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Lets make this thread better.
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Sep 30, 2015 19:07
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tater_salad posted:Lets make this thread better. lol sniped by a strong pink nooner
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Sep 30, 2015 19:09
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gently caress off poverty ghost, heterosexual white male privilege coming on through bitch
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Sep 30, 2015 19:32
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I keep expecting the hot dog to launch out of the tube like a mortar.
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Sep 30, 2015 19:52
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The Fattest PI posted:seriously if I went 24hrs and 1 second without slammin mad rear end, I'd fuckin kill myself Do you have to have sex earlier and earlier every day, then? To play it safe?
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RennZero posted:I keep expecting the hot dog to launch out of the tube like a mortar. 
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Hydrocodone posted:Do you have to have sex earlier and earlier every day, then? To play it safe? yeah, but you can have sex twice a day once in a while to reset to later in the day
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Sep 30, 2015 20:29
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me irl
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Sep 30, 2015 20:42
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14 INCH DICK posted:me irl same
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Sep 30, 2015 20:51
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once u reach the point where ur libido disappears and u r free, there's no better feeling, u can focus on gaming without distraction
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Sep 30, 2015 20:52
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have you ever heard that song "welcome to the jungle" by guns and roses? if so, try this for a quick laff sing the song but with these lyrics: "welcome to my butthole it smells worse here every d-aaay" lol i got the idea while i was sitting on the toilet jacking off and i could smell my butthole
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Sep 30, 2015 20:54
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I went seven months once and posted about it on Facebook after I got it in, told everyone and their mom I got my dick wet, they were happy for me
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Sep 30, 2015 20:58
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Stoic Commie posted:I went seven months once and posted about it on Facebook after I got it in, told everyone and their mom I got my dick wet, they were happy for me All the moms liking the post and leaving encouraging comments "Glad to hear it, Stoic Commie! I knew you'd find a nice girl one of these days  "
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Sep 30, 2015 21:01
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i once j/o'ed on a toilet and could smell my own rear end
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Sep 30, 2015 21:23
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'Haven't gotten laid' what sort of MAN sez this shiz haven't gotten laid what like you need a WOMAN to get laid gently caress off u homo just suck a fat cock and get some cum 'laid' on ur face cum pussy cis fag
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Sep 30, 2015 21:33
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china bot posted:the drought buildeth character I start becoming like Gollum
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lonesomedwarf posted:i havent had sex for a long time. it doesnt really seem apparent from just my posts but its true I had sex yesterday but I'm married so I don't think it counts.
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Oct 1, 2015 12:56
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The Bible posted:I had sex yesterday but I'm married so I don't think it counts. you're married so it counts double
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Oct 1, 2015 13:38
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The Brown Menace posted:you're married so it counts double it depends on who it was with
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Oct 1, 2015 13:49
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The Bible posted:I had sex yesterday but I'm married so I don't think it counts. his name
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Neurosis posted:his name IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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