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Nefarious posted:um this sounds p. high functioning to me
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Nefarious posted:um this sounds p. high functioning to me lol she got super drunk last night an puked all over the bathroom and went to bed without crating the dog and he poo poo in her closet
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Sep 28, 2015 01:36
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She woke up this morning and said "Honey, I think I might be starting to have a drinking problem, but I am not an alcoholic. My dad was an alcoholic and I am not like him"
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Sep 28, 2015 01:37
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The Dregs posted:lol she got super drunk last night an puked all over the bathroom and went to bed without crating the dog and he poo poo in her closet she wants you to think the dog did it
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Sep 28, 2015 01:37
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The Dregs posted:In her defense, she makes more money than I do and only gets shitfaced at night. like every night. Oh yeah she is definitely not kissing you during the punishment threesome, you're going to feel like the third wheel.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:39
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EngineerSean posted:Oh yeah she is definitely not kissing you during the punishment threesome, you're going to feel like the third wheel. It will still be worth it
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Sep 28, 2015 01:40
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The Dregs posted:lol she got super drunk last night an puked all over the bathroom and went to bed without crating the dog and he poo poo in her closet I would imagine the puking has been done plenty of times before, so because the dog took a dump in her favourite stilettos she has to give up drinking? gently caress that. Here in Wisconsin that's a typical loving Thursday.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:40
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Infidel Castro posted:I would imagine the puking has been done plenty of times before, so because the dog took a dump in her favourite stilettos she has to give up drinking? gently caress that. Here in Wisconsin that's a typical loving Thursday. It is really rare. She can drink like a champ. I only remember he puking a few times.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:42
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The Dregs posted:It is really rare. She can drink like a champ. I only remember he puking a few times. the truth comes out.
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The Dregs posted:It is really rare. She can drink like a champ. I only remember he puking a few times. Hmmmm. E: Goddamn you goat.
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Sep 28, 2015 01:43
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TwoFire posted:she wants you to think the dog did it He's right. 
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The Dregs posted:lol she got super drunk last night an puked all over the bathroom and went to bed without crating the dog and he poo poo in her closet So in addition to being gross drunks who take drugs and neglect ur pets yall also gently caress other gross drunk strangers thx for sharing insights into the lives of ppl who for some reason thought raising children to be useful adults was totes a thing they could do
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support your wife, start hiding your alcohol behind books or something. Also maybe start drinking vodka or at least vodka tonics as vodka doesn't smell that much. The first days will be the hardest. If she really is physically dependent on alcohol, you'll be able to tell 'cause she'll be getting ready to go through withdrawl, right? Anyway, tell her if she's serious about getting off the sauce she needs to see a doctor for a perscription to some sort of antabuse, even if she just wants to take a month off, make sure to tell her it's not that you don't trust her, but it'll make it easier for her to stick to her goal.
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shes just looking for a good excuse to be high on your valium/xanax for the next week (shes actually a huge heroin junkie).
