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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
ayyyy lmao

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MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

translation: the usa is going to do a space thing and let a bunch of other countries put their names on it

If it puts us one step closer to colonizing Mars I'd say let them have their vanity.

A lot of the information is already up on NASA's website but the information on the UN program to withdraw Mars data still hasn't been released.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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MVP posted:

If it puts us one step closer to colonizing Mars I'd say let them have their vanity.

A lot of the information is already up on NASA's website but the information on the UN program to withdraw Mars data still hasn't been released.

who else is even doing mars stuff

that's basically all the usa right now

i guess theres an indian orbiter or something

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

MVP posted:

A lot of the information is already up on NASA's website

Where?

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Russia and China's space program are much less public than America's. The only chance that we generate more interest for the rest of the world in space colonization is finding precious minerals unfortunately.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Remember that Ray Bradbury story about the astronauts who land on Mars and find a well full of water. And then the thing that lives in the well infects them and takes over their bodies and makes them all jump into the well? I hope it's some poo poo like that.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

What region do you live in? You can access the news already if you use an IP address from Kabul

Vastarien posted:

Remember that Ray Bradbury story about the astronauts who land on Mars and find a well full of water. And then the thing that lives in the well infects them and takes over their bodies and makes them all jump into the well? I hope it's some poo poo like that.


This truly excites me and I hope everyone in the world will get their priorities straight when it comes to environmental pollution and the sanctity of all (non cancerous) lifeforms.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I know one reason we should leave Mars alone

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





MVP posted:

What region do you live in? You can access the news already if you use an IP address from Kabul

All the Kabul proxy servers are down atm :tinfoil:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Vastarien posted:

Remember that Ray Bradbury story about the astronauts who land on Mars and find a well full of water. And then the thing that lives in the well infects them and takes over their bodies and makes them all jump into the well? I hope it's some poo poo like that.

No but I remember the Edgar Rice Burroughs story where Mars is full of near-naked red women who lay eggs.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Red Suit posted:

I know one reason we should leave Mars alone
Another is because there's no rock n roll on Mars. :mad:

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

Pawn 17 posted:

All the Kabul proxy servers are down atm :tinfoil:

Wow, just checked myself and you're right. The download speeds were incredibly slow even without the traffic.

I have the documents saved but because of security purposes I'll be giving most of the information to a news outlet if NASA doesn't present all the information they discovered.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Secks Cauldron posted:

Another is because there's no rock n roll on Mars. :mad:

We could teach them.

BelgianWaffle
Aug 25, 2002
damn Belgian
We need more grey pixels with red circles as proof

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
seem to recall there were mice there that rode bikes but i may have just imagined that on an acid trip...

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

BelgianWaffle posted:

We need more grey pixels with red circles as proof

:agreed:

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

BelgianWaffle posted:

We need more grey pixels with red circles as proof



Here is another picture from the database labeled 92815, picture of the larva they discovered, if you can observe the picture closely the tentacles show a little about its locomotion. There will be debates to no end whether this thing might be a form of jellyfish or not.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
just post the documents you pussy

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
That's about the most information I can decipher from HTML right now.

Hope you guys enjoyed a little early good news before you start your days.

text editor posted:

just post the documents you pussy

I'm hosting the files and it will take a few minutes to post them here.

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
this is definitely goatse right

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

I Love Jesus posted:

this is definitely goatse right

life on mars or a decent effort goatse in 2015 both are equally momentous imo

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sonofsilversign posted:

life on mars or a decent effort goatse in 2015 both are equally momentous imo

That already happened when someone Goatsee'd an electronic sign at a public intersection.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

I Love Jesus posted:

this is definitely goatse right

It's a new NASA image that hasn't been shown on its website as of now and from my expertise and the information I've gathered it's highly likely to be the 'life on mars' that NASA is going to talk about.

Hosting has failed, going to pay some money to get this uploaded reliably and quickly.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP please stop posting pictures of me

e: and of my brother, Brown

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That already happened when someone Goatsee'd an electronic sign at a public intersection.

haha i totally forgot about that didnt that guy get arrested too?

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

OP please stop posting pictures of me

e: and of my brother, Brown

I love this! I wish I could say it's a great time to be alive but the conflicts and misery in the middle east and europe with take a lot of the wind from this announcement's sails


Sonofsilversign posted:

haha i totally forgot about that didnt that guy get arrested too?


He did. If it wasn't for NASA's public domain loopholes I wouldn't have even attempted to get this information.

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
just imgur them nagga

wtf

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD
I am glad my children will have the opportunity to invade another planet and destroy all life on it.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

I Love Jesus posted:

just imgur them nagga

wtf

I've been posting from my phone. It will be awhile before I get to safety

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
they're here

MVP fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 28, 2015

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
u da real mvp

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

They found Matt Damon.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Someone already called them... walked out to my balcony and noticed the car has been there for a couple of hours, got a text from a roommate asking what the hell did I do.. I asked them what happened but only got a reply that they're taking all of the computers and they have my information now.




didn't think this would affect my roommates hope their pets are okay. phone is blowing up about my whereabouts. cant trust my roommates now

going to spend the night at a walmart

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
they're here

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
oh god the invasion has begun! the overlords have already landed

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Oh poo poo

Will this be the lead news story??

David bowie.mp3

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
NASA wouldn't give enough of a poo poo to call the cops on anyone

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
In the 1980s tho...

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

MVP posted:

New images:


*photoshops barnacle jims face into da pic*

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
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