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* hear knock on door and move to go see whose there and answer* * 7 seconds later police smash in my door, kill my dog, smash up my house, and throw a flashbang into my 3 month old sons crib. Police have wrong house but still arrest me and ruin my life*
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*it's Thursday* *it's always Thursday* *laundry day*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:51
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*puts bumper sticker on mid 90s Pontiac*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:52
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*literally steals country from native population* "those dang immigrants destroying our culture who do they think they are"
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Sep 30, 2015 20:56
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Son of Rodney posted:*literally steals country from native population* Literally moved into a country formerly occupied by a civilization that was wiped out when the Spanish gave them smallpox. Doesn't give a gently caress.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:06
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ITT we are! We are VR!
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Sep 30, 2015 21:06
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*gasps when finding out someone doesn't go to church* "Where is your moral center without God? Aren't you worried about what will happen to your soul when you die?? *molests own children for years*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:07
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*attends 20 year high school union*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:09
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*takes daughter to a purity ball*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:15
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*lives in a shotgun shack* *lives in another part of the world* *lives in a beautiful house*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:25
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Neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God signed, America
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Sep 30, 2015 21:30
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*considers himself an expert on american politics and society, has never been to america*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:33
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Son of Rodney posted:*literally steals country from native population* the fact that european immigrants really did kill the natives and take their land seems like a good reason to be wary of immigrants though? same thing with texas
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Sep 30, 2015 21:34
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Mange Mite posted:the fact that european immigrants really did kill the natives and take their land seems like a good reason to be wary of immigrants though? haha that is a really good point Mange Mite posted:*considers himself an expert on american politics and society, has never been to america* *considers himself an expert on american politics and society, has never left his state, or even hometown*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:36
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mah name's Jebidiah hamburgers and im vote for the guy what looks like he judge a pah eating contests
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Sep 30, 2015 21:39
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Hey darlin' can I get that for you? *refills water* Here's ya'lls bill, you have a blessed day now! *gives bill* Remember, we're havin' pecan pie for the special on Friday! Ya'll come back soon, y'hear?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:41
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Yeah whatever dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8 ?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:56
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*Thinks everyone in the military is a hero by default*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:57
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*plays the saxophone* I can bake pie, I am good at making pie. *goes back to playing the saxophone*
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Sep 30, 2015 22:07
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Seriously, why are there so many Americans on here anyway? It's weird. Stick to sites from your own country you bible liking gun havers, goddamn
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Sep 30, 2015 22:15
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Ain't nothin wrong with this
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*does whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want* *claims these are God-given rights* ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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Sep 30, 2015 22:37
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I went on a trip to LA recently and asked some people for directions and they told me and I was like "cool, so it's a 20 minute walk?" And they replied "You walk 20 minutes!!??? "
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Sep 30, 2015 22:40
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I sure love to play badminton, yes indeed, I'm just another badminton-loving American, I can't get enough. *eats a buttered biscuit* Yum yum!
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Sep 30, 2015 22:42
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I'm mad at the sports networks in america, I get that curling is "boring" but so is baseball. Curling owns. gently caress america for not embracing it.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:53
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"Show me where Spain is on this globe" Points to Mexico.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:59
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*goes apple picking
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Sep 30, 2015 23:13
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*thinks "stolen valor" is something worth getting really upset about*
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Sep 30, 2015 23:23
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*thinks being fat is beautiful*
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Sep 30, 2015 23:31
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*wear shoes inside house* *dresses like a 1990's tourist grandma* *murders a dozen people in a spree shooting*
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Sep 30, 2015 23:34
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JB50 posted:*Holds Mohammed cartoon event*
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Oct 1, 2015 00:17
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vyst posted:*thinks being fat is beautiful* 
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Oct 1, 2015 00:21
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*harvests spice to fold space*
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Oct 1, 2015 00:24
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Some of this mockery seems half-assed, I suspect there are American spies in our midst
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Oct 1, 2015 00:33
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dead in real life posted:Some of this mockery seems half-assed, I suspect there are American spies in our midst barack the shock obama wont pardon snowden, bad prez
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Oct 1, 2015 00:34
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*heritage not hate* *"I hate all black people and Mexicans/Cubans/PuertoRicans"* *Drives big lifted truck* *has a fat middle-school aged son that is dumb and chugs monster energy drinks all day* *Has a fat wife that wears short shorts and shops at the Wal-Mart* *Thinks Donald Trump is a good candidate for president* *Works as a plumber* *FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT*
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Oct 1, 2015 00:59
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*gives the money to his church "because Jesus Christ needs your help". pastor embezzles money to buy himself properties, planes, yachts etc.* *knock on the door. "Hello Sir, would you like to talk about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?"* * entire world and everything in it are commodities to buy and sell* * rails about universal health care. "I ain't giving mah money for them lazy bums!". later dies from some illness not covered by their private insurance.*
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Oct 1, 2015 04:18
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Europe sucks, one of your lovely countries went bankrupt and the entire continent ran around like headless chickens because the same group of idiots didn't realize a common currency without common fiscal policy was retarded.
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Oct 1, 2015 04:33
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Well, yes, we do have a bit of a problem with gun violence, but we also have the solution: MORE GUNS
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So that's why, you see, by dropping 2 atom bombs on densely populated civilian targets we actually SAVED lives.
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