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whoflungpoop posted:So in addition to being gross drunks who take drugs and neglect ur pets yall also gently caress other gross drunk strangers thx for sharing insights into the lives of ppl who for some reason thought raising children to be useful adults was totes a thing they could do i wouldn't call not crating the dog for a night abuse. Jesus. Go back to PI. The only one drunk during the last threesome was my wife, but that's hardly a revelation. It was after 8:00pm The Dregs fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Sep 28, 2015 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:Don't kill your wife OP. Throw her down the stairs so she can learn a lesson and grow as a person. My mom got really drunk on her 22st birthday and fell down a flight of marble stairs and blacked out so she stopped drinking except for the very occasional glass of wine so this actually works
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The Dregs posted:i wouldn't call not crating the dog for a night abuse. Jesus. Go back to PI. The only one drunk during the last threesome was my wife, but that's hardly a revelation. It was after 8:00pm Where do I sign up to come rail ur wife
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Sep 28, 2015 01:55
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The Dregs posted:i wouldn't call not crating the dog for a night abuse. Jesus. Go back to PI. How many days of the week do ur kids poo poo in closets cause yall were too busy drinking to toilet train them either
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Sep 28, 2015 01:56
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whoflungpoop posted:How many days of the week do ur kids poo poo in closets cause yall were too busy drinking to toilet train them either stop hating the goddamn litter boxes get cleaned whenever they overfill a lot the kids dont usually poo poo in the closets, thats their safe place
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TwoFire posted:stop hating the goddamn litter boxes get cleaned whenever they overfill a lot the kids dont usually poo poo in the closets, thats their safe place *dog whines* Dad, the dog needs to go out SHUT UP YOUR DRUNK MOM AND I ARE BUSY loving STRANGERS *kid hides in closet with dog, curses fate of goonspawn*
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whoflungpoop posted:SHUT UP YOUR DRUNK MOM AND I ARE BUSY loving STRANGERS oh god oh god oh god *starts sobbing and rocking self in the corner of the closet*
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Sep 28, 2015 02:05
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The Dregs posted:She woke up this morning and said "Honey, I think I might be starting to have a drinking problem, but I am not an alcoholic. My dad was an alcoholic and I am not like him" Your "wife" doesn't really exist
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Sep 28, 2015 02:07
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whoflungpoop posted:How many days of the week do ur kids poo poo in closets cause yall were too busy drinking to toilet train them either You're really mad about one dog accident aren't you? That is what you took from this? He didn't crate his dog for a night and it had an accident (maybe, if it wasn't actually her), so he's a monster? Holy poo poo you're a douche. It isn't like we beat the poor puppy for it. Fun fact, I bought my wife an account here and she posted once in PI and they ran her off because they didn't like the breed of dog she rescued so now she doesn't post here anymore.
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Sep 28, 2015 02:09
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The Dregs posted:lol she got super drunk last night an puked all over the bathroom and went to bed without crating the dog and he poo poo in her closet sounds like you need to get rid of the dog not the booze
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Sep 28, 2015 02:12
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was it a human sized poo poo or a doggy sized turd?
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Sep 28, 2015 02:12
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The Dregs posted:Fun fact, I bought my wife an account here and she posted once in PI and they ran her off because they didn't like the breed of dog she rescued so
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TwoFire posted:was it a human sized poo poo or a doggy sized turd? He's really big. He's not even a year old yet and he's like 70 pounds. So I can't say for sure, but I have had some drunken shits before and they were a lot more messy than that neat little kirkland salmon and brown rice pile.
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whoflungpoop posted:please post the thread bc thats hosed up if true Oh it is true, but it was like 7 or 8 years ago. She got a bulldog-cross something or other that was slated to be culled because it wasn't the right coat for the new breed he was 'creating'. So she payed to have it fixed and took it off his hands. they gave her a huge amount of poo poo and she ran off. I tried to tell her all goons aren't like that but i was full of poo poo and she knew it.
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Sep 28, 2015 02:17
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The Dregs posted:He's really big. He's not even a year old yet and he's like 70 pounds. So I can't say for sure, but I have had some drunken shits before and they were a lot more messy than that neat little kirkland salmon and brown rice pile. If he was a girl dog he could have nursed your kids..
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Omelette du Fromage posted:you're a crazy person pls do not poo poo in this thread, there are designated areas for this *points 2 closet*
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Sep 28, 2015 02:20
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whoflungpoop posted:pls do not poo poo in this thread, there are designated areas for this *points 2 closet* I started out thinking you're really into animals but I just realized you're really into poo poo. Nefarious posted:i want to get drunk with your wife Not gonna lie, she knows how to have a good time after a few brandy and pepsi zero's
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Nefarious posted:i want to get drunk with your wife Why do you think she wants to sober up? Gooned.
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The Dregs posted:Oh it is true, but it was like 7 or 8 years ago. She got a bulldog-cross something or other that was slated to be culled because it wasn't the right coat for the new breed he was 'creating'. So she payed to have it fixed and took it off his hands. they gave her a huge amount of poo poo and she ran off. I tried to tell her all goons aren't like that but i was full of poo poo and she knew it. PI is better now, I called some dude a sperg because he was embarrassed about his dog getting boners when guests came over and they didn't even give me a probie but yeah still one of the worst forums ever
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The Dregs posted:I started out thinking you're really into animals but I just realized you're really into poo poo. 
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