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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'm going to be less cynical and depressed. I think I've been allowing too much negativity to harm my quality of life in recent years. I'm going to try to enjoy a relaxed and quiet life with my wife and work towards a blissful retirement where we hopefully die peacefully.

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

smoke hella herb imo

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I don't like smoking weed, but I like edibles. Too bad I'm nowhere near CO.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

hmmm. well, best of luck in your endeavor in happiness

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


im gonna be more cynical and depressed to balance things out

DadWilly
Jul 1, 2003

How old are you, OP?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Mid thirties

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

No. 6 posted:

I'm going to be less cynical and depressed. I think I've been allowing too much negativity to harm my quality of life in recent years. I'm going to try to enjoy a relaxed and quiet life with my wife and work towards a blissful retirement where we hopefully die peacefully.

good luck with that

DadWilly
Jul 1, 2003

Thanks. I'm in the same boat. Best of luck!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Good luck OP

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Your wife probably secretly hates you.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
may the forest be with you, friend

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Have you tried being cynical and not depressed? It's pretty good.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*ewoks emerge from the woods and begin dancing*

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that's awesome op, but don't think your only options are despair or resignation! you can reframe your future as more than a concession to time's endless march!

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

No. 6 posted:

I'm going to be less cynical and depressed. I think I've been allowing too much negativity to harm my quality of life in recent years. I'm going to try to enjoy a relaxed and quiet life with my wife and work towards a blissful retirement where we hopefully die peacefully.

Then why the hell are you posting here?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I hope you wake up happy tomorrow and continue to be so OP

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I also will quit making claim to being a homosexual when it's obviously not true.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Your wife is a fat ugly whore

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
You can't turn your back on our traditions.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Your wife is a fat ugly whore

http://i.imgur.com/O19zxfg.gif

Lol

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I can easily shrug off that ill-mannered comment since I know it to be quite wrong.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
This is more being zen. It achieves the goal you're looking for but it's not the only path OP. You can be super pissed off and rage like a retard and not be cynical and depressed. Also because it's limited to the internet you'll have that quiet life with the wife.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

No. 6 posted:

I also will quit making claim to being a homosexual when it's obviously not true.

I'm gay.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I consider despair and resignation to be indicators of a good day.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK0njkATf84

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

life is endless suffering :)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Best of luck.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

No. 6 posted:

I also will quit making claim to being a homosexual when it's obviously not true.

b.bb..but...im gay

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Have you ever shook your butt so hard your rear end cheeks clapped? It put a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye and a leap in my step and I think it could save you

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?
You should probably have a baby. That will fix all of your marital problems.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
peanut butter toast is the poo poo so you should eat some of that, its a very happy food

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

DaemonWyrm posted:

You should probably have a baby. That will fix all of your marital problems.

Play ping pong with the divorce courts though, to gently caress the kid up to having to testify against both your mother and father, get placed in a foster home, and like the justice system.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
If you're depressed you should stare at this until you stop being depressed:

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
all is vanity; a chasing after wind. everything under the sun is meaningless.

that's from the bible, son

also

im gay

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

I Love Jesus posted:

all is vanity; a chasing after wind. everything under the sun is meaningless.

that's from the bible, son

also

im gay

things being meaningless doesn't mean that you should be cynical and depressed

in fact

it should give you the freedom to be happy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wish you the best forever:horse:

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
good vibes itt

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A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.

ashgromnies posted:

things being meaningless doesn't mean that you should be cynical and depressed

in fact

it should give you the freedom to be happy

says who? :masterstroke:

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