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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Football time!!!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

list of things to buy

-long engish cucumber
-vics vapor rub
-large decorative gourde

anything i miss????

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

GBS how can i spice up my life

whats something cool to stick my dick in

a pineapple

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



go to the doctor

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
No me. I am bored.






I also have no dick to stick into things.

Edit: this isn't an invitation to stick your dick into me.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Bored posted:

No me. I am bored.






I also have no dick to stick into things.

Edit: this isn't an invitation to stick your dick into me.

you could buy a dick to stick into yourself

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

you could buy a dick to stick into yourself

Who says I haven't?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Bored posted:

Who says I haven't?

that's more like renting a dick, unless you were kidding when you said you didn't have a dick to stick into things at the moment

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

that's more like renting a dick, unless you were kidding when you said you didn't have a dick to stick into things at the moment

I have a vagina. I was born with a vagina and without a penis.

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Bored posted:

I have a vagina. I was born with a vagina and without a penis.

i mean, if you bought a dick (one not attached to somebody else) presumably you'd keep that around unless you threw it away for some reason which i dunno why you'd do that. thus renting a dick (attached to a dude who is no longer around and thus not available for you to stick into yourself), unless i guess you're married and the guy is out of town or something in which case i'll just go

this post brought to you by word games that sound more fun than they actually are and communication is stupid sometimes inc.

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