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try to keep your bladder topped-up, so you are always ready combat any small fires that may appear nearby
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:04 |
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failing the above, cut open any artery and bleed directly onto the flames until either you or the fire are out
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:10 |
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Make sure your home is 100% dirt and concrete this will prevent it from being on fire.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:00 |
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Tace Vim posted:failing the above, cut open any artery and bleed directly onto the flames until either you or the fire are out This is some amateur poo poo. Everyone knows that the best way to go about this is to replace you blood with fire extinguishing chemicals in the first place by oral or intravenous methods
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 16:01 |
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tater_salad posted:Make sure your home is 100% dirt and concrete this will prevent it from being on fire. Not necessarily
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:21 |
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Always replace Gilbert Godfried's batteries every six months.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:12 |
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Go with the classic: fight fire with fire
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:18 |
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Nefarious posted:help my balls are on fire!!!! Ask your bf if he just ate sriracha
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:19 |
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Enfield posted:actually im incredibly not qualified lol lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:12 |
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Apparently there is such a thing as a sixth degree burn but not to worry, you'll be long dead before the fire eats completely through your bones
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:14 |
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stay drunk all the time so you can piss on fires when they start
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:23 |
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Pebergehund posted:Go with the classic: fight fire with fire Im gonna add this to my firehack list
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:09 |
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Also don't store hosed up super reactive rear end chemicals in your dirt and concrete house.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:35 |
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never get out of the shower
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:41 |
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How about: if you cant handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!
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