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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/man-uses-raccoon-to-start-breathalyzer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/ Unless it was "raccoon then attacks driver," then you win.
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IM NOT LIKING IT IF THERE IS NO VIDEO!!!!
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Sep 30, 2015 21:41
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How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:42
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Luvcow posted:How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer? you squeeze it duh posted like someone who never done a coonsqueezin of any sort
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Sep 30, 2015 21:42
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im not going to click that out of respect for those who died on 9/11. im also voting this thread a one. 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:42
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Detroit and Florida should be glassed
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Sep 30, 2015 21:43
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:43
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actually i completely believe what happened next. Your move genius.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:45
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:you squeeze it duh I was always too gentle and ended up just lightly caressing instead of squeezing 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:46
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"Check out this image our intern found on Imgur" -CBS affiliate
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Sep 30, 2015 21:48
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poor raccoon ):
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Sep 30, 2015 21:50
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Nooner posted:poor raccoon ): he gonna be rich if he gets the right raccoon lawyer
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Sep 30, 2015 21:51
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Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!)
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Sep 30, 2015 21:52
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Hot Cosby posted:Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!)
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Hot Cosby posted:Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!) will actually give you rabies
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Sep 30, 2015 21:56
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of course it's a navy chucklefuck SD is great but goddamn all the military personnel around here are just dumb as bricks.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:58
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in that very article it says its a hoax OP
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Sep 30, 2015 22:00
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The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught.
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dad gay. so what posted:im not going to click that out of respect for those who died on 9/11. im also voting this thread a one. i lost my life on 9/11 thank you for your consideration
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:in that very article it says its a hoax OP Hooded Reptile posted:The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught. What? Did he do it in front of the local precinct?
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Hooded Reptile posted:The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught. Reverse engineer doesn't mean make something do the opposite, it means to take something apart to see how it works.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:06
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Thunder Moose posted:
Got pulled over, was drunk with interlock, dumbass tried hiding it under the seat. Did 2 years upstate. Drunk driving is an epidemic around here.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:08
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I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it
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Sep 30, 2015 22:08
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Luvcow posted:he gonna be rich if he gets the right raccoon lawyer The only goon "lawyer" I know of is kleen_therowdyshitbag and he would probabyl gently caress it all up anyways 
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Sep 30, 2015 22:10
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just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock And smuggle your kids pee in a latex glove, so when the dude watches you pee it comes out of a straw at the end. People want to remain addicts i guess. It's really kind of sad.
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock what kinda dorky beta sober kids you got that dont know how to have a good time boozing it up w/ dad
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Sep 30, 2015 22:15
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come on tyler, big boys help daddy start the car so he can go to mcdonalds.
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Sep 30, 2015 23:13
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I wonder if the raccoon played some coon tunes on the radio
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TOOT BOOT posted:I wonder if the raccoon played some coon tunes on the radio you mena like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1I1FNZKaxA
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Rambling Robot posted:IM NOT LIKING IT IF THERE IS NO VIDEO!!!!
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theultimo posted:
what is a petty officer? is that like a petty king?
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Moridin920 posted:of course it's a navy chucklefuck SD is horrible since it has so many conservative retired soldiers.
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Hot Cosby posted:I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it Is this true???
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Hot Cosby posted:I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it what about keeping a stash of balloons with sober breath in the trunk of your car?
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Oct 1, 2015 00:16
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What would happen if you farted into the breathalyzer?
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Oct 1, 2015 00:18
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The first loving line in the article says it's not even true. Great thread dumb rear end.
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Luvcow posted:How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer? its fake
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