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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

No but this thread is tempting me

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Chicks with dicks are pretty cool.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Yeah just watched some mapporn, then some historyporn, finished off on some foodporn

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Obligatory Handle posted:

Chicks with dicks are pretty cool.

You are gay. Just watch gay porn instead.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Obligatory Handle posted:

Chicks with dicks are pretty cool.

I know right, almost makes you gay, then you realize everyone needs love, and you turn into a wretched witch of self despair.

Some of the work done to males to look like females is top notch, but they have a brain of a carnivore.

I like it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I skip past the blowjob parts

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I skip past the blowjob parts

http://www.tube8.com/asian/japanese-game-show-4-1-of-3/321601/

Skip to 35:00

:nws: too

Edit: audios desyched

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Been watching a lot of milf stuff meself

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Nice

Just loving straight up link some porn, GBS, do it. This is the new GBS :q:

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Ekster posted:

You are gay. Just watch gay porn instead.

So?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
lol if you don't go to tumblr for porn

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Lots, but you probably won't like it.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

AEMINAL posted:

Nice

Just loving straight up link some porn, GBS, do it. This is the new GBS :q:

lol

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Obligatory Handle posted:

Chicks with dicks are pretty cool.

Shemale on female porn is really cool and good. TS Pussyhunters, great series.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Gaunab posted:

lol if you don't go to tumblr for porn

What's your favorite?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Enfield posted:

speaking of the mariana trench howe your mom doing :smugdog:


perhaps try meatball mariana trench or hairy mama stench next time

yw friend

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
:nws: a good video

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

ballbustingtube.com

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i just jerk off to my imagination.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Otisburg posted:

I saw one where a dick went in a girl's butt

no foolin, her butt

but she poops from there!

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I saw a porno and made cumsies

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Big fan of Roxie ray and hotkinkyjo. The one where Roxie Ray makes spaghetti with her rear end is my favorite.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

but she poops from there!

you post with your hand but you still put your dick in it

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

you post with your hand but you still put your dick in it

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I have. I watched some female with big boobs have sex in a library. Really gave me wood.

Anyone else have a similar experience?

After a long enough streak, you will see that people around you will start caring more about you. The reason for this is that, before NoFap, one half of you was completely missing from their sight. That one half was busy wasting himself away in a life of secrecy built on shame. He was not present. That half of you did not exist in the real world. And the other half that did exist in the real world was constantly insecure and double minded in his attitude, never being able to give his best because of the PMO addiction. Now people will start to care more about you because you will be at least twice more present in their lives. And when I say present, I mean PRESENT. INFLUENTIAL. IMPRESSIVE.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Youporn has this new (to me) thing where it recommends categories and pornstars to you. I guess it bases it on stuff you looked at before?. Apparently I am into amateur, straight, and big tits. It also says I'd like a girl named Sarah Stone. I am so boring. But yeah, she's a hottie.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Al Borland posted:

but she poops from there!

Not right now she doesn't.

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
Since people are in fact sharing actual videos, I will share the porn video that struck me as the most memorable of all time, mainly because the girl involved in it never did another porn video, is very cute, and the video is extremely award, as if the girl doesn't quite know what she got herself into and is full of regret but has to go on because she already said yes or signed some poo poo.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/710170/beautiful_alex.html

I hate it when porn stars "act" like they're receiving pleasure...this girl doesn't act like that and the whole thing has the flavor of a virgin being deflowered.

starry skies above fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 27, 2015

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

The Dregs posted:

Youporn has this new (to me) thing where it recommends categories and pornstars to you. I guess it bases it on stuff you looked at before?. Apparently I am into amateur, straight, and big tits. It also says I'd like a girl named Sarah Stone. I am so boring. But yeah, she's a hottie.

Isn't that like Evan Stone's wife?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Not right now she doesn't.

Thank you.


TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

you post with your hand but you still put your dick in it

Did your moon god help with that?

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
hottest thing ive ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL4MRZd8mfk

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

starry skies above posted:

Since people are in fact sharing actual videos, I will share the porn video that struck me as the most memorable of all time, mainly because the girl involved in it never did another porn video, is very cute, and the video is extremely award, as if the girl doesn't quite know what she got herself into and is full of regret but has to go on because she already said yes or signed some poo poo.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/710170/beautiful_alex.html

I hate it when porn stars "act" like they're receiving pleasure...this girl doesn't act like that and the whole thing has the flavor of a virgin being deflowered.

Jfc jon

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Skeesix posted:

Isn't that like Evan Stone's wife?

I don't keep up on porn marriages.

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot

lol

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

starry skies above posted:

Since people are in fact sharing actual videos, I will share the porn video that struck me as the most memorable of all time, mainly because the girl involved in it never did another porn video, is very cute, and the video is extremely award, as if the girl doesn't quite know what she got herself into and is full of regret but has to go on because she already said yes or signed some poo poo.

NSFW

http://xhamster.com/movies/710170/beautiful_alex.html

I hate it when porn stars "act" like they're receiving pleasure...this girl doesn't act like that and the whole thing has the flavor of a virgin being deflowered.
no one's clicking that link jon pop

www
Aug 4, 2010

yea i have op

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK-RwcZjiy4

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
Small Comforts III (2004) - 24:41 - Color, 4:3 - Steven, an athletic-bodied barrista with an overwhelming self-conciousness about his small penis, is caught quite literally with his pants down by his coach, Mark, in the changing room after a sweaty game of frolf. Mortified, Steven clutches at his tiny Pecker to hide it. The agitation and cold air further deflate his stumpy, little nubbin of a weiner. Steven is very surprised when Mark exposes his very own even tinier and shrivelled member, balls no where in sight. The sight brings great comfort and relief to Steven and his day is effectively made. The two finish changing and go home, Mark to his fat wife and ugly kids, Steven with his new found confidence to his smelly, depressing appartment. Credits Roll over a smiling Steven beating off his small but quite adequate penis. 3.5/5

Page Downfall
May 5, 2009

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

you post with your hand but you still put your dick in it

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


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