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GORDON posted:I love Yellowstone.... it is right ion the middle of the country, is a 1600 mile for me, and I don't need a passport to get there. It must literally suck to live in a country the size of Ohio. Lives in a country with this  this  and this  but goes to disney 15 times before the diabetes takes your foot
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Sep 30, 2015 18:22
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USA USA USA USA USA
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Sep 30, 2015 18:23
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*laughs at foreigners who get angry about lack of "public transportation" across a 2,500-mile-wide country with an average of 80 people/mi2*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:38
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*sees guns as toys and playthings instead of deadly murder weapons* *would rather a million children die than have the slightest restriction placed on my toys*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:40
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*ships out our televised cultural sewage onto the unwilling eyes and ears of the rest of the world and they're nothing they can do about it but take it*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:41
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*Is German and claims superiority to Americans* *Pops open a coke and watches Baywatch*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:43
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*Is a monster truck*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:50
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*had ancestors with the foresight to put an ocean on either side between us and the muslims*
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Sep 30, 2015 18:51
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*didn't elect a pig fucker as our leader*
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Sep 30, 2015 19:08
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*is a walking pile of contradictions because he's in complete denial that his country exists solely to benefit the wealthy and his life is meaningless*
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Sep 30, 2015 19:08
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You can't do that, I'm an American!
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Sep 30, 2015 19:14
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Yaldabaoth posted:*is a walking pile of contradictions because he's in complete denial that his country exists solely to benefit the wealthy and his life is meaningless* *Is wealthy doesnt care*
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Sep 30, 2015 19:19
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Schweinhund posted:*didn't elect a pig fucker as our leader* *will vote for a millionaire reality TV star into the presidency because "he speaks his mind"*
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Sep 30, 2015 19:26
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Schweinhund posted:*didn't elect a pig fucker as our leader*
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Sep 30, 2015 19:40
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i genuinely believe in god and i am fat and kids keep shotting up other kids in my country and i have no foreskin because some guy cut it off when i was a baby
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Sep 30, 2015 19:44
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Sep 30, 2015 19:49
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Sep 30, 2015 19:58
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russia did that sorry friend
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Sep 30, 2015 20:03
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*considers oneself a Rugged Individualist*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:12
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you did stop the scary japanese though, but you had to use nukes so no bonus points imo
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Sep 30, 2015 20:14
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*eats entire box of Oreos* *is still "hungry"*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:16
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"Lol look at all these other countries with their freedom hating heathen way" *lives in a country where you can die from a cold because you can't pay for medicine, and education results in crippling depth* e: *stomps around the world telling everyone what to do, destroys the environment, votes for a party that would only have a chance in a third world country, plays world police and still tortures people in the 21. century* "gently caress foreigners why do they keep complaining about us, if you don't like america, then you can just keep out" Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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Sep 30, 2015 20:16
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Son of Rodney posted:"Lol look at all these other countries with their freedom hating heathen way"
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Sep 30, 2015 20:18
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Son of Rodney posted:*lives in a country where you can die from a cold because you can't pay for medicine, and education results in crippling depth* 
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Sep 30, 2015 20:18
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ghlbtsk posted:*eats entire box of Oreos* that is ignorant, oreos come in bags. respect are culture
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Sep 30, 2015 20:24
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*can speak more than one foreign language, americans reluctantly learn taco bell menu spanish but feel smug when you make a mistake anyway*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:24
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*Lives in a country with more MRI machines than rest of world combined* *Gets MRI in days instead of months* *Pays $20 deductible* 
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Sep 30, 2015 20:24
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I eat my Oreos off the floor, like an animal.
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Sep 30, 2015 20:25
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hey lets build a roundabout right next to a stop light.
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Sep 30, 2015 20:25
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*can literally get a standing ovation by saying "our troops" or "we live in the best nation in the world"* *...even at a bus stop*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:25
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Son of Rodney posted:*can speak more than one foreign language, americans reluctantly learn taco bell menu spanish but feel smug when you make a mistake anyway*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:26
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 are troops are the best in the world we spend all are moneney on big military boats and planes and are military can beat anyone (who dont have no nukes ) (i.e only poor third world countries) Zzulu fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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Sep 30, 2015 20:27
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Is worried about not having a healthcare, poo poo wages, and becoming fat, cant accept or handle the situation at all, becomes a defensive nationalist, gets really mad at euros pointing out flaws with america.
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Sep 30, 2015 20:29
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Zzulu posted:
*Spends all day posting on an american web forum from his lovely little country with virtually no military* *Is protected by USA's military umbrella*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:30
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JB50 posted:*Lives in a country with more MRI machines than rest of world combined*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:30
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Zombiepop posted:Is worried about not having a healthcare, poo poo wages, and becoming fat, cant accept or handle the situation at all, becomes a defensive nationalist, gets really mad at euros pointing out flaws with america. JB50 posted:*Is wealthy doesnt care*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:31
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yeah you did a heck of a job helping ukraine with your all powerful military umbrella that was some SLICK poo poo AMERICA, wow your influence is amazin g
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Sep 30, 2015 20:31
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*invisible and has no smell* *collects in basements* *can kill you and you won't even know it's there* *Please have your house tested for radon*
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*tells other people that God speaks to him regularly* *views this as a sign of extreme faith rather than a symptom of severe mental illness*
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