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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

dsriggs posted:

Raw was bad. The WWE is bad. Everything is bad.

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Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

dsriggs posted:

Raw was bad. The WWE is bad. Everything is bad.

could have been worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXuGRwG8Mm0

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

AlmightyPants posted:

Was anything on raw worth watching, other than New Day?

I liked the MizTV segment. They let Charlotte and Becky both show some personality for once.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

i kame for kane

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

Kane is Real Bad and drags down everything he's in.

kane is the only good part of this stupid show outside of the new day

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
give Kane the belt and build him for a retirement match against Undertaker at Wrestlemania where they both disappear in a hail of fire and lightning at the climax and leave the belt, smoking, in the center of the ring

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Dr. rear end posted:

Bad Luhrmann's Great Gatsby was terrible and missed the point on a level so profoundly ironic that its creation may as well be considered performance art

it was probably the only film adaptation to actually get the point of the book so idk what you watched

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
great gatsby, both the book and the movie, are bad

I've got takes for days

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

NO!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
The New Day are never not amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwWlqScsuw

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kane owns and Raw owned

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Intruder posted:

Raw owned

I seriously doubt that.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

every week this thread vindicates my choice to not to watch, thanks for the summary!

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
KANE rules and better have the belt for at least a few weeks also big show is good and new day.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I unironically want Kane to be WWE champion, come at me bitches

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I'm under the impression that the WWE gets up to some weird poo poo every now and then, but even so, is it normal for the world champion to be so... paranoid and pants-shittingly terrified?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Its Seth Rollins: professional scaredy cat

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
I legit love Kane a lot and have ever since his debut (as Kane, at Badd Blood, at the first Hell in a Cell match).

When he leaves (After the last Hell in a Cell match), something precious will be gone from this world.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Just watched the recommended parts. Kane is pretty good as a goof. Charlotte, Becky and Paige all had good promos. New Day continues to be great. Everything else is #BOOTY.

How was the NXT thing?

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Hace posted:

the divas revolution was sasha's fault and it was her idea since she was 10

Shes doing it all for eddie

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

the demon KANE wants you to respect hr protocol

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.
That was an awesome RAW and I care what no one thinks. I wish The Demon Kane was my HR guy.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Can't for Kane to win the title and then Sheamus to cash in.

I'm ready for Sheamus/Kane :getin:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

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Blooming Brilliant posted:

Can't for Kane to win the title and then Sheamus to cash in.

I'm ready for Sheamus/Kane :getin:

Sheamus v. Corporate Kane, Sheamus wins.

Then out comes The Demon Kane, The Demon Kane wins.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Shima Honnou posted:

Sheamus v. Corporate Kane, Sheamus wins.

Corporate Kane rules that The Demon Kane was WWE Champion, not Corporate Kane, therefore The Demon Kane retains.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

This would also be good.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Heath Slater is really good at being Heath Slater

That's a compliment

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I watched football last night, and do not regret it.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
The KANE segments were great and everything else sucked.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Veryslightlymad posted:

I'm under the impression that the WWE gets up to some weird poo poo every now and then, but even so, is it normal for the world champion to be so... paranoid and pants-shittingly terrified?

Because they're rerunning the Post-Mania 30 Kane/DB feud, except this time Kane's a babyface. I watched like... 20 minutes of Raw? And it was mostly bad except New Day & Kane.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


St Evan Echoes posted:

I watched football last night, and do not regret it.

You should because football sucks

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Intruder posted:

I unironically want Kane to be WWE champion, come at me bitches

Well he's pretty much the only guy getting a strong push right now so why not

Big Show is also getting a push but he's going to be fed to Brock

Everyone else is a resident of Midcard, USA

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

triplexpac posted:

Everyone else is a resident of Midcard, USA

In Norse mythology 'Midgard' is the name of earth so if you think about it we're all midcarders, really.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

In Norse mythology 'Midgard' is the name of earth so if you think about it we're all midcarders, really.

Personally I consider myself upper midcard with possible chance of main event program. Gotta reach for those brass rings.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Blooming Brilliant posted:

Personally I consider myself upper midcard with possible chance of main event program. Gotta reach for those brass rings.

You're lucky The Comet was a noshow, it was booked to squash the whole roster.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence

St Evan Echoes posted:

I watched football last night, and do not regret it.

Football's fake.

Roman/Bray was actually pretty good with all of the brawling and exploding things but part of me hopes that it's the end of this loving feud for a while (it isn't).

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Desumaytah posted:

Football's fake.

Roman/Bray was actually pretty good with all of the brawling and exploding things but part of me hopes that it's the end of this loving feud for a while (it isn't).

You know they'll drag it out to HiaC so Roman can get a big win in a gimmick match. Bray's kryptonite is gimmick matches. Also get ready for the return of pink middle rope month.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

St Evan Echoes posted:

I watched football last night, and do not regret it.

Aaron Rodgers is good but he's no Kane

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

bradzilla posted:

You know they'll drag it out to HiaC so Roman can get a big win in a gimmick match. Bray's kryptonite is gimmick matches. Also get ready for the return of pink middle rope month.

I hope Bray tries to pull some of that stuff he did when he was in/interfered with previous cage matches just for Roman to shut that poo poo down completely. Creepy choir boy? Gets shoved aside to spear Bray. Magic hologram? Summons the spirit of Zelda Rubinstein to spear Bray.

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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

bradzilla posted:

You know they'll drag it out to HiaC TLC so Roman can get a big win in a gimmick match.

Come on let's be reasonable.

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