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symbolic posted:1st, then Sadly, I'm just never gonna be one of the cool gay kids.
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Aralan posted:Lol, boy do I love concerts rear end whole!! fine, then you never did the forums thing. i know you did sex witha hot momma
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 08:59 |
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1. I've traveled from Florida to Michigan in back in the back of a pick up truck 2. I have been hit by a car in NYC 3. My high school freshmen yearbook photo was me in a Naruto jacket and headband
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 09:22 |
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October Revolution posted:1. I've traveled from Florida to Michigan in back in the back of a pick up truck
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 09:25 |
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- I voted this thread 1 - I voted this thread 5 - I have a really long ballsack
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:03 |
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Vorik posted:- I voted this thread 1 you did not vote this thread 5 pics pls
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:15 |
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1. i've never cheated on a girlfriend 2. i've never done IV drugs 3. i have an above avg sized penis
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 14:12 |
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1. i get and stay drunk for month long periods straight sometimes 2. i have never been unemployed for more than a week or so 3. i had a serious relationship with a girl with a rape baby who was diagnosed psychotic and was a homeless junkie for much of her life
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:17 |
- I use to be in a professional cricket team - I am related to Jeff Bridges - I speak 4 languages
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:21 |
thathonkey posted:1. i've never cheated on a girlfriend 3 is a lie
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:25 |
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Tendai posted:Lies and deceit. drat, i didn't think i projected the image of someone who doesn't have a toaster through my posts, but you're right
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:43 |
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My uncled worked for Nintendo My aunt worked for Nintendo My dad worked for Nintendo
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:54 |
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Fluo posted:3 is a lie nah it's 2
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:55 |
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symbolic posted:#3, you sound like you'd raise your fist to punch her and then collapse in a pool of tears You're pretty good
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 16:00 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:another one bites the dust lol I wish
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 20:43 |
thathonkey posted:nah it's 2
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 20:51 |
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I'm legendary WWE superstar Kane. I told a bunch of idiots that a comet would destroy the Earth sometime last week and they believed me. I suck about 4 dick a day just to prove how not gay I am.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:20 |
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i hate your life i hate my life i hate their lives
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:21 |
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I'm like the ultimate grower. Goes from an acorn to something pretty nice. Despite my smallish scrotum, I figure I'm the next big leap in evolution. I've slept with more women than all of my friends by a significant margin. I bought my first car and two months later I rolled it down a hill after hitting black ice. I was only going 25 at the time but it was a lovely road.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:23 |
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- One of my relatives was married to a grave robber and was exiled to an island in the great salt lake by Brigham Young - One of my relatives was the murderer Gary Gilmore and the first person to be executed by firing squad when the death penalty was reinstated in the late 70's. - One of my relatives captured an lady Indian and made her his wife when he traveled to the promised land here in Utah, so I am part Indian.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:35 |
Edgar posted:- One of my relatives was married to a grave robber and was exiled to an island in the great salt lake by Brigham Young Is number 1 a lie
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:31 |
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I intentionally bricked a billion dollar industrial mill's servers. I still have access to a billion dollar industrial mill's servers even though I do not work there anymore and often gently caress around. I used to drive a construction forklift and destroyed some farmer's pickup truck with it.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:36 |
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Methanar posted:I intentionally bricked a billion dollar industrial mill's servers. 2016 is the year of bigpeeler
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:39 |
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Methanar posted:I intentionally bricked a billion dollar industrial mill's servers. Hoping it's 3 that's the lie. - I saw Bill Haley and his Comets/Chuck Berry/Bo Didley all live at one concert -I jumped a Honda 90 fourteen feet into the air -I cut a cow in half with a chainsaw
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:43 |
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dee eight posted:Hoping it's 3 that's the lie. You are from Montana. I believe all three of these. The first one, though, only lasted a few seconds while trying to retard the fire, though.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:45 |
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TwoFire posted:You are from Montana. I believe all three of these. Nope, the first was in PA and it was 5 bucks for a fuckiing amazing show.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:47 |
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dee eight posted:Hoping it's 3 that's the lie.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:48 |
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symbolic posted:#3, since #2 is too specific Nope, it's #2. I barely cleared 12 feet with the honda
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:49 |
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dee eight posted:Hoping it's 3 that's the lie. I misread the title, I put two lies and one truth. 3 was true, was the farmer's fault though I got a free day off because of it and that was it.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:50 |
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dee eight posted:Nope, it's #2. I barely cleared 12 feet with the honda
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:51 |
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symbolic posted:how does one chop a cow in half with a chainsaw legally unless you work at a processing plant? It's easy. First you get a cow...
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:54 |
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dee eight posted:Nope, the first was in PA and it was 5 bucks for a fuckiing amazing show. Goddammit.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:59 |
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im gay im gay im not gay
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 06:02 |
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1. I grew up in a haunted house. 2. I was in a porno. 3. I accidentally shot my sister with an arrow.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 06:26 |
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as a kid, i used to watch aerobics movies. i didn't work out while i was watching them, i just sat there looking at them. it wasn't a sexual thing either. i just enjoyed the rhythm. i can fit the head of a vortex football completely up my rear end. for a few years, i became obsessed with an ex-friend who i had become enemies with, and i spent a lot of time stalking him. i joined every forum he posted on under different usernames and integrated myself in those communities, and on all of them i knew who he was but he doesn't know who i was.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 06:26 |
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The Whole Internet posted:as a kid, i used to watch aerobics movies. i didn't work out while i was watching them, i just sat there looking at them. it wasn't a sexual thing either. i just enjoyed the rhythm. Hi Sheila
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 06:56 |
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I once eliminated roughly 13 million untermenschen in order to create living space for my people. I wrote and directed a porn parody of the documentary "King: A Filmed Record..Montgomery to Memphis". It was titled "Whitey's on the Poon". I've never once made a good post.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 04:18 |
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Second cutest poster ever Didn't do 9/11 Owns the ultimate driving machine
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 04:23 |
Nooner posted:Second cutest poster ever 1 is a lie you're the #1 cutest poster ever
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 04:37 |
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Khazar-khum posted:1. I grew up in a haunted house. Lemme guess, it wasn't an accident.
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