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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
but only 2 matches and then it's your bedtime

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Fun Shoe
dk mode + paintball

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
NO DAD YOU CAN'T BE ODDJOB

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

memy posted:

NO DAD YOU CAN'T BE ODDJOB

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

deep impact on vhs posted:

dk mode + paintball

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

see this post is funny because the op has switched the roles around of the father and the son as goldeneye is a game from the father's childhood and now he is begging his son to play it

hearty chuckles for the op!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

deep impact on vhs posted:

dk mode + paintball
slappers only

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

memy posted:

NO DAD YOU CAN'T BE ODDJOB

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
god what do you mean I can't look up?

I have to hold down this yellow mini-thumbstick to do it? WTF IS THIS GARBAGE

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


gently caress goldeneye son, we are playing quakeworld. 1 on 1 dm4 you little twit. If I don't see you rocketjumping to the quad damage by 2 minutes in you lose iphone privileges for a week.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Wow, a promotion? AND you changed our telecoms provider? wow you've had a big day! now let's get you in the bath and you can have your snack

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

niooooo dont dad molest him with a diksnak loving perv

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

luring him in w video games, grooming behavior

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
"Slob on my Klobb!"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I can't wait to force my child to play psychonauts and shadow of the colossus

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
DK mode dad? How cute

Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

Coolie Ghost posted:

I can't wait to force my child to play psychonauts and shadow of the colossus
Child abuse aint cool, bro.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i used to rock my dad all the time at 007Ge

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
my dads always get upset with me when I choose the small alien body + a normal head and then sidestrafe to make up for the slower speed

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i kill my dad

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

DAAAAD HOW ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE MINES WITHOUT THE WATCH????

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN...DANGIT DAD YOU KILLED ME!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
lol, no dad, were playing with items on and random stage

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

I don't know what you like about these games to be honest dad but i'm just glad they make you happy

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

les fleurs du mall posted:

but only 2 matches and then it's your bedtime

idgi the title says 'lol okay dad, i'll play goldeneye with you' implying that you're the kid and in the thread you're telling the kid to go to bed. are you the dad or the kid?!?!?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

idgi the title says 'lol okay dad, i'll play goldeneye with you' implying that you're the kid and in the thread you're telling the kid to go to bed. are you the dad or the kid?!?!?

da d is too old to be up late

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

idgi the title says 'lol okay dad, i'll play goldeneye with you' implying that you're the kid and in the thread you're telling the kid to go to bed. are you the dad or the kid?!?!?

He's a human being millenial who still lives at home and is being condescending to the man who pays his iPhone data bill

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Ahundredbux posted:

da d is too old to be up late

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
dadd lets play video games. what you're dead? uh nice excuse nublord :rolleyes:

snivell
Sep 9, 2015

watch out, my posts are pretty damn edgy
funny.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

lorn Wayne posted:

dadd lets play video games. what you're dead? uh nice excuse nublord :rolleyes:

tea bag dads coffin and/or grave out of gamer respect

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

lorn Wayne posted:

dadd lets play video games. what you're dead? uh nice excuse nublord :rolleyes:

F

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i tried to play goldeneye a couple years ago and it was loving terrible

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

no dad, i can't help you pass the water temple. because i'm at work. just look up a loving faq!!!

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
I just realized my dad would always have me do any grinding in final fantasy or dragon warriors for him.. son of a bitch!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
What the gently caress is a crab walk???

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
Can't post for 3 days!

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMy1zO8m8sM

You have to use your hands? That's like a babies toy!

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