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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/09/26/minority-report-is-reality-today-says-police-commissioner-predictive-policing-is-here-video/



Apparently pre-arresting someone for crimes they haven't committed yet will be the way of the future. This can only mean good things for minority/law enforcement relations!

Also, feel free to make the mandatory Person of Interest joke in your own head.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
conspiracy has always been a crime

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this is literally just calling people and telling them not to commit a crime

this isn't minority report this is "Police Make Prank Calls" Volume 1

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Oh no they're going to warn people that they are under increased scrutiny by statistically proving they are...in a loving gang.

Save us from this dystopia where police openly monitor gang activity.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Astrofig posted:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/09/26/minority-report-is-reality-today-says-police-commissioner-predictive-policing-is-here-video/



Apparently pre-arresting someone for crimes they haven't committed yet will be the way of the future. This can only mean good things for minority/law enforcement relations!

Also, feel free to make the mandatory Person of Interest joke in your own head.

I live in America, we are innocent until proven guilty.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
dindu nuffin

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


someday we will have computers and programs so advanced they will be able to accurately predict the course of your entire life, if you believe that free will does not exist

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Justin Tyme posted:

someday we will have computers and programs so advanced they will be able to accurately predict the course of your entire life, if you believe that free will does not exist

what if I make a choice they didn't see

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Justin Tyme posted:

someday we will have computers and programs so advanced they will be able to accurately predict the course of your entire life, if you believe that free will does not exist

your unborn fetus's entire life will be accessible via a phone app

swipe left to abort

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

symbolic posted:

this is literally just calling people and telling them not to commit a crime

this isn't minority report this is "Police Make Prank Calls" Volume 1
the last police prank i saw was where they shot an unarmed guy in the chest with a shotgun

laughed my rear end off
where do they get their ideas

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I found the algorithm they use

code:
if (person.skincolor != 'white' && person.income <= povertyLine) {
     person.criminal = true
 }

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Amarcarts posted:

dindu nuffin

this racist meme doesnt even apply here please save these kinds of posts for liveleak

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this will get rid of all gangs

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Thanks for the update from addictinginfo.org!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sintax posted:

this racist meme doesnt even apply here please save these kinds of posts for liveleak

thought he was just making fun of my name

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im the mule

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

im the mule

thats what we all though

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
yeah its just black people now idiots, but soon it'll be people who watch pedo porn (anime), pony loving, or post on known rebellious websites such as somethingawful.com

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Tom Cruise is super hot.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Tom Cruise is super hot.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

yeah its just black people now idiots, but soon it'll be people who watch pedo porn (anime), pony loving, or post on known rebellious websites such as somethingawful.com

im white and by definition cant be included in any minority report

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fojar38 posted:

im white and by definition cant be included in any minority report

you are literally a minority

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fojar38 posted:

im white and by definition cant be included in any minority report

wait a decade or two

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I didn't think it was fiction

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pawn 17 posted:

I found the algorithm they use

you hosed it up, it's
code:
if (person.skincolor != 'white' || person.income <= povertyLine) {
     person.criminal = true
 }

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

So are we going to see gangs moving to the suburbs, maintaining their HOA fees, and watering their grass in a bid to dodge the all-knowing eye of Police Wizard?

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

The White Dragon posted:

you hosed it up, it's
code:
if (person.skincolor != 'white' || person.income <= povertyLine) {
     person.criminal = true
 }

you guys suck at coding

code:
person.criminal = person.skincolor != 'white' || person.income <= povertyLine;
gosh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gottabefrank posted:

So are we going to see gangs moving to the suburbs, maintaining their HOA fees, and watering their grass in a bid to dodge the all-knowing eye of Police Wizard?

most suburbs don't have HOAs

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Pawn 17 posted:

I found the algorithm they use

code:

if (person.skincolor != 'white' && person.income <= povertyLine) {
     person.criminal = true
 }

Missed a ; so the code will terminate*

*the poor, non-White person.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

runupon cracker posted:

you guys suck at coding

brother you don't even know the half of it

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



code:
person.criminal == true

:colbert:

Also how does that field get calculated? Need to see some full class definitions here

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hopefully one of the things they check for is programmer nerds

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

He's like 55, and goddamn

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

He's like 55, and goddamn

he wasn't in 1982

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he wasn't in 1982

Yeah, but he still looks like this

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
This is much better than going back to community policing because

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, but he still looks like this



he looks great.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

not gay but i would let tom cruise suck my dick

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
shut up you cretins its science

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


quote:

There are no psychics in the “Predictive Policing” programs of 2015, just data models. In Kansas City for example, the data model looks at high crime neighborhoods along with the factors which might make an individual likely to join a gang or commit a crime and identifies them to police.

Basically they are going to use a computer program to find all the black people in the city.

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