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I went 3 years without seeing a dentist, because I was an uninsured temp during that time. In the 3rd year, I got a toothache that grew in intensity throughout the year. The pain was unbearable by the time I got my insurance lined up and got an appointment. I couldn't sleep well for two weeks. For the record, I brushed once a day and didn't floss for much of that time. I'd had friends go years without appointments and they all ended up needing fillings. One unlucky fellow needed $5000 of work. Guess how much my loving thing cost to take care of? $120, for an x-ray and some pills. All my teeth were completely fine. It was a sinus headache that cleared up with some antibiotics. I am a lucky goddamn sack of poo poo.
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Sep 26, 2015 18:24
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Give me a slimy gumjob op
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Sep 26, 2015 18:39
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how does cum affect your teeth?
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Sep 26, 2015 18:43
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Brush and Floss and see a dentist once or twice a year you gross rear end goons
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Sep 26, 2015 18:50
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So glad that I didn't share a drink with you. You should give hand written apologies to everyone that ever did. Have them tested. They should have just chopped your head off.
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Sep 26, 2015 18:52
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You breath had to be the stuff of legends. Like your gums just gave up.
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Sep 26, 2015 18:56
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i hate my teeth, they lookt errible but im glad i still have them
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Sep 26, 2015 19:08
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drunkb posted:You breath had to be the stuff of legends. Like your gums just gave up. plum gave out god bless
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Sep 26, 2015 19:16
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TwoFire posted:plum gave out Teeth PILED HIGH
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Sep 26, 2015 19:30
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Maybe do less meth OP?
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Sep 26, 2015 19:32
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Had a wisdom tooth pushing through. Got x-ray, turned out it was first of the full four. Got referral to surgeon. Next thing was a dental hospital. General anesthetic is the weirdest loving thing to wake up from. But local was worse in the end because it took eight hours before it was gone. I'm pretty sure the week's worth of codeine-based poo poo was some sort of bribe to stop me complaining about suffering through the anaesthetic, because the recovery pain was a joke compared to that mere annoyance. Good thing I didn't know what I knew now, I'd have probably krocodil'd that poo poo on the stove and done it all at once... Anyway, avoid getting operations in general. You don't always wake up from general anaesthetic, which is a good death sure but I know some people want to stay alive.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:45
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What made you finally go to the dentist op?
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Sep 26, 2015 19:55
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Have you thought about how you're way better at blowjobs now? Like, I'm not saying you're gonna suck a dick, but have you at least realized that if you did, you'd be better at it now?
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Sep 26, 2015 19:56
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Brushing your teeth is a great way to keep them in your mouth. I'm 40, drink too much Mountain Dew and Coke, and have never had a cavity. However, I brush my teeth 1-2 times a day. Hth, op so you can keep those other 6 teeth.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:57
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The Whole Internet posted:I went 3 years without seeing a dentist, because I was an uninsured temp during that time. In the 3rd year, I got a toothache that grew in intensity throughout the year. The pain was unbearable by the time I got my insurance lined up and got an appointment. I couldn't sleep well for two weeks. For the record, I brushed once a day and didn't floss for much of that time. I'd had friends go years without appointments and they all ended up needing fillings. One unlucky fellow needed $5000 of work. I went from 18 to 35 without going to the dentist due to living paycheck to paycheck and no insurance. I had one small cavity in a wisdom tooth that grew in when I was about 20. The rest of me teeth were in great shape. Good genetic and diet I guess.
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Sep 26, 2015 21:11
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has anyone made any blowjob jokes yet cause you could make a fortune sucking dick with those gums
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Sep 26, 2015 21:13
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Scrolled through thread, didn't see a picture of your toothless mug. Rated 1.
