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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Ok so you've downloaded your copy of RPG Maker and sourced a decent graphic artist who is now locked in your attic and forced to draw assets or starve to death, now you just need an overarching concept and story and the coding can begin!!

i'll get this clownshow rolling.

  • an RPG where you wake up and you've lost your butt, and the elderly village sage tells you to collect the 7 mystical butts in the kingdom which are like dragonballs, but only grant you the wish to restore butts.

  • you work at a gaming company that has recently crowdfunded 100 million gil to develop lovely vaporware, but the CEO and founder harbours a dark secret that only you know! this 250 hour gameplay JRPG focuses on you, your busty anime girlfriend and another nerdy programmer who is constantly adjusting his glasses as you work to expose this secret that puts the entire universe in peril!

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


weekend at bernies the game

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The final boss is your mom, who you got to sex.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

rokemon: need to obtain them all!

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
This is a EA PR stunt right? Locking people in attics? I'd release the graphic designer and die in my own netcode.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
POINT AND CLICK GIVE HEAD TO A WOMAN SIMMULATOR

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
A game where you're a lowlife drunk who accidently kills the chosen one during a drunken rage and must pick up the quest where he left off

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Red Suit posted:

A game where you're a lowlife drunk who accidently kills the chosen one during a drunken rage and must pick up the quest where he left off

Zettai Hero Project was a game where the hero gets run over by a car on his way to the final battle so you take his costume. The entire game your character looks depressed like he's wondering why he's even doing this.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
remember that online game from years ago where you had to make a dude run down a track by using some weird combinations of keys and it was really hard? do that but instead of running you are trying to do "the helicopter" with your dick

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
One where you tell me where to score some weed bro

You're not a cop right

You have to tell me if you're a cop, my bro Chad told me

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

City of Tampa posted:

remember that online game from years ago where you had to make a dude run down a track by using some weird combinations of keys and it was really hard? do that but instead of running you are trying to do "the helicopter" with your dick
that would be qwop

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
I want an rpg as lenny brisco from law and order, and you have to find the ultimate punchline.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Hooded Reptile posted:

I want an rpg as lenny brisco from law and order, and you have to find the ultimate punchline.
why isn't this already some manner of phone game

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Tendai posted:

why isn't this already some manner of phone game

Well you see, she mis-dialed.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Sleep with girls who look like, but aren't your sister the role playing game.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Tendai posted:

One where you tell me where to score some weed bro

You're not a cop right

You have to tell me if you're a cop, my bro Chad told me

yeah not gonna lie, i'd play an rpg where you try to score some weed and the whole thing escalates into a fight to prevent the earth's core from exploding.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

your trying to find your keys

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
An rpg that tricks nerds into exercising, maintaining good hygiene, and socializing outside. It can use the kinect or whatever to make sure you're wearing a non graphic t or a collared shirt.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
An RPG where all the enemies are women that can only be defeated by massage techniques learned from old magazines scattered around an abandoned trainyard.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Hobohemian posted:

An rpg that tricks nerds into exercising, maintaining good hygiene, and socializing outside. It can use the kinect or whatever to make sure you're wearing a non graphic t or a collared shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NKoMNy5bY

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
An mmorpg set in the world of Marsupilami.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
one word: crafting

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Horniest Manticore posted:

one word: crafting

I made a fishing bot that makes milllions a day, ask me how.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nba2k but with wizards and ghouls.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the advemtures of slappy the retarded goose

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Real life pokemon.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
8 hour real-time bead store simulator RPG

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
poo poo on top of the black thing in Mecca MMO.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

happyhippy posted:

poo poo on top of the black thing in Mecca MMO.

Mecca Crane Simulator 2016

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Darlene Connor multiverse rpg.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
Wave to your ~black~ friend ~ when youre racist aunt isnt looking

drink water

pet cat, drink bacardi rum

time passes

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Hooded Reptile posted:

pet cat, drink bacardi rum
I will be world champ

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Cosby Quest.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Joust posted:

Cosby Quest.

There is a game of this already.

:nws: http://www.funny-games.biz/bill-cosby.html :nws:

PROTIP: Only give the pudding to the girls.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 27, 2015

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Brick Simulator 2015

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Al Borland posted:

There is a game of this already.

:nws: http://www.funny-games.biz/bill-cosby.html :nws:

PROTIP: Only give the pudding to the girls.

Bill cosby swung both ways

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
lego chrono trigger

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
an RPG where you play as an MMO addict, avoiding harmful life obstacles like gainful employment, fitness, relationships, offline friendships and personal hygiene.

DLC: not taking care of your pet until it starves to death

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Youre trapped in and endless poo poo filled sewer maze and have to find untainted chicken drumsticks to eat before your healthbar runs out.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

lorn Wayne posted:

an RPG where you play as an MMO addict, avoiding harmful life obstacles like gainful employment, fitness, relationships, offline friendships and personal hygiene.

DLC: not taking care of your pet until it starves to death

There was a Korean couple that were addicted to playing a mmo where you had to raise a child. They had a child of their own. Had.

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