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my next-door neighbor from several years ago killed her husband and kid, but she killed herself too so it didn't really make things awkward between us also one of my uncles was a huey pilot in vietnam but i don't know if he ever killed anyone himself or if he just enabled other people to do so
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Flagrant Abuse posted:my next-door neighbor from several years ago killed her husband and kid, but she killed herself too so it didn't really make things awkward between us LOL
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Oct 1, 2015 12:31
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curious lump posted:is there a single goon who has not experienced the brutal reality of death jfc also a few kids at my high school died when i went there but i didn't know them at all
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Oct 1, 2015 14:12
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I have shot and killed bads in Iraq with both my sidearm and a M60. Every death was a joy that I am glad for. It feels good to kill Islamonazi bads, Especially when you know they take young boys for pets. I would slash their throats with knives and bathe in their blood, however this was considered inhumane and not realized. I am also a sociopath, but I still love cats.
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Oct 1, 2015 16:01
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I worked third shift at a gas station from 2005 to 2007, a couple nights a week this old creepy lady would come in and say weird poo poo to me about Jesus and birth control. Turns out it was Sheila LaBarre. I quit the gas station around the time of her arrest, but I suspect she doesn't stop in any more.
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Oct 1, 2015 17:14
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TEAH SYAG posted:I have shot and killed bads in Iraq with both my sidearm and a M60. Every death was a joy that I am glad for. It feels good to kill Islamonazi bads, Especially when you know they take young boys for pets. I would slash their throats with knives and bathe in their blood, however this was considered inhumane and not realized. I am also a sociopath, but I still love cats. why the gently caress did you have an M60 wait, are you from Iran? are you talking about killing Iraqis back in the 80's when the use of that weapon wouldn't have been anachronistic?
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Oct 1, 2015 18:00
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I also killed a bunch of Iraqis, Mahdi Army fighters to be specific. by nature of being part of the Mahdi Army they were all really bad and therefore the world is better with them dead, so imo I did a good thing, and I'm glad of it.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:02
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I wish I got to kill some loving a-rabs instead of signing up for college like an idiot 
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Oct 1, 2015 18:03
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Nooner posted:I wish I got to kill some loving a-rabs instead of signing up for college like an idiot maybe you haven't heard of a little thing called isis it's never too late
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Oct 1, 2015 18:04
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my dad was in the vietnam war so he killed some people probably
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Oct 1, 2015 18:05
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:maybe you haven't heard of a little thing called isis I tried to PM caro to see if he wanted to team up but he hasnt gotten back to me 
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Oct 1, 2015 18:05
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You can still join the US military.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:06
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TEAH SYAG posted:I have shot and killed bads in Iraq with both my sidearm and a M60. Every death was a joy that I am glad for. It feels good to kill Islamonazi bads, Especially when you know they take young boys for pets. I would slash their throats with knives and bathe in their blood, however this was considered inhumane and not realized. I am also a sociopath, but I still love cats. FALSE VALOR EVERYONE! FALSE VALOR!
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Oct 1, 2015 18:09
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I'm really excited to get back into the military actually. I'm bored out of my mind tbh.
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Mad Monk posted:FALSE VALOR EVERYONE! FALSE VALOR! please do not slander the brave men of the revolutionary guard itt thank you brother for delivering sunni death
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A kid I grew up with joined the USMC out of high school and definitely killed a handful of people in Fallujah. He got shot in the chest and sent home. The last time I saw him (which was like five years ago) he showed me the SAPI plate that saved his life, said "at least I took out a few of the fuckers first, heh-heh" and kept making remarks like "not everyone who kills kids is a murderer," which (alongside other stories I've heard out of Iraq/Afghanistan) suggests to me that most of the insurgents he encountered were kids or teens.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:12
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The guy from Family Matters killed a kid
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laura bush killed a classmate
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My great uncle killed a fellow sailor in WW2 because they both got drunk off of after-shave they filtered through old shirts and a bread loaf, leading to the other guy getting really violent so my great uncle ended up trying to subdue him as the other guy was attempting to stab one of the other people they were drinking with, but collapsed his trachea while trying to make him pass out. He never drank again after that, but stayed in the Navy for 28 years.
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dad gay. so what posted:i know it made me feel bad cause they started flying out of the bird house after i shot her. she was just a little baby wren mother and now her whole family is dead because she wouldnt shut the gently caress up for 5 seconds. you shot a bird out of a birdhouse
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Oct 1, 2015 18:45
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I'm the real mastermind behind 9/11, so several thousand.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:45
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skeletonotherkin posted:I'm the real mastermind behind 9/11, so several thousand. Shalom dude
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Oct 1, 2015 18:52
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20matar posted:Shalom dude I'm now implementing the second part of my sinister plan in Oregon. Hint it involves disarming the US population and FEMA camps.
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Oct 1, 2015 20:15
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My uncle killed dozens in close combat in New Guinea in WW2, he was completely hosed for as long as I can remember. Although in fairness, it sounds like he was about 85% hosed before he got drafted. My dad was in the Atomic Bomb Squadron but I'm not sure that counts in the spirit of the OP. We've had a couple murderers employed where I work on work release, two that I know of. Both those guys just loving oozed crazy, I gave them a very wide berth.
