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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
I wanted to give her money for rent but she threw it back in my face and said it wasn't enough

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
FIRST POST

:grin:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

starry skies above posted:

I wanted to give her money for rent but she threw it back in my face and said it wasn't enough

Don't pay that bitch, she's family. she can deal with it

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
mods can u delete this thread? I am drunk

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

starry skies above posted:

mods can u delete this thread? I am drunk

yeah ill take it from here

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

starry skies above posted:

mods can u delete this thread? I am drunk

what r u wearing?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
this thread is now about baking

OBJECTIVELY the best kind of pie, key lime pies have a nice sweet tart paired with a nice creamy texture



post your favorite pies in here

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

ROFLburger posted:

this thread is now about baking

OBJECTIVELY the best kind of pie, key lime pies have a nice sweet tart paired with a nice creamy texture



post your favorite pies in here

holy poo poo key lime pies are garbage are you loving kidding me

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
coming up in a close second, youve got your reese's piece pie.

a solid chocolatey peanut buttery wet dream, this pie is sure to please the taste buds ('buds)

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

no amount of money will be enough OP

she wants the D and I suggest you give it to her

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Nefarious posted:

holy poo poo key lime pies are garbage are you loving kidding me

beat it, chump

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

ROFLburger posted:

coming up in a close second, youve got your reese's piece pie.

a solid chocolatey peanut buttery wet dream, this pie is sure to please the taste buds ('buds)



ok ur doing better i'm listening

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
How the gently caress does she expect me to afford my xbox live account@!!!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

starry skies above posted:

I wanted to give her money for rent but she threw it back in my face and said it wasn't enough

She did the same to me so I had to give her another five.

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm so angry at my mom right now.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
in third place you've got a classic hit. the pumpkin pie is maybe the most well rounded of all pies. it's the classic 'jack of all trades, master of none'. while it's pretty tasty, has a nice texture, nice crust, solid after taste, it doesnt excel in any of these categories. it'll do in a pinch and on thanksgiving this is a staple for some reason (why not serve your family key lime pie next thanksgiving?)

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

ROFLburger posted:

this thread is now about baking

OBJECTIVELY the best kind of pie, key lime pies have a nice sweet tart paired with a nice creamy texture



post your favorite pies in here

This is the correct answer and this pie is the correct color. Key lime pies that are either too white from cream or too green from food dye are invariably poo poo and should be stricken from this earth.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
shut the gently caress up about key lime i will absolutely gently caress you to death

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

OP's mom's hair pie.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
my mom don't know poo poo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
give her more money for rent you cheap rear end

or let her move in with you

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

recipe for boston cream pie:

find some drunk southy lady
ejaculate inside her
insert flour
bake for 3 hours until shes done

nice and creamy warm and fluffy!!!

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
HONORABLE MENTION: chicken pot pie

chicken pot pies loving rule. you can literally eat these at any time. they'll fill you up and taste great going down (much like myself)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
okay, moving right along...

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
next up... and i regret to have to do this, but we should be honest with our discourse here....

we've got the garbage tier pies. cranberry pie.



i dont know anybody under the age of 75 that enjoys this pie. i cant see anything appealing here




same story, different pie. any 'berry' pie is going to be trash

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

:barf:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
pause


and no homo here, but blueberry pie owns

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
raspberry pie with generous crust is the best pie

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
i could eat pumpkin pie any time of year. i like cherry too. and rhubarb

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
preemptive pecan pie is the worst pie

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Nefarious posted:

preemptive pecan pie is the worst pie

you wanna take the helm here bud? make your own god drat thread

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

shut the gently caress up about key lime i will absolutely gently caress you to death

Don't talk poo poo about key lime pie, bro.

OP How much money did you give your mom? Was it less than 200 dollars? If so you suck. Get a career making at least 80k a year, fuckin' noob.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

ROFLburger posted:

you wanna take the helm here bud? make your own god drat thread

this isn't even your thread motherFUCKRR

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

MackAddie posted:

OP's mom's hair pie.

yeah

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
official worst pie is coming down to the wire here, folks

please stand by

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
its pecan

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ROFLburger posted:

official worst pie is coming down to the wire here, folks

please stand by

Nefarious' mom makes a mean chocolate cream pie if he seriously thinks key lime pie sucks.

It just PISSES ME OFF that you don't like key lime pie. The world is so hosed up.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
maybe she needs the d go find some dude to bang the bitch out of your mom

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
pecan pie is the worst pie





there is literally no redeeming quality to this thing

This is officially ~~* The Worst Pie Ever *~~



"im gonna try making a pie out of nuts" LOL

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Jesus. i mean look at it LOOK AT IT. would you eat this?

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