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uh..h.hey so you go to these things a lot? oh, you need to use the bathroom, sorry i'll get out of your way 
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Sep 28, 2015 14:47
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so where are you from? and what do you do? welp thats it, i am out of conversation topics now
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Sep 28, 2015 14:56
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Is this a real thing? I thought it was just a plot device for rom com movies?
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Sep 28, 2015 14:57
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*wtf am I doing here ?* *what happened to my life ?*
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Sep 28, 2015 14:58
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* stares down at shoes * * sigh *
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Sep 28, 2015 15:00
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hey you're back from the toilet, i was just sipping on my alcohol free beverage here, heh i'm not much of a dri... oh you need to go stand over there? um ok have a nice evening 
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Sep 28, 2015 15:01
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"So I'm a pretty big deal on the comedy forums of somethingawful.com." *Weeps silently in the bathroom because even his lies aren't impressive*
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Sep 28, 2015 15:01
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H-hey whats up?
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Sep 28, 2015 15:04
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*"you mean you also love to laugh ?!"* *this might be the one*
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Sep 28, 2015 15:06
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hi singles mixer host, what's up? huh? no i haven't been harassing that girl who went to the bathroom, i was just trying to make small ta...um could you let go of my arm please, that's quite a grip you have there ha, wait why are you throwing me out?!! ...do i get a refund at least?
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Sep 28, 2015 15:07
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stop triggering me and look at my penis!
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Sep 28, 2015 15:07
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Let's put all the people who aren't getting laid in one bar. Wow nobody is getting laid.
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Sep 28, 2015 15:08
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*eats corn on the cob really fast and makes typewriter sounds*
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Sep 28, 2015 15:14
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lol the very concept of a singles mixer, ie mixing losers together to gently caress each other, is very amusing to me
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Sep 28, 2015 15:37
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notZaar posted:Is this a real thing? I thought it was just a plot device for rom com movies? they were replaced by tindr/grindr/dating sites
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Sep 28, 2015 15:38
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lol the very concept of a singles mixer, ie mixing losers together to gently caress each other, is very amusing to me if losers don't breed then who will do all the menial jobs that are needed to keep society running smoothly but the winners kids are too good to do?
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Sep 28, 2015 15:39
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*eats a bunch of the bean dip* *clears the dance floor with an epic fart*
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Sep 28, 2015 15:53
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VendaGoat posted:*eats a bunch of the bean dip* i didn't mind, everyone farts it's pretty natural and good on you for expressing your confid oh never mind you're ignoring me and talking to that cute divorced chick i was working up the nerve to talk to
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Sep 28, 2015 15:57
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*double dips* *gives everyone herpes*
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Sep 28, 2015 15:57
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see if you can guess what i have up my rear end right now
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Sep 28, 2015 16:19
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Man these things are always full of fat's and losers, why did I even come ? *adjusts clip-on 8-bit think geek tie*
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Sep 29, 2015 01:23
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Finally a use for the belt buckle I bought that you hang truck nutz from
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Sep 29, 2015 05:21
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*touches my own weener*
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Sep 29, 2015 05:24
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maxhush posted:*double dips* lol
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Sep 29, 2015 06:10
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well well well. what. are we going to do about *zippppp* this *flump*
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Sep 29, 2015 06:13
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i thought there would be more alcoholic drinks here
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Sep 29, 2015 06:15
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:stares with resentment at the cute couple that walked in while slowly raising another dorito to mouth:
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Sep 29, 2015 07:41
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*gets on motorcycle* *leaves*
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Sep 29, 2015 07:44
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*shows up blackout drunk*
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Sep 29, 2015 07:45
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*tries too hard to be zany* *manages to get Facebook information from one cute but mousy girl who liked my Doctor Who reference* *talked to her for a few weeks on Facebook before not talking to her*
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Sep 29, 2015 07:47
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*Orders a Bloody Mary at 8 pm* *Meet cute girl that likes to read old science fiction novels* "So, uh... you excited for Star Wars?" *Drinks*
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Sep 29, 2015 08:11
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glowing-fish posted:*tries too hard to be zany* whoa stop doxxing me
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Sep 29, 2015 08:43
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I just want to have the feeling of being with someone tonight. I don't even have to know your name.
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Sep 29, 2015 08:44
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*winds up making guy friends for life* bros before hos am i rite/
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Sep 29, 2015 08:51
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Orkin Mang posted:*shows up blackout drunk* *Continues to drink*
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Sep 29, 2015 09:57
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Screama posted:*Continues to drink*
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Sep 29, 2015 09:57
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:*eats corn on the cob really fast and makes typewriter sounds*
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Sep 29, 2015 09:59
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*Dances to the music by standing in place and just nodding.*
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"Listen, let's get out of here. My place? Oh we can't go there, I'm married."
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