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I'm trying to build the tallest block tower I can but the blocks keep falling over. Better keep doing it the exact same way over and over again!
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:15 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:29 |
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I dont like the scary aatrek man
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:18 |
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*sees teacher banning people in tviv star trek thread*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:18 |
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*sits strapped in car seat by front door for 3 hrs*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:20 |
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*hits other kid in the face and gets away with it*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:21 |
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No, I want to be Elsa! *screams and flails on the floor*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:21 |
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*sucks a dick*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:22 |
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*catches chicken pox*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:23 |
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*shits pants*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:24 |
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drat NIGGA posted:*sucks a dick* Kyashi posted:*catches chicken pox*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:24 |
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drat NIGGA posted:*sucks a dick* little jimmy seems to have a new cold sore
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:24 |
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*is mauled to death by dumbass parent's pitbull*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:25 |
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*gets an adrenaline rush from coloring outside the lines*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:25 |
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Macasaurus posted:*hits other kid in the face and gets away with it* Seriouspost: I lost my first tooth because I made fun of some kids dad in kindergarten. Turns out his dad died like 2 weeks earlier
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:26 |
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We got teddy grahams for snack today!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:27 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*gets an adrenaline rush from coloring outside the lines* No no no you're not a'sposed to do that!
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:27 |
*shits self*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:28 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Seriouspost: I lost my first tooth because I made fun of some kids dad in kindergarten. Turns out his dad died like 2 weeks earlier I lost my first tooth in kindergarten cause a kid punched it out. Later I asked him why he hit me and he said he didn't know.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:32 |
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Bonzo posted:*shits pants* Nation posted:*shits self* It sure smells bad in here
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:32 |
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*unwilling to share toys with others*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:33 |
*puts anything in mouth*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:36 |
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*cant sit still because I'm 5 and the story about the dog is really exciting * *is black* * sitting in time out crying because I'm bad*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:43 |
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*plunges into existential chaos because the sub started reviewing colors before singing the alphabet song like we are supposed to!*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:45 |
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aertgjkvgna vouiaegtnn l; a;lk fioeinga *can't type nor spell*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:46 |
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*covers fingers in glue so it can be picked off after hardening*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:49 |
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*sees other kid crying, starts crying*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:52 |
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* is entirely afraid and intimidated by first graders*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:55 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:*plunges into existential chaos because the sub started reviewing colors before singing the alphabet song like we are supposed to!*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:56 |
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*is adorable, wants a hug, sneezes goopy green snot all over person* *has a complete disregard for germ theory*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:57 |
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*gets jump rope and runs around with lovely friend clotheslining motherfuckers*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:59 |
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*has a wonderful time* *brings home sand in shoes. EVERY SINGLE DAY* *sand gets everywhere* *father kills the youngling*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:01 |
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*left strapped in hot car while mom tans* *dies*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:02 |
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*eats boogers*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:03 |
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I'm not going to eat the sandwich.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:06 |
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whens nap time
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:08 |
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I don't want to take a nap without my stuffie
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:11 |
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHQWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:26 |
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*only speaks Spanish* *doesn't know WTF is going on most of the time*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:39 |
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mrw someone asks me my age born in 2011 that makes me... ??? ?
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:39 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:29 |
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" I want my mom!" "Ok sweetie your mom is on her way to get you" *starts screaming and bawling as loud as possible. Wants mom!*
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:43 |