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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

nitrogen infused cold brew coffee

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





DOUBLE DREAM HANDS :2bong:
:hfive:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

i only read the first page so im sorry if someone already did this but


its u

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

nitrogen infused cold brew coffee

I want some of this

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I'm turning more white every day only trying to rekindle my people's language keeps me rooted

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I'm turning more white every day

                                      /

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
the ancestry.com commercial where the guy trades in his leiderhosen for a kilt

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7c4Y/ancestrydna-lederhosen

(shoulda traded for a shotgun and one cartridge)

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
spending time at an oxygen bar.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Hamburger helper

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
probably involves some fell combination of polka and the Doobie Brothers

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744376

This thread
It's the whitest thing

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Libertarianism

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
macaroni and cheese

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

tetsuo posted:

taking selfies at a prairie home companion taping

Haha im dieing

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

aspic is definitely the whitest thing. i don't know if anyone i'm related to even knows what aspic is.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
If your high school or college had a competitive shooting team you are white

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Teflon Don posted:

If your high school or college had a competitive shooting team you are white

what if it wasnt sanctioned?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I change my vote and say that the whitest thing is soft serve vanilla ice cream in heaven. I bet it is very white, and tasty.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Hot Cosby posted:

what if it wasnt sanctioned?

Club sports don't count, it has to be officially sponsored

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Polo is my life.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Literally it's Branson.

There is nothing in the whiteyverse whiter than Branson.

Branson makes Flock of Seagulls look like NWA.

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014
Back to the future golf cart

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
This

Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Sep 30, 2015

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


I stand by my statement.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Sinking Ship posted:

macaroni and cheese

Black people eat mac and cheese, crazy.

I mean like artisan Mac and cheese made with fancy ingredients is really white, but not Kraft or Kroger brand Mac. That's an everybody food.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Has anyone said liking Beck? That's super white.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

how about get back to the kitchen and do some Bakynn

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
The whitest thing? Centralized government and an army under national control.

Try that, others :smugbert:

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
The collected works of Bill Bryson.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
A safe neighborhood

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015
An MFA or Masters in Lit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

John Dyne posted:

tabletop roleplaying games

one time i did this at a pizza restaurant and before the game started, a conversation turned such that a black man had to explain to a white woman that not all problems were attributed to whites.


has congress ever ruled on whether or not companies can call sugar dishes "salad"?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I think what gets me about this is that none of the cereals are interesting/good in any way. It's all just a bunch of really sugary stuff that I could go to the store and buy if I wanted any myself.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

I think what gets me about this is that none of the cereals are interesting/good in any way. It's all just a bunch of really sugary stuff that I could go to the store and buy if I wanted any myself.

EXCUSE me, that's clearly a box of korean oreo-os.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

uli2000 posted:

An MFA or Masters in Lit.

masters in museum/library science or art history

lotsa persons of color get lit degrees these days

crazy eights
Aug 23, 2015

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

hating white people

this

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
You can always tell when whitey tries to come up with something all on their own without looting and pillaging someone else's poo poo for ideas

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Any and all film adaptations from Warner Bros.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer





I think we need to start like breaking this down to different phylums of whiteys or something this is getting complicated; we've got like Starbucks Soccer Moms, Insufferable Hipsters, and Inbred Jesus Hicks all in the same column

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