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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Hooded Reptile posted:

Bill cosby swung both ways

yeah but only the white girls carry money.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i'm waiting for gritty RPG remakes.

like ocarina of time except link is a raging alcoholic and it turns out the whole story was a fever dream while going through acute withdrawal.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Can it be an RPG where you start out as a humble flasher, and all the enemies are innocent women or closeted gay guys and you do like sex stuff to them, but instead of killing your opponents they feint from sexual ecstasy? You could level up and have choices of evolving into other types of deviants like sexual predator, or train groper, or hidden cammer, and final evolutions like rapist, kidnapper, etc.

I just think there is too much killing in video games and this is a better compromise.

Also, your armor is like gimp suits, fashionable mustaches, and your weapons are like dildos and vibrators for warriors, and like penis powers for mages. Sexual healing sounds like a spell, I'm an idea man you nerds run with it and see what we get.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

lorn Wayne posted:

Ok so you've downloaded your copy of RPG Maker and sourced a decent graphic artist who is now locked in your attic and forced to draw assets or starve to death, now you just need an overarching concept and story and the coding can begin!!

i'll get this clownshow rolling.

  • an RPG where you wake up and you've lost your butt, and the elderly village sage tells you to collect the 7 mystical butts in the kingdom which are like dragonballs, but only grant you the wish to restore butts.

  • you work at a gaming company that has recently crowdfunded 100 million gil to develop lovely vaporware, but the CEO and founder harbours a dark secret that only you know! this 250 hour gameplay JRPG focuses on you, your busty anime girlfriend and another nerdy programmer who is constantly adjusting his glasses as you work to expose this secret that puts the entire universe in peril!

Let's make the best indie space sim tactical shooter strategy open world role playing survival horror MMO 4x roguelike interactive dating sim visual novel in the world. I'll create a kickstarter, you see who can sell us truck loads of cocaine and meth.

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2110528317/dark-skyes-an-epic-brony-dating-sim/?ref=kicktraq

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
A game where you increase your stats by eating at Chipotle. The more expensive the meal, the higher the net gain.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ff7 remake from sephiroth's perspective, and you get to kill aeris as much as you want

Lacedaemonius
Jan 18, 2015

Rub a dub dub
play a joke on the graphic artist!
make a horribly depraved h-game then replace all the sprites and images with mspaint stick-figures because the artist's stuff was "disturbing"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the demon rush.... 2

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Fire the RPG into the driver's side door of an armored car carrying a million dollars in the back of it.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A dark, grim RPG where you gather a party of quirky unusual characters.

Ideas so far:

A marksman out to protect the world's pumpkins

A really skinny man

A Star Trek fan with a dark past (will you kick him out of the party once you know?????)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Johnny Fiveaces.

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EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Zettai Hero Project was a game where the hero gets run over by a car on his way to the final battle so you take his costume. The entire game your character looks depressed like he's wondering why he's even doing this.

Huh. Googled this and looks like youre right:



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