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i hate them, they're just loving awful. if you have one you're part of the problem. you probably are so delusional that you think you're the "good parent". meanwhile, you probably had a kid for the STUPIDEST loving reason to begin with. like you wife was going to leave you or your girlfriend got pregnant and some iron age book said you'd have to stone her to death or something so NOW UR A DAD CONGRATS to all breeders: gently caress YOU
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you tell 'em grandpa i already told my HOA why they should be banned but never got a response 
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Maybe we should move into a goddamn condo or something gently caress these whippersnappers and their oodling and their canoodling and their rocking and a rolling and walking up a flight of stairs without needing breaks goddamn useless ruffians I tell ya
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Sep 26, 2015 09:36
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your parents are exactly the kind of people im talking about
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Sep 26, 2015 09:38
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Nostrum posted:your parents are exactly the kind of people im talking about They froze to death trying to make it to California
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TwoFire posted:They froze to death trying to make it to California too bad they squirted you out in some shithole like nebraska
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Sep 26, 2015 09:40
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Nostrum posted:too bad they squirted you out in some shithole like nebraska nah i am adopted. my dad raped urmom back in wisconsin
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Sep 26, 2015 09:41
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I feel you OP. One was screaming in my wife's ear for 2-3 solid minutes today at lunch. I told the dad to take her outside until she quit crying and everyone looks at me like I'm the rear end in a top hat. It's not a loving McDonalds or Chucky Cheese, idiots. This restaurant is for real people, not kids.
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Kids aren't bad because when you get to be like 50 they turn 20 and then you can offend god and the heavens by making them get hosed up the rear end by you. Their other function is to prop up your pension against the ravages of inflation, like a hooker that pays you.
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Sep 26, 2015 09:51
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kids are fun as poo poo and cool and good
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Sep 26, 2015 09:52
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olin posted:kids are fun as poo poo and cool and good How do u feel about Jesus
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Sep 26, 2015 09:54
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theyrt fagamufins
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Nostrum posted:if you have one you're part of the problem. That problem of course being the continued survival of the human race.
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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olin posted:Jesus is Lord theres a logic to this. hell yeah
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TwoFire posted:nah i am adopted. my dad raped urmom back in wisconsin Warms my heart to see such a touching family reunion occur on SA 
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TwoFire posted:nah i am adopted. my dad raped urmom back in wisconsin Leroy Dennui posted:Warms my heart to see such a touching family reunion occur on SA
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Leroy Dennui posted:Warms my heart to see such a touching family reunion occur on SA i fingered urmum too. 
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olin posted:Jesus is Lord Interesting. I wonder if there is some way I could learn more about this potential lord. Perhaps he may even be a savior. I'm not too sure about it though, being ignorant of He light as I am.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Interesting. I wonder if there is some way I could learn more about this potential lord. Perhaps he may even be a savior. I'm not too sure about it though, being ignorant of He light as I am. gently caress you the womens are mine *throws you to the lions*
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TwoFire posted:nah i am adopted. my dad raped urmom back in wisconsin The old Wisco disco frisko, the konkin of 'Consin, breaking on the old cheese wheel
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your kids maybe and your grandkids definitely will perish in the great climate change riots
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Sheep-Goats posted:The old Wisco disco frisko, the konkin of 'Consin, breaking on the old cheese wheel Turn up the music, let's get out on the floor! I like to move it- come and give me some more! Watch me getting physical, out of control... There's people watching me.. I never miss a beat..
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TwoFire posted:gently caress you the womens are mine *throws you to the lions* Hey what's going on late night postin buddy
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Children are a blessing olin posted:Jesus is Lord Rejoice in the truth!
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What's great is that they are so needy that they force us adults to become better versions of ourselves for their sake
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I thought I hated kids until I got a job teaching adults.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hey what's going on late night postin buddy Not much just talking with my pals and shitposting. You?
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Sep 26, 2015 11:37
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imagine falling to ur death. jfc...
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Orkin Mang posted:imagine falling to ur death. jfc... drat
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TwoFire posted:Not much just talking with my pals and shitposting. You? I watched Kingdom of Heaven, it is okay, thinking about making a cool thread but probably won't
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Sheep-Goats posted:I watched Kingdom of Heaven, it is okay, thinking about making a cool thread but probably won't yeah I think of those too but just decide 'gently caress it shitpost it' and it deflates before anyone worthwhile even notices 90s scandy music aint so bad, really
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I used to hate kids, but now I actually want kids.
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I used to hate kids, but now I actually want kids. hi aatrek
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Sep 26, 2015 12:38
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Kids are precious little angels. No they're not
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Nefarious posted:hi aatrek
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Sep 26, 2015 14:46
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I like kids that are related to me. All the other ones can gently caress off.
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Someone's a little jealous of the sex havers
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I hate kids too
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"Why don't you want kids?" "When are you having kids?" "You'll change your mind one day." "Who is going to take care of you when you are old?"
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