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Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

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NASA ‏@NASA 3h3 hours ago
Mars mystery solved? Find out Monday at 11:30am ET at a live briefing on NASA TV: http://go.nasa.gov/1iR2VZU Q? #askNASA


They say it's a major science finding so What do you think that they will announce? Water? Maybe it's habitable and we'll be saying goodbye to all the rich people.

Harminoff fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 26, 2015

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:firstpost: booya

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im gay

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:secondpost:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the finally found mars

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
god drat. im off my game tonight boys

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol fag

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Underground lizard people. Obama's unmasking will soon follow.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

take a hike bud

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Harminoff posted:

They say it's a major science finding so What do you think that they will announce? Water? Maybe it's habitable and we'll be saying goodbye to all the rich people.

Why would rich people just live on mars? They could probably afford a house there and keep their places on earth.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
It was southern utah all along, punk'd bitches. Then the scientists take off on their skateboards

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

NASA needs new PR people.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

I hope Trump defunds NASA when he is president

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
it'll be water again

probably farty water

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a chick with three tits lol lol lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Haven't they already found water in Mars?

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Tupac was spotted hiding in a canyon

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I mean three gently caress, come on now that is not real.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they found bong water on mars

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
"mars is gone if you have any information on its whereabouts please let us know" -nasa

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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first contact happened and it was boring as gently caress

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
They'll find gay aliens on mars.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
id like to hear some news about uranus

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

mark whatney is dead

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
Matt Damon.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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everyone is speculating something big like water or life or something

its gonna be something boring like "50,000 years ago a solar flare happened"

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I heard they found a ghost.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Mars isn't real and they're gonna fess up about lying about it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Prav posted:

Mars isn't real and they're gonna fess up about lying about it.

turns out when you go up high enough you just hit a roof

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they already sent astronauts there in the 90s they just forgot

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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they found a soviet flag

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Artifacts brought to ancient martian ruins. Sleeping horrors came pouring out onto the surface.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
They've confirmed Mars is not, in fact, filled with nougat and caramel. Turns out they got confused.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


they found matt damon and he planted tomatoes

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Mars is the supercomputre running our simulation.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

men are from there

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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they used the rover to draw the first ever dick on the surface of mars

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Prav posted:

Mars isn't real and they're gonna fess up about lying about it.

Same

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Fojar38 posted:

they used the rover to draw the first ever dick on the surface of mars

Two years too late on that one, champ.

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Turns out Mars isn't a planet after all!

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