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Sep 26, 2015 21:14
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remember that goon that had his braces removed but they had like hosed it all up and he ended up with like a shitload of cavities cause the braces removal pulled parts of all his teeth out anyway, welp, cya
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Sep 26, 2015 21:22
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Maybe just don't eat so much sugar in the next life. Sorry about that. I may have problems with my mouth when I'm older. My parents stopped taking me to the dentist when I was young because of money. I can't see one now for the same reason. But hell, nothing hurts yet. Maybe I'll get lucky. Flossing is for nerds. I brush but who has time for that poo poo?
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Sep 26, 2015 21:29
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i mean lets be real its probably pretty good now lol
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Sep 26, 2015 22:24
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:remember that goon that had his braces removed but they had like hosed it all up and he ended up with like a shitload of cavities cause the braces removal pulled parts of all his teeth out No
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Sep 26, 2015 22:51
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a dog from hell posted:Flossing is for nerds. I brush but who has time for that poo poo? Enjoy your gum disease!
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Sep 27, 2015 00:09
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Enfield posted:geez guess i need to start brushing my teeth now. thanks gross stranger
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Sep 27, 2015 00:36
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Ran out of floss like a week ago and I keep forgetting to pick some up. I'm gonna go get some right now because gently caress. Also, I really need to go to the dentist, it's been like five or six years.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:38
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Floss early, floss often!
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Sep 27, 2015 01:12
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Tuxedo Gin posted:has anyone made any blowjob jokes yet cause you could make a fortune sucking dick with those gums yeah i cant wait to put my dick in a rotten hole that smells like garbage
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Sep 27, 2015 01:14
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a dog from hell posted:Maybe just don't eat so much sugar in the next life. get dental picks and keep them by your desk and floss.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:36
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artsy fartsy posted:I'd like to know more about the condescending bitch dentist. A hygienist once scolded me like a little kid and I never went back to that office, either. "Do you brush your teeth? This is really bad. You should know better. Even without insurance, there really isn't an excuse." Guess I showed her.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:31
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naem posted:Did you have pain or any sign things were so bad? Constant. After a while you get used to poo poo. My diet actually wasn't terrible. I generally dislike candy, pop, and other junk. Living on a soft diet for 4 days now and I'd kill for a steak.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:33
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Orange Cat posted:Woke up in the middle of it. Why is your avatar "Garbage Dick?"
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Sep 29, 2015 03:35
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/18/patient-dies-at-dentist-teeth-pulled_n_6709938.html Could be worse. Also, teeth are terrible. Keep um clean, you gonna die from an abscess.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:35
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OctoberBlues posted:Why kind of oxy did you get? Did they actually go beyond 5 mg mixed with acetaminophen? Nope. 40 tabs, haven't touched it yet. Will probably die of liver failure. 800mg ibuprofen every couple hours and some tequila shots. I smoked for 20 or so years, afraid of anything remotely addictive.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:36
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Vitalis Jackson posted:Why is your avatar "Garbage Dick?" Why do you ask stupid rhetorical questions? This op is for you.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:37
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Dapper Dan posted:get dental picks and keep them by your desk and floss. My parents were bad. They asked me if I wanted braces at 8. I said no. They said "cool." They were buying me cigarettes at 14. Shrug.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:40
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Orange Cat posted:Why do you ask stupid rhetorical questions? This op is for you. Wait, though. This was (in fact) a literal question. I see so many, many "Garbage Dicks" as avatars, and I am at a loss to explain why this is the case.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:41
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Vitalis Jackson posted:Wait, though. This was (in fact) a literal question. I see so many, many "Garbage Dicks" as avatars, and I am at a loss to explain why this is the case. Lowtax made the stupid newbie baby image OPSEC and deleted it.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:42
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That's hosed up OP hope you're doing okay ):
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Sep 29, 2015 03:43
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IronClaymore posted:Had a wisdom tooth pushing through. Got x-ray, turned out it was first of the full four. Got referral to surgeon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjsb3OetyM&hd=1
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Sep 29, 2015 03:49
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They had to dislocate my jaw on my right side to extract my wisdoms, fuckers grew sideways. gently caress teeth.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:50
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I have a sonicare toothbrush and a waterpik. Suck it nerds.
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