ideas about the world out of your poo poo brain. I didnt say it was easy, i just said its possible and that i know a lot of people who do it. (As an aside, you're not a very good mental health professional if you are telling someone with a disability (me) to drink themselves to death. what Cracker-Jack College did you get your degree from, hmmm? i got mine from the Ivy League, btw) JnnyThndrs posted:Yes, you can get SSDI for being a useless drunk. Yes, you can get a couple hundred a month worth of food stamps, and in -some- states there's a functioning Medicaid system that will give you some modicum of health care. But it's a pretty lovely existence, skulking around with barely enough money for necessities, filling out forms and kowtowing to petty government functionaries. For someone with a user name referencing Johnny Thunders, I would think you would be more sympathetic to that lifestyle "choice". Also, it's not like everyone is a leech. Some people, for example, use the free time to make art or music. It's a sad state of affairs when a brilliant musician can't afford to live, whereas a mediocre/incompetent "businessman" lives comfortably. If they have to game the system to do what they love and are good at, then so be it.
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happyhippy posted:*works 29.4 hour week at Walmart so they don't have to consider me full time.* Uses the welfare and food stamp forms they have in the break room to get benefits.
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