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GORDON posted:I love Yellowstone.... it is right ion the middle of the country, is a 1600 mile for me, and I don't need a passport to get there. It must literally suck to live in a country the size of Ohio. *Needs a passport to get to other countries*
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*goes from AC house to AC office via AC car* *lives within driving distance of a national park* *watches documentaries about wildlife on big rear end TV instead*
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Sep 30, 2015 14:56
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:*goes from AC house to AC office via AC car* *owns X acres of land.* *0.99 times X is size of house.*
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Sep 30, 2015 14:57
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drives 60 miles to nearest megamall changes inside car jogs inside mall for 30 minutes spends rest of afternoon at local starbucks livetweeting about "the people there and their weird quirks".
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Sep 30, 2015 15:54
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drives a 1000 miles in any direction the people there is essentially the same "no it's not the same the fast food chains are different!!!"
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Sep 30, 2015 16:00
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Elman posted:*gets shot by a cop* "th-thank you o-o-offic'aaaarrghhhh..."
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Sep 30, 2015 16:02
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JB50 posted:*Lives in a country with more MRI machines than rest of world combined*
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Sep 30, 2015 20:30
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is the proud owner of a small business employs illegal immigrants calls them on sunday from the golf course "We need your help at the store, hombre"
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Oct 1, 2015 10:09
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Elman posted:*is a waiter* i'm sick wait... update i'm dead
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Oct 1, 2015 10:13
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The american dream? a well groomed patch of green grass in front of my mcmansion like sort of close to nature but at the same time 10 minutes to the 8 lanes highway.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:39
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here is some ancient urban planning *points at the one curved street in Boston*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:30
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*lives in a library*
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Oct 1, 2015 17:22
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ghlbtsk posted:*General loss of interest. * Exterior. night. A man is standing before his vehicle. He has a plastic fuel tank in one hand and a lighter in the other.
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Oct 1, 2015 17:35
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shoots up a community college
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Oct 1, 2015 20:30
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FactsAreUseless posted:*is 800 years old* Why in hell would you reveal our secret????!!!!!!
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Oct 2, 2015 14:22
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nucular
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Oct 2, 2015 16:13
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*is the president of the united states* "if only i could do something about these guns!"
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Oct 2, 2015 20:42
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*sends a probe to Pluto* "sykes it's not a planet any more!"
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