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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
RAW is MC 900 Foot Kane (Slow Chemical Remix) for 28 September

X X X X X

Hey, Seth, do you want the mask on or off?





Too bad.



In these tough economic times, all Kevin Owens wants to do is pull up his bootstraps and provide for his family through hard work and sweat, the American Way! Will Ryback steal both food AND the Intercontinental title from the mouths of the Owens clan?



The US Open Challenge is back! Who will answer the champion's call? It could be anybody, as we all know John Cena has no backstage pull and ANYONE could try to get one over on him!



Will Cesaro find his footing against the Big Show, thus proving HE'S the man take on Brock Lesnar?



There's a snake in the swamp! What does Randy Orton have in store for the Wyatt Family? Can Braun Strowman, The Man With Two Names, stand up to the Viper's assault?



Will someone other than the New Day think of the tables?!?

All this, plus more compelling Diva's writing as Becky Lynch and Charlotte make another appearance on Miz TV, tonight on MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!

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Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
i <3 mr demon, kane

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
tonight is the night

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I wonder if Paige will make Charlotte look like an idiot again.

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

Tonight is the night for KANE

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
I will be seeing KANE live at RAW, Have fun with your tvs my friends.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lord Chumley posted:

I will be seeing KANE live at RAW, Have fun with your tvs my friends.

Our what?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Kane is the hero this company needs

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
None of you can be my chemical.

bartok
May 10, 2006



When Kane is on bagel you can have Kane anytime!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Lord Chumley posted:

I will be seeing KANE live at RAW, Have fun with your tvs my friends.

cool raw, you get to see KANE and BIG SHOW

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Kane's back, and all is GOOD.

bartok
May 10, 2006



dsriggs posted:

cool raw, you get to see KANE and BIG SHOW

Only two of the hottest young talents working today!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
WATCH OUT GOTH LADY THIS GUY HAS A KNIFE

Oh good apparently goth girl knows how to beat up everyone.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I prefer Punished "Venom" Kane.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

GOTH GIRL NOOooh wait okay this episode doesn't end like every other NCIS

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh hey it's Raw I guess cool whatever okay.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

WATCH OUT GOTH LADY THIS GUY HAS A KNIFE

Oh good apparently goth girl knows how to beat up everyone.

Goths have eerie powers.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love Corporate Kane and will be writing smooth steamy hot love poems to him all night in the GDT ok thank you

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

Goths have eerie powers.

What's Paige's power?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
You'd think Sheamus would be more upset about Kane stopping his cash-in.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Goth lady beat up the bad guy!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Delsaber posted:

Goths have eerie powers.

She read him poetry until he duct taped himself up.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Oh that rascally Kane

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The Landstander posted:

Oh that rascally Kane

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I'm tuning into Raw tonight largely because of Kane. Never thought that would happen.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Shima Honnou posted:

What's Paige's power?

Making it her house.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

slow chemical was the best theme because lyric themes are cool

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Cena no selling the frog splash makes me so angry!!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

this is why disturbed's version of Austin's theme is also the best fyi

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kane

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Smooth and sexy
So red and so steamy
Drag me under the ring
And kiss me - you're dreamy

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Shima Honnou posted:

What's Paige's power?

eminent domain

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

a lot of kane to start off with

going to be a good raw

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i've been to the location oral roberts saw the 900 ft jesus

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh great, Vince hit the panic button so it's Cena time.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

She read him poetry until he duct taped himself up.

Hotboxed by clove cigarettes.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
PANIC SWITCH PULLED

ENGAGE JOHN CENA MODE

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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Opening with Cena?

gently caress.

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