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I just bought that Kahlua and it would've lasted me months. She even poured out the 4 year old bottle of loving vermouth. SHE POURED OUT THE SIMPLE SYRUP. this is hosed up
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kill your wife hth
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Sep 27, 2015 23:51
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Don't kill your wife OP. Throw her down the stairs so she can learn a lesson and grow as a person.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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im sorry you married a woman with such a low mental constitution to become addictied to alcohol
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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www posted:im sorry you married a woman with such a low mental constitution to become addictied to alcohol Not as sorry as I am, brother.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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The Dregs posted:I just bought that Kahlua and it would've lasted me months. She even poured out the 4 year old bottle of loving vermouth. SHE POURED OUT THE SIMPLE SYRUP. Kahlua your wife into the basement and murder her
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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kiss your wife softly on the lips
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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She did you a favour. Now you guys can get some better intoxicants
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Sep 27, 2015 23:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLR_TDO0FTg first 5 seconds
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Sep 27, 2015 23:53
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I wouldn't expect to get laid anytime soon either.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:53
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Sever
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Sep 27, 2015 23:53
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Give Pat a Job posted:I wouldn't expect to get laid anytime soon either. I told her if I catch her drinking I get a threesome. In her weakened mental state, she agreed. corpuscollossus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLR_TDO0FTg
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Sep 27, 2015 23:54
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The Dregs posted:Kahlua vermouth yeah if anything she deserves some kind of award
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Sep 27, 2015 23:55
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i guess the only solution is to drink every alcoholic beverage you buy immediately after you enter the house, in front of your wife. bonus points for exaggerated comments about how delicious it is.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:55
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Quick! Drink her blood! Her BAC may still be high enough to achieve a solid buzz!
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Sep 27, 2015 23:56
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I am not even sure what you do with vermouth. It's been there forever and smells like herbed oysters or something. Also threw out the Mt Gay rum. Jim beaam, E&J nasty poo poo brandy, triple sec, Frangelico, and Luskosowa. JFC
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Sep 27, 2015 23:56
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www posted:im sorry you married a woman with such a low mental constitution to become addictied to alcohol Actually chemical dependency on alcohol is really cool and good.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:57
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The Dregs posted:I am not even sure what you do with vermouth. It's been there forever and smells like herbed oysters or something. White vermouth is for martinis, red vermouth is for Manhattans.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:57
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Whiskey Sours posted:White vermouth is for martinis, red vermouth is for Manhattans. For some reason I trust this poster on his knowledge of alcohol.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:58
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The Dregs posted:I just bought that Kahlua and it would've lasted me months. She even poured out the 4 year old bottle of loving vermouth. SHE POURED OUT THE SIMPLE SYRUP. if you were a better husband she wouldn't have a drinking problem
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Whiskey Sours posted:White vermouth is for martinis, red vermouth is for Manhattans. I remember you. Youre the dude Who hates Jack Daniels in a sour. You are cool and smart.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:58
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Ah, the sunday morning hangover horsemen: doom, terror, bewilderment, depression. Don't worry, op: those go away quickly; she'll be drunk by friday if she is a real alcoholic.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:59
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Ah, the sunday morning hangover horsemen: doom, terror, bewilderment, depression. have a drink buddy boy
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Sep 28, 2015 00:00
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Ah, the sunday morning hangover horsemen: doom, terror, bewilderment, depression. Yeah I know. And in the meantime I have nothing to drink while I watch zombie shows tonight.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:00
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have you tried your own piss?
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Sep 28, 2015 00:01
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The Dregs posted:Yeah I know. And in the meantime I have nothing to drink while I watch zombie shows tonight. there are still zombie shows?
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Sep 28, 2015 00:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:there are still zombie shows? yeah some Walking Dead prequel. I don't have high hopes.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:02
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The Dregs posted:yeah some Walking Dead prequel. I don't have high hopes. how the hell can the walking dead have a prequel? That's just regular life
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Sep 28, 2015 00:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how the hell can the walking dead have a prequel? That's just regular life maybe, just maybe, we are the real zombies, if you think about it.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:08
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The Dregs posted:yeah some Walking Dead prequel. I don't have high hopes. It's ok so far. Still waiting for the shock like in walking dead. Go to a bar and have a zombie, then come home and watch it.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:09
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:maybe, just maybe, we are the real zombies, if you think about it. Opening ten minutes of Shaun of the Dead: The Series
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Sep 28, 2015 00:09
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:maybe, just maybe, we are the real zombies, if you think about it. Thanks George.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:11
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The Dregs posted:I told her if I catch her drinking I get a threesome. In her weakened mental state, she agreed. you should let some goons run a train on her
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Sep 28, 2015 00:12
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imo she should leave you, it sounds like she wants to grow as a person and you want to stop her for selfish reasons. if she has big titties give her my phone number
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Sep 28, 2015 00:14
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cams posted:imo she should leave you, it sounds like she wants to grow as a person and you want to stop her for selfish reasons. Comically Oversized ot otherwise?
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Sep 28, 2015 00:15
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cams posted:if she has big titties give her my phone number
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Sep 28, 2015 00:16
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cams posted:imo she should leave you, it sounds like she wants to grow as a person and you want to stop her for selfish reasons. If I had stopped her, I'd have a nice glass of something nice right now, dickface
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Sep 28, 2015 00:16
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The Dregs posted:If I had stopped her, I'd have a nice glass of something nice right now, dickface Answer the question, how big are her tits?
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Sep 28, 2015 00:18
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The Dregs posted:If I had stopped her, I'd have a nice glass of something nice right now, dickface and now you have a big 'ol glass of not getting laid
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VendaGoat posted:Answer the question, how big are her tits? Big c's I guess. She's also 5'11''. Not bad at all Mumpy Puffinz posted:and now you have a big 'ol glass of not getting laid I can if I want, but she'll probably want to cry or cuddle afterwards. gently caress that.
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