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Oh boy, I can't wait to roll all these potatoes down the hill because it's Easter night in America!
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Sep 30, 2015 13:25
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*be 17 years old* *time for the ritual* *now I'm in community college and one hand is very large*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:26
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I love geese, and I am friends with many geese. I am the modern American. I vote in elections and go to the store. On Tuesdays we all play badminton and discuss rabbit breeds.
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Sep 30, 2015 13:36
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*pronounces "grocery" with a hard k sound*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:42
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I, the American people, love fireworks. However, I fear thunder. Is this the paradox that drives American life? It is.
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Sep 30, 2015 13:47
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*first country into space* *last country into space* *galactic hivemind descended from what was once humanity*
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Sep 30, 2015 13:58
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*emerges from the ground once every 17 years to smuggle maple syrup back from Canada*
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Sep 30, 2015 14:02
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*speaking Chinese* *living in China* *born there in China to Chinese parents*
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Sep 30, 2015 14:14
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*lives inside a hole and only comes out at night* *steals from the big people* *doesn't believe in a world outside the house*
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Sep 30, 2015 14:27
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*twelve feet tall, 400 pounds* Please help me I am trapped in this cave, I do not know how I got here. *doesn't even bother to vote*
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Sep 30, 2015 15:43
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Mad Monk posted:Bill Brasky you're a real son of a bitch!
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Sep 30, 2015 15:45
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*invisible and has no smell* *collects in basements* *can kill you and you won't even know it's there* *Please have your house tested for radon*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:34
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*it's Thursday* *it's always Thursday* *laundry day*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:51
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ITT we are! We are VR!
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Sep 30, 2015 21:06
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*lives in a shotgun shack* *lives in another part of the world* *lives in a beautiful house*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:25
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*plays the saxophone* I can bake pie, I am good at making pie. *goes back to playing the saxophone*
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Sep 30, 2015 22:07
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I sure love to play badminton, yes indeed, I'm just another badminton-loving American, I can't get enough. *eats a buttered biscuit* Yum yum!
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Sep 30, 2015 22:42
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*harvests spice to fold space*
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Oct 1, 2015 00:24
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*is a guy* *an underwater guy who controls the sea* *killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:46
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*lives in the sewers* *only comes out to feed on small mammals and pigeons* *votes Bob Dole in 1996*
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Oct 1, 2015 14:38
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*deeply concerned about the queen* *uses pheromone trails to navigate* *gets eaten by a bird*
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Oct 1, 2015 17:06
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*living in the future* *feel wonderful* *tripping over backwards*
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Oct 1, 2015 22:04
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*sprenk* *squimpty ba bapadoo* *squeeedily beedily beedily moooowwwwww* *not allowed to drink due to Prohibition*
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Oct 2, 2015 00:14
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ITT we are amortizing
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Oct 2, 2015 00:29
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*drives the hug truck* *huuuuugs*
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Oct 2, 2015 00:58
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*gets* *gets* *gets gets the paper*
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Oct 2, 2015 11:30
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*is 800 years old* Hmmm I can't wait to eat all this bread, just going to eat croissants and baguettes and a variety of rolls as my powerful wings fold and unfold with happiness.
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