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Hehe gently caress 3O. It's so fuckin funny bein an rear end in a top hat 1%er making GBS threads on the common man lmao. He should be a mod lol. Seriously, gently caress him, ban him.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:46 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you are the best troll He's being truthful, insomuch as that's what Dallas PD does/says. They went into a hardcore crackdown on homeless recently, especially in the downtown area.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:47 |
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Lard Goat posted:Hehe gently caress 3O. 3O isn't even close to 1%
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:48 |
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He doesn't worry about rent or mortgauge. He doesn't have to decide between buying animes and buying food. That puts him above 99% of goons.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:50 |
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genesplicer posted:Last winter we had, what for us anyway, was a series of bitterly cold nights. We do have a few homeless in our town that Mrs. Genesplicer and I recognize. We had gone to our local supermarket to buy groceries, and saw one of the local homeless in the liquor section looking over the various bottles and counting coins, to see if he had enough. Mrs. Genesplicer and I were nearby, looking at some booze for ourselves, and we went over to talk to him. We asked which bottle he was considering. He pointed out a fifth of vodka, but said he wasn't sure if he had enough. I looked over the coins, and estimated he had 3 or 4 bucks. Not quite enough. Mrs. Genesplicer looked at me and nodded. I handed him a ten and said "This should help. But please, go get something from the hot food display, too. It's a cold night." You and Mrs. Splicer sound like pretty solid folks.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:51 |
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genesplicer posted:Last winter we had, what for us anyway, was a series of bitterly cold nights. We do have a few homeless in our town that Mrs. Genesplicer and I recognize. We had gone to our local supermarket to buy groceries, and saw one of the local homeless in the liquor section looking over the various bottles and counting coins, to see if he had enough. Mrs. Genesplicer and I were nearby, looking at some booze for ourselves, and we went over to talk to him. We asked which bottle he was considering. He pointed out a fifth of vodka, but said he wasn't sure if he had enough. I looked over the coins, and estimated he had 3 or 4 bucks. Not quite enough. Mrs. Genesplicer looked at me and nodded. I handed him a ten and said "This should help. But please, go get something from the hot food display, too. It's a cold night." lol you had to ask your wife's permission to use $10
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:53 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:lol you had to ask your wife's permission to use $10
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:19 |
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i gave a homeless man 10 dollars once and it made him very happy and he shook my hand and gave me a hug because he was going to be able to eat and maybe score some crack but i dont give a poo poo what he was doing with that money its his money at that point and it made the dude happy to have it made me feel good to have helped a person in need
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:27 |
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non-homeless people ask me for a few dollars for beer not some spare change for bus fare or a couple dollars for something to eat i get asked for typically in the range of 3 to 5 dollars by people who are clearly not homeless for beer and then i see them spending money they already have from their normal-person wallets
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:27 |
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In America all it takes is one major finance strain(unemployment, medical emergency, property damage) and a missing support net and you can end up on the streets too! If you don't believe me, check out all the foreclosed homes!
