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 "DURR HURR THATS A HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE/BOWL/BUN!" What? No. NO. gently caress you. Not every piece of food that isn't a green ultra-vegan crap is a loving Heart Attack in/on a whatever. You know what causes heart attacks? Falling out of a drat building or SMOKING or OLD loving AGE. Not food. No one has eaten a meal that has directly caused a loving heart attack from the food itself. Sure, some people have had one during a meal, but so have they during sex and I don't see anyone going to Pornhub and being all "DIS ANAL FISTING IS A HEART ATTACK IN A .AVI!"
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you sound very angry did your father die from obesity-related heart disease and you're in denial about how his lifestyle contributed to his death, op?
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Sep 27, 2015 23:39
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I wish your posting caused heart attacks so I wouldn't have to suffer through them
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Sep 27, 2015 23:39
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it sounds like you are upset about people pointing and laughing at you when you eat out. perhaps you should eat or weigh less?
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i've run the numbers and i'm pretty sure that if you fell out a building, impact would kill you before heart attack, here are my workings:
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Sep 27, 2015 23:49
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lorn Wayne posted:i've run the numbers and i'm pretty sure that if you fell out a building, impact would kill you before heart attack, here are my workings: if the op fell out of a building the shock wave from the impact would level 3 city blocks
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. I've got a foolproof way of dragging you out of your doldrums, just send me $700 monthly payments for the next 60 months and I'll tell you the secret. It's such a good price honestly I'll be losing money by giving away this secret!
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Sep 28, 2015 00:07
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I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT LIPIDS
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Sep 28, 2015 00:13
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Berk Berkly posted:
Hey OP. High cholesterol foods can cause blockages in your arteries due to your body's inability to process cholesterol over a certain amount and failure to distribute it correctly. Having high cholesterol overall can lead to complications including low blood pressure from these blockages, heart attacks, etc.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:16
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I really hate it when people say poo poo like "Sorry, we're out of that kind of weed" or "There's no more weed" and "I smoked the last of the weed". loving bullshit.
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Hey OP. High cholesterol foods can cause blockages in your arteries due to your body's inability to process cholesterol over a certain amount and failure to distribute it correctly. Having high cholesterol overall can lead to complications including low blood pressure from these blockages, heart attacks, etc. op already gave the speech to his doctor when he was told that his legs were coming off, so i doubt he will listen to you
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Sep 28, 2015 00:23
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Berk Berkly posted:
pretty sure that food has caused more heart attacks than smoking.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:25
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i hate that song "it's raining men" because i've never seen hunky men falling from the sky, aside from 9/11.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:29
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i hate that song "it's raining men" because i've never seen a hunky man fall from the sky, aside from 9/11. lol
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Hobohemian posted:I really hate it when people say poo poo like "Sorry, we're out of that kind of weed" or "There's no more weed" and "I smoked the last of the weed". More like; Bro: "Hey, man, wanna hang and smoke a bowl/joint/blunt at my place? Bring food." -Get There; No weed- Bro: "Ah, sweet, pizza. Lets go halves on the weed." NO. gently caress YOU MAN! You invited ME and I brought food. gently caress this poo poo, I'm taking my burgers home with me. Berk Berkly fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Sep 28, 2015 |
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Sep 28, 2015 00:50
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This thread gave me a BRAIN ATTACK.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:57
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My left arm is getting numb from reading this thread.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:57
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you are all lying because you had a stroke long before loading this thread 
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Sep 28, 2015 01:22
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How obese are you OP.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:25
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symbolic posted:you sound very The food you eat does affect your health, OP. I don't eat poo poo like that and I'm the only person in my family with healthy blood pressure and cholesterol levels.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:29
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Berk Berkly posted:
Translation: It is very important to be explicit in your word choice when dealing with autistic people because they will take everything you say literally. They can not follow social and context cues to determine the actual meaning of your implying words. They also tend to be extremely pedantic and when overstimulated they freak out over what most people consider banal poo poo. also im gay
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Sep 28, 2015 01:31
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How would falling out of a building cause a heart attack? And yeah, high cholesterol food, such as the food pictured, causes blockages of arteries, resulting in heart attacks. Source: I'm a firefighter medic
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Sep 28, 2015 01:31
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Tiny Lowtax posted:How would falling out of a building cause a heart attack? Paying too much attention to your drat burger and right as you take the last bite you see the ground heading rapidly towards you.  ObUnrelated: I had a cheeseburger tonight for dinner. A cheeseburger and a handful of fries. Dooby sized $20 plate, $3.99 at the local not fastfood choke-n-puke.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:33
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i get enraged when a statement is only 90% accurate. hyperbole is a bitch
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Sep 28, 2015 01:34
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Tiny Lowtax posted:How would falling out of a building cause a heart attack? Tiny Lowtax. Whats up dude?
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Sep 28, 2015 01:35
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Berk Berkly posted:
can you please just tell us the story about how a waitress or physically fit person insulted your grease meal today? we could guess all the details of the scenario, but it just doesn't feel fun
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Sep 28, 2015 01:37
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Looks like a good burg to me. I would eat that burg.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:38
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Tiny Lowtax. Whats up dude? What's going on? I can't decide which cell phone to use.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:44
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yes i would like the heart attack on a plate, now let me decide if i want to double my calories by getting fries and a drink, or triple my calories by getting fries and a shake it's a tough call, get back to me
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Sep 28, 2015 01:45
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Berk Berkly posted:More like; wait you brought both burgers and pizza? Serious Frolicking posted:if the op fell out of a building the shock wave from the impact would level 3 city blocks
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Sep 28, 2015 01:48
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idk OP that looks like a pretty heavy burg maybe you should just listen to your doctor
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Sep 28, 2015 05:04
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Calm down fatty
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Sep 28, 2015 09:00
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i hate that song "it's raining men" because i've never seen hunky men falling from the sky, aside from 9/11. When you listen to the lyric "I'm gonna go out, I"m gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet", and then think about the fat chicks singing it, it becomes really gross. I bet they ate a lot of the OP's heart attack inducing hamburgers.
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Sep 28, 2015 09:15
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Moridin920 posted:idk OP that looks like a pretty heavy burg maybe you should just listen to your doctor kinda hard to listen to someone after you unhinge your jaw and swallow them whole
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Sep 28, 2015 09:30
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being this angry is bad for your blood pressure, op
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Sep 28, 2015 09:49
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High cholesterol can be caused by a lot of poo poo, it's probably caused by all the corn syrup americans keep putting in their food.
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Sep 28, 2015 09:52
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Berk Berkly posted:
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Tiny Lowtax posted:How would falling out of a building cause a heart attack? In a lot of cases people have heart attacks before they hit the ground due to the stress of the situation. This isn't an ironic post, it is a real thing that happens.
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Sep 28, 2015 10:23
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you should try to stay generally healthy but i think that if you don't eat a fatty burger or something occasionally you're a pretty big weirdo about food
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im fat
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