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Oct 1, 2015 20:58
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Booblord Zagats posted:My great uncle killed a fellow sailor in WW2 because they both got drunk off of after-shave they filtered through old shirts and a bread loaf, leading to the other guy getting really violent so my great uncle ended up trying to subdue him as the other guy was attempting to stab one of the other people they were drinking with, but collapsed his trachea while trying to make him pass out. He never drank again after that, but stayed in the Navy for 28 years. if any of my sailors ever stabs one of my other sailors I'm going to literally keelhaul him and get court-martialed for it
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Do fetuses count? My older cousin jumped in my mom's lap during my mom's first pregnancy and she miscarried a couple days later. Four years old and already an abortionist. Fortunately for me my parents planned on only having one child, so I owe my existence to that miscarriage. Thanks, cuz!
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A kid in my Calculus I class in college was kidnapped by three people who thought he was somebody else. When he was riding in the passenger seat the guy holding a gun on him put it on his lap while he was texting, next thing he knows this kid grabs the gun from his lap, shoot him in the head, then shoots the front passenger in the back of the head. Points the gun at the driver, and makes him stop the car to let him out. Kid calls the police, the guy in the front passenger survived, the driver took them to the hospital. Guy in back had his head turned to salsa. The two remaining guys got sentenced to 25-to life for murder, kidnapping, and attempted robbery. The kid is semi-normal.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:12
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Frank Viola posted:A kid in my Calculus I class in college was kidnapped by three people who thought he was somebody else. When he was riding in the passenger seat the guy holding a gun on him put it on his lap while he was texting, next thing he knows this kid grabs the gun from his lap, shoot him in the head, then shoots the front passenger in the back of the head. Points the gun at the driver, and makes him stop the car to let him out. Kid calls the police, the guy in the front passenger survived, the driver took them to the hospital. Guy in back had his head turned to salsa. The two remaining guys got sentenced to 25-to life for murder, kidnapping, and attempted robbery. The kid is semi-normal.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:14
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Frank Viola posted:A kid in my Calculus I class in college was kidnapped by three people who thought he was somebody else. When he was riding in the passenger seat the guy holding a gun on him put it on his lap while he was texting, next thing he knows this kid grabs the gun from his lap, shoot him in the head, then shoots the front passenger in the back of the head. Points the gun at the driver, and makes him stop the car to let him out. Kid calls the police, the guy in the front passenger survived, the driver took them to the hospital. Guy in back had his head turned to salsa. The two remaining guys got sentenced to 25-to life for murder, kidnapping, and attempted robbery. The kid is semi-normal. lol holy poo poo those guys are the worst criminals
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Oct 1, 2015 21:16
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Frank Viola posted:A kid in my Calculus I class in college was kidnapped by three people who thought he was somebody else. When he was riding in the passenger seat the guy holding a gun on him put it on his lap while he was texting, next thing he knows this kid grabs the gun from his lap, shoot him in the head, then shoots the front passenger in the back of the head. Points the gun at the driver, and makes him stop the car to let him out. Kid calls the police, the guy in the front passenger survived, the driver took them to the hospital. Guy in back had his head turned to salsa. The two remaining guys got sentenced to 25-to life for murder, kidnapping, and attempted robbery. The kid is semi-normal.
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Oct 1, 2015 23:46
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My grandpa was a soldier and then a cop; my uncle is currently a cop, and my younger brother was part of the National Guard unit deployed to Ferguson. So yes, I know at least 3!
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Oct 2, 2015 00:58
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my family's connected to the bushes
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Oct 2, 2015 01:06
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Chuck Barris was a CIA assasin, then a talent show host. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVIJ955kC7g
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Oct 2, 2015 01:35
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Astrofig posted:My grandpa was a soldier and then a cop; my uncle is currently a cop, and my younger brother was part of the National Guard unit deployed to Ferguson. So yes, I know at least 3! most... most cops never kill anybody... neither do guardsmen on riot control... so, uh, it sounds like your family either has extremely bad luck or is full of hosed up murderers.
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Oct 2, 2015 01:59
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:most... most cops never kill anybody... neither do guardsmen on riot control... so, uh, it sounds like your family either has extremely bad luck or is full of hosed up murderers. there called heroes dipshit
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Oct 2, 2015 02:00
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Parallax Scroll posted:there called heroes dipshit SUHPURT ARE TROOOWPZ!!111111
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Edgar posted:My grandpa killed a bunch of Japanese fellows. Hey my dad was acquainted with one of his victims.
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Oct 2, 2015 03:45
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A guy who went to my high school and later up being my friend's roommate was a school shooter that killed someone. I think he was in late middle school and from what I could piece together his parents were bouncing between meth and dying of aids. He was a weird loving dude. Super smart but obviously broken. Last I heard he was a night stocker supervisor at a grocery store.
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Oct 2, 2015 04:03
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My friends dad worked on Whitey Bulgers car so almost
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I know the guy who ran over Prince Christopher of Yugoslavia. He runs my local pub.
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