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HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

Hitler and Elvis found locked in a pokemon battle on the surface.

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Manifest Despair
Aug 20, 2008
we've successfully conquered, and enslaved mars

Manifest Despair fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Sep 26, 2015

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

mdm posted:

dude has a know ur meme called nasa mohawk guy lol

looks like a dork tbh

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
total dork, like what the gently caress, I work at nasa, now I can wear the cool hairstyle that teenagers wear? didnt that nerd have the balls to be a punk in high school or whatever? poser fag

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i got an advanced copy of the press release, turns out they found Reta Repulsa on mars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lif5tVdxEN0

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

If we're talking douchy NASA guys with mohawks, this guy is pretty up his own rear end.

https://twitter.com/4lovofscience

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Nefarious posted:

tube shaped and microscopic? sounds like my dick

thank you for being a good sport and ascribing those qualities to your own dick instead of owning me

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

they found a soviet flag

I hope the cosmonauts who planted the flag are still there and that they're plotting an invasion of earth.

skeletonotherkin fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 28, 2015

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Fojar38 posted:

they found a soviet flag

gently caress you this movie was worth blowing up the planet it was just that bad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Capricorn One was a hoax, we've never been to mars.

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005
Maybe we have found a new planet to gently caress up.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Bacon Hat posted:

Mars discovered to be hollow, full of the dankest weed in space.

I smoked something called Purple Planet once, I wonder if they got it from here.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oops we contaminated Mars with terrestrial microbes

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
Looks like flowing water

http://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-confirms-evidence-that-liquid-water-flows-on-today-s-mars

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008


ballin

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
liquid water. so what. mars gay

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Coworker in the next cube over is listening to talk radio and Rush Limbaugh says that NASA's announcement today is part of a liberal conspiracy.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So how are creationists going to deal with this fact

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
Life, uh, finds a way.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Glad to know the liquid i poo poo into in my toilet is on mars as well

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gabriel Pope posted:

Coworker in the next cube over is listening to talk radio and Rush Limbaugh says that NASA's announcement today is part of a liberal conspiracy.

He's right

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Get it? Abortion

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Get it? Abortion

i laughed because i like the idea of chucking a space fetus in the garbage

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
If he said fetus it would actually be worth a chuckle

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Get back to that drawing board and figure out ways to discover extraterrestrial life that isn't a human fetus

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
The chat session on the youtube broadcast was one of the worst displays of humanity i've ever seen. Also, most of it was from South America for some reason.

Also expected more professionalism from Nasa, they came across as unorganized and incoherent. A pretty bad presentation 3/10.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

mars isnt even real

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Parallax Scroll posted:

mars isnt even real

that isn't true, i've been there before

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Node posted:

that isn't true, i've been there before

that was ikea

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



My favorite part was when the very first question was "OK, that's very interesting but we need a definitive answer, on a scale of one to ten IS THERE LIFE?" and the scientists just look at each other like :cripes:

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I sure hope they don't find water on Mars as often as they found out that Voyager has left the solar system

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Get it? Abortion

God drat this makes me angry. Not because I hate babies (I do) but because this attempt at a joke is so loving bad.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

InterFaced posted:

God drat this makes me angry. Not because I hate babies (I do) but because this attempt at a joke is so loving bad.

This should make you feel better then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57bd1cvpLTo

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Skeleton Ape posted:

My favorite part was when the very first question was "OK, that's very interesting but we need a definitive answer, on a scale of one to ten IS THERE LIFE?" and the scientists just look at each other like :cripes:

A definitive answer on a scale from one to ten. To the question "is there life".

"Is there life?"

"Five."

So definitive wow

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*Nasa finds goon in his undies playing Star Citizen*

*concludes no life on mars*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Skeleton Ape posted:

My favorite part was when the very first question was "OK, that's very interesting but we need a definitive answer, on a scale of one to ten IS THERE LIFE?" and the scientists just look at each other like :cripes:

CBS.TXT

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I'll be able to tell my grandkids " I was there when they found water on mars, there on my computer".

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Why did they stop making Mars bars in the US ? You cans till get them in Europe

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Decebal posted:

Why did they stop making Mars bars in the US ? You cans till get them in Europe

They don't have mars bars in the us? that's not good.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

water means life tho right? even if it's just lovely bacteria *technical* alien life?

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