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:27 |
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genesplicer posted:Last winter we had, what for us anyway, was a series of bitterly cold nights. We do have a few homeless in our town that Mrs. Genesplicer and I recognize. We had gone to our local supermarket to buy groceries, and saw one of the local homeless in the liquor section looking over the various bottles and counting coins, to see if he had enough. Mrs. Genesplicer and I were nearby, looking at some booze for ourselves, and we went over to talk to him. We asked which bottle he was considering. He pointed out a fifth of vodka, but said he wasn't sure if he had enough. I looked over the coins, and estimated he had 3 or 4 bucks. Not quite enough. Mrs. Genesplicer looked at me and nodded. I handed him a ten and said "This should help. But please, go get something from the hot food display, too. It's a cold night." ur a good egg
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:28 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:non-homeless people ask me for a few dollars for beer dont give money to hipsters if you think about it they are the lowest scum on the earth already have money but also move into the only place where homeless can get assistance by providing competition by being "ironic" kill them imo
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:30 |
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just avoid eye contract with them like a normal person god
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:31 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:cool story that never happened happened to me once. i gave a dude a buck and then he asked if i had a five. not like the guy had anything to lose from asking for more. if i'm at a fast food place and a homeless type asks for a burger i'll get that for them, and a side of fries. the way i see it's win win. he gets a meal, i get the fuzzy feeling of helping someone, and the satisfaction of knowing that down the line all those burgers will kill him and then he'll be off the street forever
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:38 |
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Lard Goat posted:Hehe gently caress 3O. He's a perfect Vonnegut character. We can't spare that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:41 |
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Lard Goat posted:Hehe gently caress 3O. the common man is not homeless, makes you think
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:45 |
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tetsuo posted:the common man is not homeless, makes you think yeah the homeless are lumpenproletariat.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:54 |
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Uh, it's pretty obvious that 3O is not endorsing what the fuzz told him. I think the opposite, actually.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 09:57 |
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keurig cups
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 09:58 |
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If you're homeless please don't get in my face, I don't want whatever germs you're carrying in my lungs
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 10:07 |
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God forbid I get the plague on my pubcrawl
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 10:15 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:lol you had to ask your wife's permission to use $10 I didn't ask. She nodded to let me know we were on the same page.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 10:24 |
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I lived in London a couple of years and some guy asked me for 20p when I was in Camden Town. I felt around in my pocket and gave him the 10p I had, and he started complaining that it wasn't what he wanted. Bitchy Brits. Just ask the next guy too
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 10:48 |
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I hope you lose everything you own and are reduced to panhandling, OP.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:22 |
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Also make sure that if you see a homeless sleeping on the sidewalk you call 911 immediately, give no pertinent information regarding the situation, then walk away feeling very smug & self assured that you're an amazing, kindhearted citizen. Everyone who works on an ambulance will thank you. Namaste.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:34 |
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three olives do you have siblings
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:37 |
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I like buying homeless guys the largest bottle of cheap vodka I can find. I get a warm, fuzzy feeling knowing that I was able to help contribute to their early deaths. One time a homeless guy in my area was acting crazy and got hit by a car on the freeway. I'm pretty sure it was the same guy I had purchased a bottle for earlier that night.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 12:51 |
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3O jacking off to the responses ITT
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj6r3-sQr58
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:19 |
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I ran into a man at Tower City (it's a transit hub and shopping center) in Downtown Cleveland who said he was hungry and pleaded with me for help. I smiled, told him it was lunchtime, and I offered to get him anything he wanted at the food court. He looked at me oddly, and explained he needed money and got belligerent, asking what I thought he was going to use the money for. I left giving him nothing. Creative Bicycle posted:Also make sure that if you see a homeless sleeping on the sidewalk you call 911 immediately, give no pertinent information regarding the situation, then walk away feeling very smug & self assured that you're an amazing, kindhearted citizen. Everyone who works on an ambulance will thank you. Namaste. If it's a night where the weather is below freezing, DO call 911 so they can try and get that person some help or to a shelter. Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Sep 27, 2015 |
# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMTPrLNDgGc
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:23 |
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Back in college a friend bought a bag of chips for a guy that hung outside a gas station. We started walking away and glanced back and the guy was throwing them into the garbage. It was a nice thought, at least.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:27 |
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Robo Reagan posted:3O isn't even close to 1% he lives in Dallas not SF
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:30 |
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etalian posted:he lives in Dallas not SF Isn't he some cubicle slave in suburban Dallas? That's not even 1% for texas.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LlazPgxKrA
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:37 |
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during my jerk university days, i was 'pre-loading' on a bottle of vodka on a bench before going into a club to meet friends and a homeless dude approached me, asking if he could have a swig. told him he could have the rest of the bottle (about half left) if he chugged it in one. he did it. of course i'm still a tremendous jerklord so i'd do it again, but i've also given money so uh yeah, that's my story.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:38 |
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i slip 'em a little extra strength heroin but imply its just some mild poo poo... works every time
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlQobO7SHB0
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:44 |
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suck it homeless spikes
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