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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im with lonesomedwarf. as a fellow cumshot compilation (cumpilation) enthusiast i dont need to know anyones names i just need to see dicks constantly cumming

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

you people are making a lot of assumptions about how i consume my pornographic media and seem to be angry about it at the same time

Matey posted:

im with lonesomedwarf. as a fellow cumshot compilation (cumpilation) enthusiast i dont need to know anyones names i just need to see dicks constantly cumming

basically this :wink:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wait i wanted the other wink :forkbomb:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
why is it called "forkbomb"? sounds like some yospos poo poo

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Flesh Gordon

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz3wusPWJdI

Probably shouldn't watch that at work.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I saw this porn once that was two white guys with clown makeup on and they were getting blown by this black chick and they kept saying things like 'Yeah, you love that big black cock don't ya?" and then she'd like stop sucking their dick and look up at them and say something like "ummm... no?" and just generally seemed really confused.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM

:nms: due to spooks

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Too spooky for me.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Holy poo poo how have I never seen this

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
Anyone have the "do you even have cars is your country" or something clip.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Putty posted:

:nms: due to spooks

That's racist :colbert:

Random Page
May 5, 2015
That nerf football, sliding out of a girls poohope.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Holy poo poo! Didn't see that one cumming.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

Grimlook posted:

"Now I'm in your rear end yeah!!!"

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."


lol

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Cream of wheat.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
when the guy stops loving a russian girl raw to apply more lube vegetable oil

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nailin' Palin

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Wicker Man posted:

Cream of wheat.



It's Nutritious aannnnddd Delicious!
:coked out dancing to old man river:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

etalian posted:

Nailin' Palin

cant believe no one made ridin biden (as far as I can tell)

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I fuckin' love my porn high concept.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
I saw this one once where the daughter had brought someone home for her mom, but mom decided that they should share him. (Guy was more than okay with this.)

Then grandma showed up and was like "What are you doing? Let me show you how this is done!" and she started loving the guy while mom and daughter watched in fairly believable horror and you could see the PTSD slowly forming behind the guys eyes.

It was p bad.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
The one with the Italian smurfs

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
"I feel like when I worked in the loving hospital, and all the loving old people poo poo in their pants all the time. Man, they fuckin turn me on. It’s just, I wanna suck their assholes. It’s a good thing with loving old people in the hospital. They don’t know anymore what’s going on. Nobody is believing them. You can do whataver you want with them. You can fuckin suck their cocks, you can lick their asses, you can throw up all over them. They don’t care. Piss in their loving drinks and they have to drink it. Yes, nobody believes them. They are loving old people."

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

:laffo: prime peter north right there

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Wish I could find this one vid again of some pov girlfriend type video where she held a knife to the viewers throat the entire time shes spouting some stream of conscioueness manifesto of insanity, so hot i literally blew a hole through my laptop never to find it again

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

14 INCH DICK posted:

Wish I could find this one vid again of some pov girlfriend type video where she held a knife to the viewers throat the entire time shes spouting some stream of conscioueness manifesto of insanity, so hot i literally blew a hole through my laptop never to find it again

Lost Porn is the worst. There should really be a Porn Detective who can use his google skills and vast knowledge of porn to find Lost Porn

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

14 INCH DICK posted:

Wish I could find this one vid again of some pov girlfriend type video where she held a knife to the viewers throat the entire time shes spouting some stream of conscioueness manifesto of insanity, so hot i literally blew a hole through my laptop never to find it again

You blew up your laptop with cum??

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:nws: http://i.imgur.com/XP8uCgf.gif

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

:nms::nws:http://dasmaennerklo.tumblr.com/

:nms::nws:http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jdh89JFg1rxr7uqo6_500.jpg :clint:

e: oops wrong thread meant to post this in the bad porn thread.

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Oct 2, 2015

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:nws: http://i.imgur.com/UVpeFL9.png

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

It is my Job to work as a Toiletpig..

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015
it's only smells.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


lonesomedwarf posted:

why do you gfuys know the names of the people in the pornography that you watch
So I can find more.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I have oddly specific tastes

:nws: http://imgur.com/Oc3NI5h :nws:
:nws: http://imgur.com/we6DJ76 :nws:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

jyrque posted:

Basically this


I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o1kqqeF8Sk

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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Jim Flatline posted:

iz only smellz.

corrected

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