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Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
Just think of a proverb and post it in quotations along with whomever you think would be suitable as a source I guess.



Here I go first:

"Light a fire for a cold man and he will be warm for the rest of the day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." - David Koresh

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
"op walks into. a bar and sucks everyones dick because hes gay" - deep impact on vhs

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
"Pretend there's a quote here." -Kurt Cobain

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"gas thread ban op" -confucius

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
also the bar is a gay bar for reasons previously stated

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"When the river runs red, take the dirt road" -Barack Obama

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


If man suck 100 pussies and 1 dick he gay - dad.gaysowhat

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


fyodor posted:

"gas thread ban op" -confucius

Ban thread, gas OP - Confectious

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
"a dick in the bush is worth 10 in the butt" -the situation

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Netflix, or chill, never both

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Let's generate funny motivational posters. I call them demotivators

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

Let's generate funny motivational posters. I call them demotivators

I'm gay.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
does anyone know if its legal to sleep under your desk if you are drunk?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

deep impact on vhs posted:

"op walks into. a bar and sucks everyones dick because hes gay" - deep impact on vhs

Was OP gay because he sucked dicks. Or was he sucking dicks because he's gay

-Lao Tzu

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





"Older generations complaining about the youth insist that society has gone to hell but we have never actually gotten there" -Socrates

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

Was OP gay because he sucked dicks. Or was he sucking dicks because he's gay

-Lao Tzu

god

drat

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
"People who live in glass houses should not suck dicks"

- Zig Ziglar

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"a diet of nothing but the morning dew; the diet of a man truly virtuous" -some homeless guy

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
"if you wish upon a dream all of you're hearts will take root"

-Hitler

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"If you can't gently caress it, make fun of it" - unknown goon

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"eat the cops gently caress the youth corrupt the rich kill everyone" -max, goof troop: the movie

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
"A leper will ruin one's loofah."

-Faust

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
"Anything you do or say can be used against you in a court of law" -TJ Hooker

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Suck a bros dick to feed him for a day, suck a bros toes to feed him for a life time.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
"If a man tells you he can eat a whole coconut, let him: he must have great confidence in his anus." - unknown goon

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
"heaven is a warm glass of natty ice, now watch this drive"

George Bush.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





"He who has the biggest condo has the tiniest penis" -Harvey Milk

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Mokbek posted:

I'm gay.

Who would you attribute this funny rear end demotivator to, Op?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
"No one likes your farts except your dog. Marry your dog." Anita Sarkeesian.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
"If you can't beat them, kick them in the stomach and poop on their face" - grover norquist, the pussy king

"A bird in the hand is worth one in the pussy" - the NFL

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me again and I will bust a nut in your face" - john boehner after a night of whisky and strippers

That Robot fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 1, 2015

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind" -Sun Tzu

Captain Dopar
Aug 26, 2015

Our world's that day joined into a friendship that was pure gold. And Earth moved into a new age, when space travel launches us into the "Age of Aquarius". The End.
The simple man runs down the hill and trips before he reaches the bottom. The wise man builds a slide. - P.T. Barnum

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

A frog with syphilis is as useful as a pig with gout, but you wouldn't hire either to tile your roof." - My racist grandfather talking in code.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
"If one's rear end is full of poo poo, one must not shove more turds in there." German poo poo fetishists

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
"gently caress you op"

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
"Small change can often be found under seat cushions."

This is valuable advice for long-term survival.
...
Gleefully stolen from Robert Heinlein, AKA Lazarus Long, the Eternal Man.

E: Use it.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Oct 1, 2015

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
"always go full homo"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
"GBS is bad"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The motivated mentally challenged will seek employment to become normal members of society, the rest will spend unearned money to post on a forum.

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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Touch not the cat, without the glove

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