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Just think of a proverb and post it in quotations along with whomever you think would be suitable as a source I guess. Here I go first: "Light a fire for a cold man and he will be warm for the rest of the day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." - David Koresh
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 19:59 |
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"op walks into. a bar and sucks everyones dick because hes gay" - deep impact on vhs
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:01 |
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"Pretend there's a quote here." -Kurt Cobain
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:02 |
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"gas thread ban op" -confucius
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:03 |
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also the bar is a gay bar for reasons previously stated
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:03 |
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"When the river runs red, take the dirt road" -Barack Obama
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:04 |
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If man suck 100 pussies and 1 dick he gay - dad.gaysowhat
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:08 |
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fyodor posted:"gas thread ban op" -confucius Ban thread, gas OP - Confectious
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:09 |
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"a dick in the bush is worth 10 in the butt" -the situation
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:31 |
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Netflix, or chill, never both
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:42 |
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Let's generate funny motivational posters. I call them demotivators
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:46 |
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Ricky Bad Posts posted:Let's generate funny motivational posters. I call them demotivators I'm gay.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:59 |
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does anyone know if its legal to sleep under your desk if you are drunk?
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:16 |
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deep impact on vhs posted:"op walks into. a bar and sucks everyones dick because hes gay" - deep impact on vhs Was OP gay because he sucked dicks. Or was he sucking dicks because he's gay -Lao Tzu
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:26 |
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"Older generations complaining about the youth insist that society has gone to hell but we have never actually gotten there" -Socrates
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:31 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Was OP gay because he sucked dicks. Or was he sucking dicks because he's gay god drat
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:31 |
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"People who live in glass houses should not suck dicks" - Zig Ziglar
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:35 |
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"a diet of nothing but the morning dew; the diet of a man truly virtuous" -some homeless guy
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:38 |
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"if you wish upon a dream all of you're hearts will take root" -Hitler
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:42 |
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"If you can't gently caress it, make fun of it" - unknown goon
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:45 |
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"eat the cops gently caress the youth corrupt the rich kill everyone" -max, goof troop: the movie
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:48 |
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"A leper will ruin one's loofah." -Faust
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:50 |
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"Anything you do or say can be used against you in a court of law" -TJ Hooker
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:53 |
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Suck a bros dick to feed him for a day, suck a bros toes to feed him for a life time.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:58 |
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"If a man tells you he can eat a whole coconut, let him: he must have great confidence in his anus." - unknown goon
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:03 |
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"heaven is a warm glass of natty ice, now watch this drive" George Bush.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:06 |
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"He who has the biggest condo has the tiniest penis" -Harvey Milk
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:13 |
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Mokbek posted:I'm gay. Who would you attribute this funny rear end demotivator to, Op?
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 02:25 |
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"No one likes your farts except your dog. Marry your dog." Anita Sarkeesian.
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 02:27 |
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"If you can't beat them, kick them in the stomach and poop on their face" - grover norquist, the pussy king "A bird in the hand is worth one in the pussy" - the NFL "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me again and I will bust a nut in your face" - john boehner after a night of whisky and strippers That Robot fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 1, 2015 |
# ? Oct 1, 2015 03:56 |
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"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind" -Sun Tzu
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:03 |
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The simple man runs down the hill and trips before he reaches the bottom. The wise man builds a slide. - P.T. Barnum
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:32 |
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A frog with syphilis is as useful as a pig with gout, but you wouldn't hire either to tile your roof." - My racist grandfather talking in code.
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 06:14 |
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"If one's rear end is full of poo poo, one must not shove more turds in there." German poo poo fetishists
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:08 |
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"gently caress you op"
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:20 |
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"Small change can often be found under seat cushions." This is valuable advice for long-term survival. ... Gleefully stolen from Robert Heinlein, AKA Lazarus Long, the Eternal Man. E: Use it. zimboe fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Oct 1, 2015 |
# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:35 |
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"always go full homo"
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:44 |
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"GBS is bad"
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:44 |
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The motivated mentally challenged will seek employment to become normal members of society, the rest will spend unearned money to post on a forum.
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:50 |
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Touch not the cat, without the glove
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:55 |