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Homeless always have a bottle of booze hidden somewhere on them or nearby. Toss a few splashes on whatever your preferred hole is before you pork it, because the alcohol will likely kill whatever bacteria is making the hole smell so bad.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 06:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:05 |
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Hobohemian posted:I give people money all the time and they just say "thanks, have a good night". I bet you pussy rear end motherfuckers are just making up poo poo like when fat people talk about getting accosted at the supermarket. No one time I lived in a historic neighborhood bordering the ghetto and this old lady came to my back door while I was making dinner and said "I'm homeless and I really need my insulin can I have money for insulin?" and I said "no way" and she said "but I'm dying!" and broke a planter I had on the back deck and I yelled "no one cares if a homeless dies" and she broke another planter then when the police came to get her body out of the flowerbed they said they knew her it turns out she just had Alzheimer's but I'm the one who had to buy two new planters.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 06:20 |
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PT6A posted:I gave a homeless dude a cigarette the other night when he asked, because you're kind of a jerk if you have smokes and don't give one to someone who asks. Agreed it's only like 30 cents but one time outside the hospital this homeless guy asked me for a cigarette then he needed to use my lighter and I let him but when he was bringing it to his face he sneezed and a big loogie landed right on the lighter and he wiped it off but it was my only lighter I had on me and I had to throw it away and then wash my hands. I know it's only like a 1/3 chance that a homeless guy would have TB but I don't like those odds.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 06:26 |
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genesplicer posted:Last winter we had, what for us anyway, was a series of bitterly cold nights. We do have a few homeless in our town that Mrs. Genesplicer and I recognize. We had gone to our local supermarket to buy groceries, and saw one of the local homeless in the liquor section looking over the various bottles and counting coins, to see if he had enough. Mrs. Genesplicer and I were nearby, looking at some booze for ourselves, and we went over to talk to him. We asked which bottle he was considering. He pointed out a fifth of vodka, but said he wasn't sure if he had enough. I looked over the coins, and estimated he had 3 or 4 bucks. Not quite enough. Mrs. Genesplicer looked at me and nodded. I handed him a ten and said "This should help. But please, go get something from the hot food display, too. It's a cold night." You and Mrs. Splicer sound like pretty solid folks.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 06:51 |