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Bonzo posted:*shits pants* *Shits in tiny plastic bowl* *Feels proud*
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*is served grilled cheese with crust* *meltsdown as if was told both parents had just died*
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"What did you bring for show and tell stoic commie?" "I brought my baby dick and a deer skull for show and tell, teacher" *pulls down high end sweatpants revealing deer skull and baby dick* This really happened I showed everyone my baby dick and a deer skull
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Sep 30, 2015 20:49
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YABADABA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
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Sep 30, 2015 20:55
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost its wheel And the Joker got away-ay!
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Sep 30, 2015 21:00
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Pththya-lyi posted:No, I want to be Elsa! I taught kindergarten when that Godforsaken movie came out. You cannot know the depths of human misery. you cannot ever know
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Sep 30, 2015 21:02
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makes only Pikachu sounds
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Sep 30, 2015 21:04
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*sits down in corner away from everyone and starts rocking back and forth*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:13
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*writes with left hand*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:17
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*seriously fucks up at sitting crisscross applesauce* *hopes nobody notices I peed from the effort*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:20
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*punches another kid and escapes down slide, is collared by recess assistant, falls down screaming and kicking from the injustice of it all* *mother sues preschool for touching precious babby, wins huge settlement, preschool ends up shuttered*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:26
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zooted heh posted:*writes with left hand* According to one Oklahoma teacher (allegedly), this makes you evil
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Sep 30, 2015 22:37
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Pththya-lyi posted:According to one Oklahoma teacher (allegedly), this makes you evil It's true. I'm satan and left handed.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:47
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*pisses in urinal with pants around ankles so everyone can see my butt*
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Sep 30, 2015 22:51
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 Teacher, I wet my bed last night.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:53
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*goes to pee, misses toilet entirely*
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