Tell us 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself and we'll guess which is the lie

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Tell us 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself and we'll guess which is the lie

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

I intentionally bricked a billion dollar industrial mill's servers.

I still have access to a billion dollar industrial mill's servers even though I do not work there anymore and often gently caress around.

I used to drive a construction forklift and destroyed some farmer's pickup truck with it.

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Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

dee eight posted:

Hoping it's 3 that's the lie.

- I saw Bill Haley and his Comets/Chuck Berry/Bo Didley all live at one concert

-I jumped a Honda 90 fourteen feet into the air

-I cut a cow in half with a chainsaw

I misread the title, I put two lies and one truth.

3 was true, was the farmer's fault though I got a free day off because of it and that was it.

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