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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
i like gum but when i have some next to me i just chew piece after piece one after the other till they're all chewed and my jaw hurts and I cannot control myself its like reflex gently caress

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i feel the same way about booze

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

have you ever blown a bubble with your rear end in a top hat

i have

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

That fresh piece of hubba bubba is so sweet and juicy and I'm just biting the hell out of my inner cheek and tongue, tears in my eyes, but I keep chewin'

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Motherfucker posted:

i like gum but when i have some next to me i just chew piece after piece one after the other till they're all chewed and my jaw hurts and I cannot control myself its like reflex gently caress

Glad I'm not the only one who does this

Sometimes I stick 2 pieces in my mouth at the same time because I am 5

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i only drank 4 cans of beer last night

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

numberoneposter posted:

i only drank 4 cans of beer last night

you know how there is calorie neutral foods that take more effort to digest than they give? like celery??


American beeer is basically the beer equivalent in that by the time you drink the lovely beer the booze is through your system

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I love stuffing a whole pouch of big league chew in my mouth. Makes me feel like a real big man.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol get this one, what if instead of gum the OP accidnetly wrote "CUM"!! LOL

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

Lol get this one, what if instead of gum the OP accidnetly wrote "CUM"!! LOL
i ROTFLOLed so hard!!!!!!

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'm like this with shitposting

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gum is a waste of time

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

i feel the same way about booze

same

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I love stuffing a whole pouch of big league chew in my mouth. Makes me feel like a real big man.

hell yeah my mom tried to stop me but im like "shutugh up MOMGH!!"

and chewed real hard at her.
just chewing man,

hard as hell

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i straight up chew the whole pack bitch i aint playing

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Motherfucker posted:

i like gum but when i have some next to me i just chew piece after piece one after the other till they're all chewed and my jaw hurts and I cannot control myself its like reflex gently caress

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
I like energy gum

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