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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
I'd even eat monkey with bacon on it

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

upvote

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

batman bacon

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
loving your mom op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jewish Vagina? :shrug:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i had bacon jam at a street fair back in august and it was rear end

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


jackyl posted:

loving your mom op

plenty of pork there already

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Breakfast Cereal

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
In all seriousness, bacon. There comes a point when the hubris of man shall cause him to fly so closely to the sun that the wings of fatty pork meat he so masterfully had constructed fry to a delicate crisp and shatter beneath his pendulous bulk

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

MrChupon posted:

Breakfast Cereal

Wrong

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I can't even bacon

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
sriacha

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
your posts, op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Martinis

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Bacon...sucks!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Seriously get super blazed think it'll be the best thing ever to fry up the 3 pound bulk pack of thick cut you got at the store, get about 2 pounds in before your body realizes what you're trying to do and force yourself to finish off the last of it to destroy the evidence of your shame.

Then buckle in once three pounds of pork fat and meat hit your colon so hard you'll be denied entry to Australia

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Your posting

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

14 INCH DICK posted:

Seriously get super blazed think it'll be the best thing ever to fry up the 3 pound bulk pack of thick cut you got at the store, get about 2 pounds in before your body realizes what you're trying to do and force yourself to finish off the last of it to destroy the evidence of your shame.

Then buckle in once three pounds of pork fat and meat hit your colon so hard you'll be denied entry to Australia

LOL!!!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

walker told me i have aids

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
MAN I LOVE BACON

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i jog up staircases three steps at a time and I think that's a perfectly valid tradeoff for missing out on bacon, cheese, mayo, milk and fried foods

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
i requested bacon once and the muslim attacked me

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

your posts

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
your posting op

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Nah dude I can't laugh at those memories so I'd appreciate it if you could treat my analpocalypse with a little more respect

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
genocide, particularly of a jewish nature

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

huskarl_marx posted:

i jog up staircases three steps at a time and I think that's a perfectly valid tradeoff for missing out on bacon, cheese, mayo, milk and fried foods

Are you the guy in your av?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

did anyone mention yet that adding bacon to the ops posts wouldnt make them better

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Ill Peripheral posted:

Are you the guy in your av?

I would be if I'd done this my whole life sadly, im just a semireformed goon

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

your posts op they would not get better with bacon

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
fat chicks

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

what if you added bacon





































to bacon :eyepop:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
there's goddam precooked bacon at the grocery store and Costco

what kind of loser buys precooked bacon

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Awesome Welles posted:

what if you added bacon





































to bacon :eyepop:

:siren: no danger turn around :siren:

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015
Well, maybe you could add onion to the bacon. But you can't just eat a whole bowl of bacon and onion so perhaps add some pasta.....eh, seems a bit dry maybe add some type of sauce to it?

Got some good ideas for making soup out of a stone too.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Someone link the thread from ylls where a bumch of goons were on a bacon diet and got super sick and someone fed their dog bacon and it died

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Jim Flatline posted:

Well, maybe you could add onion to the bacon. But you can't just eat a whole bowl of bacon and onion so perhaps add some pasta.....eh, seems a bit dry maybe add some type of sauce to it?

Got some good ideas for making soup out of a stone too.

motherfucker i don't taste any vodka in this sauce


what the gently caress

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
youre bacon me crazy

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Waroduce posted:

Someone link the thread from ylls where a bumch of goons were on a bacon diet and got super sick and someone fed their dog bacon and it died

only if it don't need archives please

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