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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
I just want to know.

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www
Aug 4, 2010

a penis

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
sucking penis

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Only doing things so that you can have your penis sucked, hosed, jacked

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Do you mean like when someone's brain functioning is so impaired as to make them a drooling vegetable ... are they still human or just a sack of organs on autopilot?

I guess I don't know and it's probably hard - if not impossible - to make a universal set of rules to qualify it.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

tetsuo posted:

Do you mean like when someone's brain functioning is so impaired as to make them a drooling vegetable ... are they still human or just a sack of organs on autopilot?

I guess I don't know and it's probably hard - if not impossible - to make a universal set of rules to qualify it.

this guy or girl, or what ever gender gets it

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

www posted:

a penis

That, and a pair of testicles.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
an iSoul (sold seperately)

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
hey man im a male on a derelic starship wanna have sex, with tacos, and stuff?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
humans are the only animal that farts

this is a true fact

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
Kingdom:Animalia
Phylum:Chordata
Class:Mammalia
Order:Primates
Suborder:Haplorhini
Family:Hominidae
Genus:Homo
Species:H. sapiens

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

having their foreskin removed because they aren't an ANIMAL

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Yeah, some low life flat head scum infects
The sickness in his eyes reflects
You wonder why your life is screaming
Wonder why you're humans being
- Van Hagar

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Wiping after a poo poo

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

drat horror queefs posted:

humans are the only animal that farts

this is a true fact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
faith in our lord and saviour jesus christ doesnt make you human, but i think it can make you a better one?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The self control to hold your hand in a pain box for a really long time without flinching.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Applewhite posted:

The capacity to make rational choices and be accountable for them.

hes bluffing, shoot him

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

that is a noisy poop not a fart QED

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
u cant fool me u fucker baby bitch

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Disposable income and harvestable marketing data

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


driving

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
im hay

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

a dick and balls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Stuff that isn't human beings. If everything was a human we wouldn't have a concept or even a word to describe humans. Being different from other life pretty much.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Applewhite posted:

The self control to hold your hand in a pain box for a really long time without flinching.

I put my penis into a pain box all the time big deal.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kig4xhDUE

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Amarcarts posted:

I put my penis into a pain box all the time big deal.

You are the Kwisatz Bonerach

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

RicochetD20 posted:

You are the Kwisatz Bonerach

The cum....the cum is the spice

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
High fiber intake.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I'm a human bean.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
masturbating

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If you stick a hot wire in their blood and it doesn't freak out, then that makes you human.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
cylons

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Being Caucasian.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

TEAH SYAG posted:

Being Caucasian.

What percentage of Italian blood causes one to lose this status?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i'm not just a human being, i'm a human doing

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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
we are the only species that can orgasm from analingus

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