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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Did I stumble on to dee and deee?

You can't stick your Jim jam in Zim zams snug thug rug.

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
zimzam said that Martin didn't attack him until he flashed his gun.

So some dude is following you around at night, approaches you and flashes a gun in his waistband its probably not the neighborhood watch captain looking to stop crime 9 times out of 10

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

zimzam zimmity blim blam blam blam BLAM!

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

zimzam said that Martin didn't attack him until he flashed his gun.

So some dude is following you around at night, approaches you and flashes a gun in his waistband its probably not the neighborhood watch captain looking to stop crime 9 times out of 10

yeah but like

he's black tho

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


NecroMonster posted:

zimzam zimmity blim blam blam blam BLAM!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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If only there was some way to flim flam the zim zam.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

zimzam said that Martin didn't attack him until he flashed his gun.

So some dude is following you around at night, approaches you and flashes a gun in his waistband its probably not the neighborhood watch captain looking to stop crime 9 times out of 10

it is knightly to present your weapons before combat.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If only there was some way to flim flam the zim zam.

Wanna blim blam the zim zam

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Toadvine posted:

Wanna blim blam the zim zam

the guy who tried is on trial for attempted murder currently.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

the guy who tried is on trial for attempted murder currently.

But but but, karma? :qq:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

New Delocated Season looking good.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

ArbitraryC posted:

To the racists in this thread let's assume you're walking down a street minding your own business when someone approaches you in a clearly hostile demeanor. They grab and try to detain you, but you resist and push them away. Suddenly you see them pulling out a gun, do you think it should be illegal for you to try and disarm the man? Do you think this person who just tried to illegally detain you and is now illegally brandishing a weapon should be allowed to shoot you if at this point you make them feel threatened?

In the trial they couldn't prove that's what happened, there wasn't sufficient evidence and I respect that. As I said in my first post itt I do believe it's better to have a justice system where the guilty go free than one where innocents are mistakenly punished. However, since the trial we've seen Zimmerman pull his weapon out on his unarmed girlfriend during a fight and against other strangers in other confrontations, while it is of course not conclusive proof that that is what happened that unfortunate Florida evening it's important to recognize that the trial itself did not actually disprove this happened and instead simply admitted there wasn't sufficient evidence it happened. If you can not even entertain the possibility that a dude with a history of violent confrontations and several incidents of brandishing his weapon might have been the instigator, then I dunno what else to say.

Once again, jabba the hut confirmed he went home and then went out again searching for Zimmerman. are you retarded or something?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The only mistake that Zimmerman made was not shooting that big fat girl as well. His weapon was not powerful enough to pierce her thick hide.

He should have been better prepared.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

ayy lmao

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ayy lmao

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I hate yankees posted:

Once again, jabba the hut confirmed he went home and then went out again searching for Zimmerman. are you retarded or something?

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

what type of burly grown rear end man gets beaten up by a skinny little boy?

stump collector
May 28, 2007
you dont need to know how to fight if you know how to gun fight

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

JB50 posted:

But but but, karma? :qq:

He tried to kill someone and now he is going to jail. Classic karma.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Rahu posted:

He tried to kill someone and now he is going to jail. Classic karma.

According to some in this thread anyone who tries to kill zim zamm should be hailed as a hero.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

vyst posted:

Taste the choco-rainbow?

Taste the gross rainbow

Turd skittles, film at 11

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The moral to the story is Leave No Witnesses

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Fonzarelli posted:

what type of burly grown rear end man gets beaten up by a skinny little boy?



Zim Zam is 5'7" definite reach disadvantage.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yeah i am still looking at a skinny kid on the right

he don't have man muscles yet, he would have weak grip and stuff

IcedPee
Jan 11, 2008

Yarrrr! I be here to plunder the fun outta me workplace! Avast!

FREE DECAHEDRON!

JB50 posted:

According to some in this thread anyone who tries to kill zim zamm should be hailed as a hero.

You get told a million times when you're a kid that "two wrongs don't make a right" and as soon as you grow up, completely forget it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Skittles are fuckin good man. I don't understand why he was so mad. :shrug:

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
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i had no idea he was so...black

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ayy lmao

stump collector
May 28, 2007

JB50 posted:



Zim Zam is 5'7" definite reach disadvantage.

i'm the Hysterical Race Baiter

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Skittles are fuckin good man. I don't understand why he was so mad. :shrug:

Did you see his girlfriend, Id run away too.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



Ayyy lmao

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
Zimmerman is a hero. all the lf lurkers can suck my nuts.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Everyone should grab a concealed handgun and go out and pick fights with people every night, you can then shoot the other guy and as long as you finish him off all the gun nuts will take your side it owns

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
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afeelgoodpoop posted:

Zimmerman is a hero. all the lf lurkers can suck my nuts.

they let you out on bail after you shot up that church?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Even if the zim really did get his rear end kicked by an angry black man and was acting completely in self defense his actions since then are evidence of him being a complete pile of poo poo and the world will be a better place after he's dead.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


afeelgoodpoop posted:

Zimmerman is a hero. all the lf lurkers can suck my nuts.

Imagine how much less crime there would be if thugs weren't able to run wild.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Flesh Forge posted:

Everyone should grab a concealed handgun and go out and pick fights with people every night, you can then shoot the other guy and as long as you finish him off all the gun nuts will take your side it owns

what if you black

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


Ayy lmao

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I don't like the way that alien looks. Makes me uncomfortable, like when Zimmerman sees a black teen.

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