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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
what would you do with $301 million

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probably finally get pozed.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


burn it

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


and thats not to say buy drugs and smoke them, i mean just burn the money in a pile

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i would donate it all to star citizen

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
thanks :)

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Utah doesn't have lottery :(

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i won the powerball, i did it

i'm sorry, that was a mean joke :(

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
Pay your mom to blow me.
Not sure what I'd do with the other $300,999,999.95 though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Move the gently caress away from 99.9% of the people in this country and whack off all day, every day.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i would buy some nicer things to own

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't buy a ticket but I'm hoping I will find the winning one in my daily routine. Never give up hope.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Poetic Justice posted:

i would donate it all to star citizen

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Travel the country side pozing neg holes far and wide.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I would buy all the rare Magic the gathering cards for like two years straight and then live stream the bonfire and bathe in nerd tears.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I would buy all the rare Magic the gathering cards for like two years straight and then live stream the bonfire and bathe in nerd tears.

Dude, with the price of the cards, you may get a few sponsors for this.

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Who's going to be the loser that claims they would invest it conservatively, donate to charities and live off the interest comfortably?

Edit: I bought my one ticket. So many escorts...

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
I might send money via PayPal to that poor dude in Las Vegas that shits blood, I might.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Didn't buy a ticket, I hope you all lose.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'd buy the forums.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just the forums. Not the website. Who cares about that poo poo.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
i would do really stupid stuff and probly die after like 1 day lol

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I would invest it. gently caress whoever said that was a bad idea, because then you use that money to do hookers and really clean blow every day

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I would invest it. gently caress whoever said that was a bad idea, because then you use that money to do hookers and really clean blow every day

OK. You waste time doing that gay poo poo. Whilst the rest of us just do hookers and blow (clean) anyway with the 300 mil at our disposal.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Make people compromise their morals for money.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
noob

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
i would use it to launch personal attack ads against all the people on my poo poo list.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
buy an avatar

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


buy a portable version of one of those old-timey gatling guns you had to crank manually except it has been modified to shoot pennies

then, spread the wealth

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I'd buy some family and friends out of debt and maybe start a bar and maybe buy in to the S&P

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

powerball my neg hole

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

fyodor posted:

powerball my neg hole

oh so you're a fan of /r/pushing

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

fyodor posted:

powerball my neg hole

neggerball my powerhole

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Sweet. I won.

Prepare for the new improved forums.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

deep impact on vhs posted:

what would you do with $301 million

too small.

When it gets up to 500 let me know.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Waltzing Along posted:

Sweet. I won.

Prepare for the new improved forums.

buy me platinum

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Like all the men of Babylon, I have been proconsul; like all, I have been a slave. I have known omnipotence, ignominy, imprisonment. Look here -- my right hand has no index finger. Look here -- through this gash in my cape you can see on my stomach a crimson tattoo -- it is the second letter, Beth. On nights when the moon is full, this symbol gives me power over men with the mark of Gimel, but it subjects me to those with the Aleph, who on nights when there is no moon owe obedience to those marked with the Gimel. In the half-light of dawn, in a cellar, standing before a black altar, I have slit the throats of sacred bulls. Once, for an entire lunar year, I was declared invisible -- I would cry out and no one would heed my call, I would steal bread and not be beheaded. I have known that thing the Greeks knew not -- uncertainty. In a chamber of brass, as I faced the strangler's silent scarf, hope did not abandon me; in the river of delights, panic has not failed me. Heraclides Ponticus reports, admiringly, that Pythagoras recalled having been Pyrrhus, and before that, Euphorbus, and before that, some other mortal; in order to recall similar vicissitudes, I have no need of death, nor even of imposture.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
when i win gonna buy everyone the exact same avatar as me. and by everyone i mean SA's entire user base. it'll enrich lowtax, revitalize the forums, and give everyone the same ugly av as me.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I would buy some comically oversized circus peanuts

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i'd get a sex change, then get a sex change back

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