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    What the gently caress is this poo poo, $370 and the pod to make a an 8 oz Coke cost $5 for a 4 pack so basically for more money than a 12 pack of 12 oz Cokes cost you get 4 8 oz Coke pods. Kill anyone that buys this and kill the executives that made this.
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get a sodastream for $50 and have weeks worth of knockoff coke and red bull
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Sep 29, 2015 17:09
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nvm just realized 3O posted this, buy the keurig one you rich bitch
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Sep 29, 2015 17:10
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you can afford it
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Sep 29, 2015 17:10
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it's a perfectly poured 8 oz glass. You can never pay enough for that.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:11
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People who buy Keurigs in the first place are idiots. Why should it surprise anyone when the same company wants to further cash in on their dumb clients?
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Sep 29, 2015 17:12
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What's that Chrome plugin called where you don't see ignored user's threads?
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Sep 29, 2015 17:15
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revmoo posted:What's that Chrome plugin called where you don't see ignored user's threads? It's called the "stop being such a total bitch rear end pussy" plug in.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:16
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I guess soda stream must be doing well if Keurig feels like they need a knockoff.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:17
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revmoo posted:What's that Chrome plugin called where you don't see ignored user's threads? http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout&ma=e9d6b0ee
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Sep 29, 2015 17:18
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If there was any justice in this world, this would be the idea of some out of touch company that leads to it going bankrupt. Instead, idiots will throw money at it.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:19
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Hobohemian posted:It's called the "stop being such a total bitch rear end pussy" plug in. Could also be the "idiot piss baby" plug in.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:21
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Is this just basically a sodastream? Did that thing ever take off i feel like soft drinks are so cheap in the first place that saving 10 cents a can or whatever wasn't worth the effort of having another kitchen device you had to clean and maintain. I don't think I know a single person with a soda stream.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:25
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more plastic waste for the waste god
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Sep 29, 2015 17:25
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I guess soda stream must be doing well if Keurig feels like they need a knockoff.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:25
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Holy poo poo, Google says that's really a real thing. I guess the Campbell's soup Keurigs where you're paying twelve bucks for about two cans worth of soup wasn't dumb enough.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:26
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"Keurig has redefined the way consumers enjoy coffee and tea in their homes and offices and today with the launch of Keurig Kold, we're embarking on a new journey that will change the way consumers enjoy cold beverages at home," said Brian Kelley, president and CEO of Keurig, said in a press release. "The disruptive countertop-size innovation in Kold is like nothing consumers have ever experienced—from the rapid chilling that turns room-temperature water to a perfectly chilled drink at the push of a button; to the dispensing technology that produces consistently great tasting beverages; to the pod technology which enables fully carbonated beverages. Kold delivers game-changing, on-demand variety of sparkling or noncarbonated beverages all fresh made with Keurig simplicity."
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Sep 29, 2015 17:26
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real talk I got my brother a soda stream for Christmas one year and everything he made except the rebull tasted like diet pop plus hfcs so I think he threw it out which is fine with me
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Sep 29, 2015 17:26
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do they have water cartridges so i can finally make a glass of water at home please help i'm dying
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Sep 29, 2015 17:28
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here's a novel idea, drink: WATER / COFFEe / TEA / BOOZE / KOMBUCHA / COCNUT MILK tgats it
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Sep 29, 2015 17:30
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gently caress da Mods posted:here's a novel idea, drink: i still dunno what kombucha is does it make u poo poo? atm i think it makes u poo poo
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Sep 29, 2015 17:30
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Three Olives posted:
Your threads are usually poo poo but you're on point with this one. lmao $375 for an 8oz glass of coke
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Sep 29, 2015 17:31
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yeah that logout link only works for your id, idiot
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Sep 29, 2015 17:31
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Smelly Bohemian posted:"Keurig has redefined the way consumers enjoy coffee and tea in their homes and offices and today with the launch of Keurig Kold, we're embarking on a new journey that will change the way consumers enjoy cold beverages at home," said Brian Kelley, president and CEO of Keurig, said in a press release. "The disruptive countertop-size innovation in Kold is like nothing consumers have ever experienced—from the rapid chilling that turns room-temperature water to a perfectly chilled drink at the push of a button; to the dispensing technology that produces consistently great tasting beverages; to the pod technology which enables fully carbonated beverages. Kold delivers game-changing, on-demand variety of sparkling or noncarbonated beverages all fresh made with Keurig simplicity." It's basically just coke syrup in a dumb pod thing that gets blasted with cold water. You're getting lovely flat coke.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:32
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symbolic posted:get a sodastream for $50 and have weeks worth of knockoff coke and red bull the sodastream factory is built on a pile of the bones of Palestinian children, not even joking about this. Also Keurig coffee loving sucks and is weak as gently caress, I bet the soda out of this machine is all watery and lovely too
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Sep 29, 2015 17:32
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Cowman posted:It's basically just coke syrup in a dumb pod thing that gets blasted with cold water. You're getting lovely flat coke. No, it's a disruptive innovation that will take consumers on a journey like they've never experienced—all with the push of a button.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:33
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gently caress da Mods posted:here's a novel idea, drink: What the hell do you mix with your rum then?
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Sep 29, 2015 17:35
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come talk to me when this thing is spitting out decent mixed drinks or something
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Sep 29, 2015 17:45
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symbolic posted:soda stream is good. during my senior year of high school, the red bull mix was the only thing that kept me going. i lied and told my parents that it was uncaffeinated and they were fine with me making two or three batches a day. You know you can just buy caffeine pills, you don't have to drink pisswater with added sugar. Also, lol that your parents were monitering your soda drinking habits as a senior.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:46
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veedubfreak posted:What the hell do you mix with your rum then? lime and mint u gently caress tard
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Sep 29, 2015 17:48
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social vegan posted:i still dunno what kombucha is does it make u poo poo? atm i think it makes u poo poo kombucha just makes u feel Aight nbd tho
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Sep 29, 2015 17:49
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i stand with israel, and sodastrream
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Sep 29, 2015 17:50
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gently caress the ROW posted:i stand with israel, and sodastrream gonna drink 8 oz of refreshing coke standing on the rubble of a freshly bulldozed palestinian village
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Sep 29, 2015 17:52
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y'know what until like the replicator from star trek TNG is real I'll just make my own drinks; thanks "Computer! Keurig Coffee; Weak; Gay. Mmm yes excellent"
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Sep 29, 2015 17:56
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Posting in a three olives Opposite Day thread
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Sep 29, 2015 17:56
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I'm holding out for the Keurig jenkem dispenser.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:58
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gently caress the ROW posted:i stand with israel, and sodastrream Keurig Gravy Master: ($375) each 4 pack of Palestinian children makes 32oz of gravy!
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Sep 29, 2015 18:00
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Who is the target market for this thing other than morons with more money than sense
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Sep 29, 2015 18:01
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rape and murder every single american to death forever
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Monkey Fracas posted:Who is the target market for this thing other than morons with more money than sense clueless parents/grandmas shopping at costco for christmas presents
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