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*loads up leg press with ten plates* *brings weight down, uses all my energy getting it up* *locks out knees* *legs snap*
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Oct 1, 2015 16:36
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Whiskey Sours posted:*loads up leg press with ten plates* That vid is HORRIBLE
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Oct 1, 2015 16:40
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Whiskey Sours posted:*loads up leg press with ten plates* 
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Oct 1, 2015 16:45
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Whew, I did ten reps! Time to hit the showers!
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Oct 1, 2015 16:47
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poisoned pie posted:*checks in to the gym on facebook* yeah dude i hate minor youtube personalities too
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Oct 1, 2015 17:08
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works out for a week. sudden spike in testosterone causes me to masturbate furiously until my dick breaks
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Oct 1, 2015 17:10
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*stares in mirror looking for signs of improvement* *leans forward flexing hard to make muscles more pronounced and positioning arms to hide love handles* Nice.
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Oct 1, 2015 17:13
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*starts a crossfit gym in an half-empty strip mall and names it after a monkey or ape of some kind* *goes out of business in two months*
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Oct 1, 2015 17:20
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*posts in GBS fat threads*
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Oct 1, 2015 17:23
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I'm just really hungry all the time now! *waits for someone to ask why*
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Oct 1, 2015 17:28
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Xaris posted:*reads starting strength and pretends to suddenly know everything about lifting* Reading Starting Strength means you don't need to pretend.
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Oct 1, 2015 17:42
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has tender loving shower sex with hot twink, rubbing our abs and cocks together not in a gay way though
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Oct 1, 2015 17:44
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Phyzzle posted:Reading Starting Strength means you don't need to pretend. 
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Oct 1, 2015 17:46
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*is this guy but unironically* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa2UU5rUMXY
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Oct 1, 2015 18:00
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Bro these vibram shoes bro They're just like your feet and poo poo Mad. Gains.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:33
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*joins Planet Fitness for free pizza day*
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Oct 1, 2015 18:37
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i dont want to be a lunk so i only use machines
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Oct 1, 2015 19:03
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*gets complemented on sexy new bod*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:06
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in a month i'm gonna look like brad pitt in fight club
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Oct 1, 2015 19:07
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I need to eat more protein.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:14
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oh man i can already FEEEL THE GAINS *is having a stroke*
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Oct 1, 2015 19:15
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I came to this thread twice and now am going to forget about it for a year.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:21
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I'm the gym owner, rubbing his hands
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Oct 1, 2015 19:29
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*started lifting last month* *gives unsolicited lifting and nutrition advice*
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Oct 4, 2015 06:42
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What's the deal with creatine? I want to get swole but I think it's a little early for me to start taking performance enhancing drugs.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:49
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"No cardio; it's going to kill my gains"
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Oct 4, 2015 07:20
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Gaunab posted:"No cardio; it's going to kill my gains" this is literally me
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Oct 4, 2015 07:32
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*looks up people who all they do is workout and copy them even though im going twice a week and dont change my diet* "man look at these gains"
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Oct 4, 2015 07:42
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Oct 4, 2015 07:54
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Oct 4, 2015 08:12
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*alright lets see got my preworkout, creatine, amino acids, postworkout, protein powder, fish oil, starting strength book* *curls in the smith machine*
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Oct 4, 2015 08:25
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*goes to the bench press machine. sets the weight to 100lbs. does it with ease.* *tells girls he can bench press his own body weight even though he's never touched a bench*
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Oct 4, 2015 08:41
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*is probably a mod in YLLS*
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Oct 7, 2015 13:02
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*credits slightly larger volume of semen to new healthy lifestyle*
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Oct 7, 2015 13:35
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*is new to a thing and makes some rookie mistakes as part of an earnest effort to improve his life and well-being. what a loving tard!!!*
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Oct 7, 2015 13:38
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*Buys a ticket to Snap City* "I can always return it at the last minute"
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Oct 7, 2015 13:43
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Thanks for the photobucket link which is impossible to share to people on mobile because the site is terrible, human being.
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Oct 7, 2015 13:49
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Spectral Debt posted:That vid is HORRIBLE Link?
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Oct 8, 2015 09:15
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i am definitely going to come here every week. for sure *goes six times, cancels after six months*
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