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sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
is a 20 year old dating a 26 year old okay?

is a 24 year old dating a 31 year old okay?

help

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Good rule after you turn seventy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Are the two of you adults? Are the two of you happy?

Who loving cares what the rest of the fuckhole world thinks?

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
the question im asking is, while a 70 year old banging 42 year olds isnt that hot... is it ok?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

+/- 3 is better, if you need some rule to make it look ok to date way outside your age range you're probably a massive deviant

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

Good rule after you turn seventy.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Wall Balls posted:

+/- 3 is better, if you need some rule to make it look ok to date way outside your age range you're probably a massive deviant

define "better"?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

if its legal, its kegel

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

well op, that would be illegal if we bang in my case, so no

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wall Balls posted:

+/- 3 is better, if you need some rule to make it look ok to date way outside your age range you're probably a massive deviant

Are you 18?

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

well op, that would be illegal if we bang in my case, so no

which question are you even answering how come no one is answering the question in the op really

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

which question are you even answering how come no one is answering the question in the op really

Put yourself in the shoes of a 70 year old.

Just try and imagine that.

Imagine you get aroused and a 20 something comes onto you. Are you going to say no?

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
of course not but im 26

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
a lot of old guys use it to gently caress me. It's not like I can say no, it's a rule.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

of course not but im 26

Well then, there is your answer.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

what if ur only 10 op then you would have to date a 12 yr old but they would probably think you are a gay baby

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

of course not but im 26

Let her graduate high school dude

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

VendaGoat posted:

Put yourself in the shoes of a 70 year old.

Just try and imagine that.

Imagine you get aroused and a 20 something comes onto you. Are you going to say no?
Like a 70 year old can even get an erection anymore. :rolleyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChairmanMeow posted:

a lot of old guys use it to gently caress me. It's not like I can say no, it's a rule.

no they didn't

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Secks Cauldron posted:

Like a 70 year old can even get an erection anymore. :rolleyes:

science has wrought some terrible things

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
if your both adults and consenting it's good.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

science has wrought some terrible things

NutritiousSnack posted:

if your both adults and consenting it's good.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Secks Cauldron posted:

Like a 70 year old can even get an erection anymore. :rolleyes:

they reported that 80% of all US citizens over 80 still have sex every week.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It seems alright. I mean weirdest case you're 14 and it says you should date 14 year olds which sounds alright.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
cool then theres no negatives to this situation

cams
Mar 28, 2003


half my age plus seven is 21 and 21 year olds are dumb as poo poo, hard pass

more like my age minus 2 and up

older ladies own

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

is a 20 year old dating a 26 year old okay?

is a 24 year old dating a 31 year old okay?

help

I'm 31...



Also, wouldn't 31 divided by 2 = 15.5 +7 = 22.5? The one and a half years doesn't matter much in terms of pounded pussy but still it doesn't hurt to be accurate.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

cool then theres no negatives to this situation

Don't rape any retarded people OP.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


It's pretty weird when you think about the fact that when you were 19, entering college, and doing every god drat drug you could get your hands on your gently caress buddy was 6 years old.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Wall Balls posted:

+/- 3 is better, if you need some rule to make it look ok to date way outside your age range you're probably a massive deviant

A bracket that gradually expands is probably a better system, but the half plus 7 rule is simpler and much better for calling people in their twenties/early thirties out on being creeps

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Happy Hedonist posted:

It's pretty weird when you think about the fact that when you were 19, entering college, and doing every god drat drug you could get your hands on your gently caress buddy was 6 years old.

thats not the math tho

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

which question are you even answering how come no one is answering the question in the op really
i answered the question in the title i guess.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Between you and the person you are loving it's the adult and consent thing.

How society views you is the half plus seven thing.

gently caress other people.

It's a double pun! :q:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Happy Hedonist posted:

It's pretty weird when you think about the fact that when you were 19, entering college, and doing every god drat drug you could get your hands on your gently caress buddy was 6 years old.

you might have went the wrong way on the + 7, boss

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
covered on all bases then

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
so a crippled 95 year old commits statutory rape by having sex with barrack obama the commander in chief of the greatest military power in history. sounds alright

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


trigonsareNOThomo posted:

thats not the math tho

Who gives a flying gently caress about math when a 23 year old asks to have intercourse.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
gently caress that shes barely out of high school like i wanna jerk off inside a millenial

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
she's 20 im 26 weve already had intercourse i was just asking gbs their dumb opinions cuz im high

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Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Look, I've had a lot to drink tonight. Also, I can't do math.

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